Flamingo Disease... it's catching.

But WHAT IS Flamingo Disease?
Flamingo Disease is the disease you get when your sense of humor goes psycho. Are you viewing this through frames? Did you enter without getting Flamingo Disease? If you aren't viewing this through frames, congratulations! You did not violate my requirements. If you are viewing this through frames and you don't have Flamingo Disease, just follow the link at the bottom of the page...
Examples of Flamingo Disease:
You actually understand what I mean when I tell you to bullet the blue sky.
You have giggle fits over things nobody else can understand.
You place sixes on top of nines in the game Uno intentionally, and your best friend is the only one who knows. Then, you both start giggling like crazy and whenever you begin to stop, one of you says something like "purple spots! zoos! We'll all grow purple spots and live in zoos with sixes and nines!" and that starts you both off again.
You pull people around on chairs that fall and slide.
You tell people that they need Helpeth.
You're still reading this.

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