Sarah: Neal, how do you know all the stuff?
Neal: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, she means that you've said stuff you don't understand.
Jake: Like when the story started, you said "in the not too distant future, somewhere in time and space."
Neal: Yeah, that's what I said.
Sam: Where did you read that?
Neal: On the Internet.
Sarah: When have you ever been on the Internet.
Neal: After I changed.
Sam: You mean you were on the Internet here?!
Neal: Yeah, there's a computer in my room.
Jake: Well why didn't you say that in the first place? We can connect to the Internet and use that as a Digi-port out of here! Come on!
(All scramble for the doors.)
(Scene: Neal's room. It looks like Tom Servo's room except much cleaner. There is a computer in the far corner.)
(Sarah boots up the computer and starts typing.)
Sarah: Bingo! We're on-line! Now to leave this place!
(Everybody holds up their respective Digivice)
Jake: Here we go. Digi-port open!
(The screen glowed and absorbed them all.)
(Scene: The Den again. The four appear in the same fashion as they did the first time.)
Sam: Hey, this isn't the Digital World!
Sarah: I don't get it. We were connected to the Internet, we should've been transported to the Digital World.
Neal: Let's try that again.
(All run out. A few minutes later, they appear vie the flat screen again.
Sarah: Not again.
Neal: Is this Caster's idea of a joke.
(The view screen glows and SF's image appears.)
SF: I detected computer activity. You four were trying to escape.
Sam: What kind of screwball place is this, man?
SF: I did that delibrately so that any computer in the house you would try to port from would automatically bring you back here.
Neal: But I was on the Internet.
SF: Wrong-o, you were on the Intranet, a main frame. It's an isolated computer network. In other words, think of this as the twenty-first century's Gilligan's Island.
(Sarah, Sam, and Jake all look at Neal.)
Neal: Come on, how am I suppose to know the difference?
SF: Now, back to it, all of you.
All: Fine.
(All resume their seats.)
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> Night-Slash was alarmed.
Neal: I thought he was Night-Slash.
Jake: Old joke, Neal, old joke.
> "He was a Power-Destined." he cried,
Sam: Hey, maybe he can help us in our RPG.
Sarah: Jesus, it's POWER-destined, not DIGI-destined.
Jake: And watch it with the fourth wall there.
> turning to Bladeon who dropped Sabrina, "Bladeon, destroy him now!"
Jake: So why doesn't Night-Slash destroy him himself?
Sam: Because in the true tradition of Power Rangers, the lackey always runs off leaving the monster of the week to finish the hero off. Digimon's kind of like that.
Sarah: Come to think of it. A lot of shows from Saban follow along the same format.
Jake: Hmmm... You might be onto something, Sarah.
> "So you?re one of the Power-Destined," Bladeon exclaimed, "Well now your blood is mine to > spilled!"
Neal: 'Mine to spilled?' So does that mean it's already done or he's going to do it but thinks he already does it or...?
Sam: It's means that the author has a lot to learn about spelling and grammar.
> The monster jumped at Ryan, extending his blades.
> Ryan reacted. He jumps into the air and dodged Bladeon. Ryan was stunned.
Jake: After reading that sentence, so am I.
> He was jumping so high. It looks like he had become much stronger than before.
Sam: We have the power to make him stronger, faster, more powerful than before.
> He landed in the group of Evilates, who charged at him. Ryan used his martial arts abilities > which had been blended with extra speed, strength and agility.
Sarah: That's another common element in Power Rangers. All of the Power Rangers are experts in some form of martial arts.
> He was able to take them down in half the time it took before.
> Bladeon jumped down and attack Ryan. The creature was much more stronger than he thought.
Neal: So... Bladeon thought Ryan would be weaker or did Ryan think that Bladeon would be weaker or maybe...
Sam: Neal, you're getting confused again.
Neal: So?
Sam: In fanfics, you can't think about the application of what things say, all you have to do is...
Sarah, Sam, Jake: Smile and nod.
> Bladeon struck Ryan again and again with his blades while Ryan dodge them all, just barely. > Finally a blade swiped his chest. Ryan staggered back in pain, > but the uniform was still in perfect condition and he wasn?t bleeding. The uniform had serve as > body armour.
Sarah: Just our luck.
> Ryan saw the Evilates getting back on their feet. The monster was enough for him to handle, so > he pulled out the pistol in the belt pouch and fired at them. Red energy beams struck them down > once more.
Sam: Um... when did he do that the first time?
> The Bladeon charged again. Ryan fired at him. The blades just reflected the beams back at Ryan. > Ryan putted away the pistol and pulled out the dagger.
Neal (Crocodile Dundee): That ain't a knife.
> But instantly, the dagger?s blade extended into a sword.
Neal (Crocodile Dundee): This is a knife.
> Ryan fenced with the monster, but he struck him down again.
> Night-Slash laughed. "You put a good fight but playtime?s over. Bladeon, finish him!"
> Bladeon snarled and raised a bladed arm, but Ryan swung the sword at him. The monster > staggered back in pain.
Jake: Not that the sword actually struck him, but Bladeon thought it would be cool to stagger back anyway.
