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1. Fields will become suspiciously quiet.
2. People in power will begin to repeat the following words over and over during speaches, but very subtly "moo, mooooo moomoo" they wll say!
3. People will begin to argue over which food to eat...fresh grass or dried grass they will mumble.
4. The sky will become a haven for cow shaped clouds
5. Finally, sites like this one will begin appearing all around the world!!!!

Now, GO, HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!! THE COWS ARE COMING, AND ONCE THEY ARE HERE......THEY WILL NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!

They have chosen to first attack humans (the stoopidest species on the planet Earth) with their superior being. They will begin to conquer the most widely viewed medium...TELEVISION!!! As most human beings listen 2 every word the TV says, it should not take long for the cows' master plan to begin working. They will subtly adjust our minds, untill we are their devoted slaves, they will then order us to destroy everything they ever wanted destroying (including the Prime Minister...whatch ur back Tone) and the cheif cow (pictured right) will gradually gain enough power and strength to attack all the other planets on our solar system, not content with this, he will then destroy the entire universe and everything in it (except cows-who will be hiding in a black whole sumwhere) ready to start a better, more peaceful Universe...well, i'm sure they cud do a betta job than us...waddaya reckon?!?!?!?

I would like to thank Geoff Cow, for this world exclusive, and I would like to comment that throughout this interview, several times was there manic laughter.