Kane's Nicknames
Okay, most of you know by now that I love to joke on Kane, I mean, his gimmick is incredibly funny, if you think about it. Also, if you think about his laughable previous ones, you've got to admit that Mr. Jacobs is a pretty flexible guy, and one with a good sense of humor to go on that roller coaster ride of bad gimmicks and horrible angles. So, here's a little list of nicknames and small descriptions from his fans, as I hear them. If you have some that aren't up here, submit them to me. I promise to reply to all the emails, except the ones that are incredibly stupid. And I mean STUPID. For instance, in one recent email I got, someone said, "YURO PEAG SUXX DONKEY TESTICLES" Now, if they can spell testicles legibly, why not 'your' or 'page'? Oh, feel free to tell him your appreciation for his simian behavior by emailing him. Now you're thinking I like the sound of my own voice/sound of my fingers typing, so here you:
I'll post the names of the people who tell me things as well, if they want credit. Some things you just don't want credit for, though!
Nicknames & Descriptions:
"Arms like Virginia hams" : I'm not sure who originally came up with this, but I hear it alot from my harem ladies.
"Big Red Machine": Sorta like a fire truck, but with a MUCH smaller hose. One of the WWF announcers came up with this, I believe.
"Big Red Retard": Jerry the King Lawler said this, and I mark out for that man on occasion. This was not one of those times.
"Dr. Isaac Wanker" : An anonymous person in the WWF Chat Lobby.
I can honestly say that there are no burnt oral practicioners that would have such vivid nicknames and descriptions.