> "You cursed human!" Night-Slash sneered.
> Ryan stood up and put the sword away. "Let?s finish this." he replied.
All: Please!
> Ryan soon felt himself getting stronger. Instantly, his body was engulfed in flames. He held out > his right fist as the flames were focused into it. Ryan jumped at the Bladeon monster.
"A.C.M. Red Burning Uppercut!"
Sarah: Nova Blast!
Neal: Sonic Boom!
Jake: Energy Wave!
Sam: Spoon!
> Ryan yelled as he uppercut the monster. The monster was engulf in flames and screamed in pain. > Instantly, in a massive explosion, he was gone.
> Night-Slash was in rage. "You?ll pay for this!"
Sam: Would that be cash, check, or debit?
> He then disappeared with the Evilates in a blast > of black smoke.
Sarah: Ladies and gentlemen, Night-Slash has left the building.
> Ryan was relieved. He turns and bent down to check on Sabrina. She was still breathing.
Jake: Darn.
> She opened her eyes and stared at him.
> "Who are you?" she asked quietly.
Sam: Sheesh, how many times are people going to ask that question?
> Ryan wanted to tell her the truth, but knew inside that he shouldn?t. "A friend." he answered. > He heard sirens in the distance and stood up. Sabrina watched as he disappeared in a blaze of > red energy.
Neal (Sabrina): Who was that masked weirdo?
> Back at the Power Chamber, Venusiline and Alpha congratulated Ryan as he changed back to his > normal form.
Jake: Unfortunately, he powered down naked.
(All cover their eyes.)
> To his surprise, the A.C.M. Power MIC was gone.
> "What happened to..." he began.
Sarah: those rare episodes of Power Rangers that were good.
> "The A.C.M. Power MIC is now stored within your body as pure energy, now it is inactive." > Venusiline explained.
> "Whenever you need it, simply say ?Aviator Combat Morph.?" Alpha continued.
Sam: And it just keeps on getting stupider.
> Ryan was amazed. Everything had happened so fast.
All: Not for us.
> "But Venusiline, Alpha," he than said with worry, "I can?t keep this up on my own."
> "You won?t need to Ryan," Venusiline reassured, "it will just take time to find and awaken the > remaining eight Power-Destined. You will not be alone for long."
Sarah: So basically, there'll be eight more people like Ryan.
Neal: The horror. The horror.
> "Ryan," Alpha continued, "more shall be revealed to you as your mission continues and we will > be with you every step of the way."
> "And Ryan, remember," Venusiline spoke once more, "keep your identity secret. No one may know > you are a Power Ranger."
Sarah: Wow, that line was taken straight from the first Power Rangers episode.
> Ryan was surrounded,
Jake: By who? There are only two other people in the room and one's sitting on a giant chair.
> but he was excited more than ever. > "Alright," he cried, "I?m doing this!"
> His new friends smiled.
Sam: Good God, the smiling! It's abnormal, I tell you. Abnormal!
> School resumed after the lunch period. Sabrina returned to school, a little dazed. Ryan saw her > and run up to her, trying to act causal.
Sarah (sarcastically): Oh yeah, he's about as cool as a cucumber.
> "Hey Sabrina." he replied, "What?s up."
Neal: The sky.
Jake: Blood Pressure.
Sam: Taxes.
Sarah: The audiance's patience.
> "Hi," she said, "a lot of weird things happened." She smiled. "Let?s just say I?m starting high > school with a bang."
All (weakly): Ha-ha.
> Ryan smiled. "I can imagine."
> School finished at around 3:30. Ryan was picked up by his father. He spent some time with his > sister as he promised and did the little homework he had got. The family had dinner at 5:00.
Sam: Oh such detailed information. Somebody gag me with anything.
> "How was school, hon!" Ryan?s mother asked with a smile.
> "Great," Ryan smiled, "couldn?t be better."
> "Anything cool happened," Chelsea asked, chewing her bite of rice and chicken.
> Ryan smiled even bigger.
> "Plenty!" he replied.
Sarah: So much for keeping his identity a secret.
Neal: And that's the end.
(The view screen turns off. All of them lay back.)
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Sam: Man, that was horrible.
Jake: Tell me about it, it felt like Myotismon was pulling my teeth out one at a time.
Sarah: Hey Casablanca, get your disembodied carcass in here!
(The screen glowed and SF appears.)
SF: Ah-ha, the fic didn't have a big impact on you guys.
Neal: That's right. It was bad, but if you think that's going to drive us crazy, you've got another thing coming.
SF: Oh I didn't think that alone would drive you crazy.
Sam: Alone?
SF: That's right, you are going to see every single episode of Power Rangers Aviator Combat Morphs until you go insane. And if I find something interesting to throw in along the way, I'll do that. In other words, get comfortable boys and girl, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
(The view screen turns off. Everybody looks at each other.)
All: Help!
(End)
Power Rangers is copyrighted Saban.
Power Rangers Aviator Combat Morphs is copyrighted Howard "True Blu" Chu.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is copyrighted Best Brains Inc.
Neal is owned by Gyl [email protected]
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