POPTARTS

Well pple, I have decided (with the help of sean) that POP TARTS rule the world (altho they will soon hafta make way 4 the cows, naturally), newayz, this page is a tribute, to the wonder that is.....THE POP TART!

Whilst readin my pack of yummy POP TARTS one day (oi, don't laff) I came accross a number of factors which make poptarts SO gd to eat, not just 4 us, but 4 the world.........
1)The packets r made outta RECYCLED card!!!!
2)You can eat them hot OR cold, meaning u can delay the dissappearance of fossil fuels by not using ur gas or electric oven (or toaster) to heat them up!!!
3) They do not need refrigeration (also delaying the dissappearance of fossil fuels)
4) There are CLEAR health warnings!!!!
5) They contain only 6g of fat 2 every 50g of POP TART!! (lmao)
Well, I dunno about u, but I'M certainly impressed (lol)!!!!!

NOTE TO ALL POP TART ENEMIES:
The punishment for NOT eating ATLEAST 2 POP TARTS per day is that I will PERSONALLY hunt u down, string u up by ur ears and feed u DOG FOOD covered SPROUTS!!! (Mwah ha ha ha!) Before chopping u up and feeding u 2 a bunch of ravenous SNAILS!!!!! Oooooh, am i eveil or am i EVIL! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

Very Cherry flavour:
Wow! You are a wild child. Do you know how to say "No"? You're everyone's flavour of the month and probably the most popular person eating POP TARTS! Fruity-the word was invented for you.

Choco Tastic flavour:
Boy are you HOT! Are there always loads of people wherever you go?...they're probably all your friends, even I love you and I'm a pack of POP TARTS. If you have a big head by now, you can fit more POP TARTS in to it. Yippee!

Strawberry Sensation flavour:
You sure know where it's at! You have your finger on the pop music pulse and your friends always look to you for the next trend. But all that trend setting can be tiring, how about doing some sensational chilling before you burn yourself out!

Choco Mallow flavour:
Hey dude, why not live life to the max? OK, so you won't dye your hair but how about letting it down now and again. Take a risk and have some fun. POP TARTS officially invites you to go wild and crazy. Go on, try it.....we dare you!

NO, I'm not talkin about wat they say about u behind ur back!!! (they r too nice 2 eva do that!!) But i AM talkin about wat flavour POP TARTS you eat says about ur personality, so, go on.......find out wat those yummy POP TARTS actually mean!

I would just like to finish by saying.....POP TARTS ARE AMAZING!!! I hope on this pg i have done them justice, and if you have any more info or nething about the gorgeous little beasts (i mean the POP TARTS) then don't hesitate 2 email me by clickin on the link either below, or on the home pg!