Q: What's your damage?
A: .... :D:D

Q: No, seriously?
A: Uh... well... I... don't rightly know. O.o

Q: Why is your email address and AIM screen name smk7886? Are you really a sixteen-year-old freak born on the eighth day of July, 1986 pretending to be a 20-year-old?!
A: Um. >.> Okay, look at this: my driver's license photo. Says right there 10-11-82. That'd make me 20, rions? Any'a you math majors wanna disagree? Huh? (By the way... the "7886" is from the last 4 digits of my old phone number. It's also the combo to my car's keypad, my garage door opener, and my Novell sign-on at work, in case anyone wants to stalk me. Or go to work for me. I'd like that. The working for me thing, anyway... >.>)

Q: ....That's not u!! U never said u were blonde u lier!!!1!1!!
A: And so I was. Haircolor's a nifty thing. ::nods::

Q: Actually... you're pretty hot. >.> May I date/have cybersex with/stalk you?
A: Err...O.o; Freak... no. The closest you'll get is if you wanna RPG... possibly even porn RPG, but I have standards. ::sniffs:: We'll see.

Q: Your site's not for the kiddies... how am I s'posed to look at porn with my little brothers and sisters around?!
A: They need to be taught. ::nods:: Yessss. Teach them to be good young slashlings.

Q: Your fics... Bittersweet, in particular. You gonna finish it? I mean, them, them?
A: Yes. Everything, at this point, is a one-shot except for Bittersweet, which WILL BE FINISHED or I will kill myself. :D So... patience, my precioussss.

Q: But... other fics, those... things you mention on your fanfic age as being in progress... what about those?
A: Depends on the fic. Some have been so stolen from (for other fics) that their content is wholly used in other stories of mine. So really, it's like you already have them. :D

Q: ...That's a cop out answer!!
A: Yes. Yes it is. >.>

Q: You gonna do anything brand-spanking new?
A: Maaaaybe. You seem to have the "spanking" part down just right... >.> ::RPGs with DrWorm as she creates the FAQ::

Q: Can I archive any of your stories or artwork?
A: Yes, but I'd like to be notified. It's not like I'm gonna say no. ::rolls eyes:: Even though I suck at this policy right now myself, if I see my work on some random site, and never got any emails, I'm gonna be upset.

Q: Will you archive MY stuff for me, because I am either a bonehead with no site of my own or a publicity whore who wants exposure?
A: Okay! :D Unless it's shitty. I draw the line at shitty stories and art.

Q: What's with you and this slash business, anyway? I know you can write het, so why don't you?
A: Because. ::sticks out tongue::

Q: But they're all queers!
A: Uhh, your point...? O.o; Maybe this isn't the best place for people like you to be hanging around, kiddo.

Q: Some things of yours look suspiciously like things of mine... you's a bloomin' thief, Cletus!
A: Possibly, probably... since I knew absolutely nada about HTML, websites, etc. when I started out early this summer, I decided to steal a lot of stuff. Or, steal, retweak, relabel, and redistribute. But usually, I point out myself what all I take, because I admire the people I took from (note to self: do the "credits" page in the near future). I mean, I don't think there's a person alive (who's into Evo) who doesn't see the similarities between my site and ------'s. >.> But then, there's other sites that are my clones, such as Meds', Brandi's, Lady Eternal's and my other site, too. Carbon copies of mine; carbon copies of ------'s. :D Happy circle of stealing! But now, I'm getting better at covering up my tracks. So...

Q: ...So basically, you're admitting you're a thief?
A: No comment.

Q: So then, do ya want some help making this place not suck? I mean, making it better?
A: Sure! :D But I may not take your suggestions and put them into use. This site is my baby. ::pets site::

Q: Are you ever going to change this wussy, cheap rip-off of a layout?
A: No.

Q: So, uhh... um.. I mean... uh... will you marry me?
A: No.

Q: Can I just see you naked, then?
A: Um. No. >.>;;

Q: This is SO lame! I'm, like, SO outta here!
A: Uh... if you feel the need to leave, be my guest. ::coughs:: Freeeeeaak...

Q: ...Sorry. That was mean.
A: S'okay. ::shrugs::

Q: Fake FAQ convos are so gay.
A: >.>; I'll take that in the not-homosexual-just-lame way, and agree. We're done here. ::clap-clap:: Where's my venti double-shot mocha valencia frappuccino? Someone bring me my Starbucks!