We all heard it, Anton Szandor LaVey's life a complete hoax? Never in the circus? Broke as they come? Jayne Mansfield's membership a publicity stunt? Church Of Satan just a business proposition?

FUCK!

Great fuckin' move Avon,Gilmore, Barton and the rest of you fakes! If it was a joke, it was an really good one. The mass media who reported this shit never investigated it, just like the people in Christ's time never paid attention to the fact that he was just a dumb carpenter crucified for his personal beliefs alongside many other schizophrenics on orders from the Jewish hierarchy.

Honestly I can give a mad fuck!

Zeena LaVey, if you did a curse when you split, and it took 8 long years, I have bad news for you; It didn't take 8 years bitch it just didn't work! Even if it did, it doesn't change the fact that you're nothing but what your father made you. Most Satanists, even those like me who were born well after, think of you as that 3 year old chewing gum on the altar during your baptism. I happen to have a recording of it at home. And on a sidenote, your one scandalous hoodrat leaving your son for dead, and even though you deserve to be Menedez'd, i'll leave that up to Stanton.

Mr. Aquino, good man you are, we had a good discussion awhile back. I deeply respect some of your work but at least Anton LaVey didn't seem to take it so seriously. I have to admit that your organization has become a shelter for powerless and powermad lames that you continually make into priests, and many people who join learn a great deal for awhile, and then can't stand putting up with the bullshit of your clergy any longer and quit. Good organization, great ideas, bad application: If Set really chose those kinds of people for priests, he would have booted them the next day, same goes for bitchass Gilmore and all his cronies. Learn to control your organization before critizing the one you stole the idea from.

Now, I know never said much about the ToV, it's about that time, now I always hated these fucks (the Werewolf Temple should prove that), I cant believe there are people stupid enough to buy into this shit... no pun intended. What makes it laughable is that these lames are close with the Church of Satan. I have read the Temple of the Vampire bible, that piece of garbage is 20 bucks for a book that ain't even over 20 pages long (which is why I got it in eBook format)... The bible itself has little to no value to it at all. It's not a religion, or philosophy at all. It's just a way to get people to join a club, which by the way, costs a large ammount of money (uh oh here we go again). So lets recap, 20 bucks for a real small ass book, another 20 dollars to mail in an application to become a "vampire", and by priesthood, shit that's 400 bucks total, and you will never meet the founders, nor does your title mean shit in the organisation. Meaning, everyone can reach priesthood status, and no one can ever hold any authority within the ToV short of the people who run it.

Anyone else, I read and write books, I either agree or disagree with what's said and eventually write about em'. If you read a book because of the author's life, you are an idiot. I can careless on whoever wrote The Satanic Bible. It makes sense to me and that counts. I don't care if "Secret Life Of A Satanist" is a lie/truth as far as biography is concerned, in the interviews and statements that make it up, there's a hell of a lot of good advice elsewhere, take my biography of Anton LaVey for example.

Anton Szandor LaVey never claimed to be more than a human being. He may have falsely claimed to be a more exciting human being, but, unlike Jesus and the rest of the prophetic pathetics, he said what needed to be said.

The majority of people in western society follow the teachings of Anton LaVey and don't even know it. We are taught to feel guilty for things to which no guilt is naturally attached, and this is pure stupidity. The majority of people are starting to admit it, many of them deriving ideas from Anton LaVey's philosophy but never giving credit.

For all the rumours about what Anton LaVey was or was not, he has one important feature that puts him miles ahead of the holy trinity:

He existed... Rest in Peace.