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submitted by "D" on July 18th, 2001
The psycho ex-mullet... He is a complex sub-species. It all
started when I was a young, hot (still hot) thang and I fell for this guy with a
"cool car" but not really big brains. So anyway, I fall for this guy like he's some
kinda catch but I realize deep inside I always thought that I would end up with "Mr.
Computer Geek/Engineer". So as time passes I he forces me to enjoy NHRA/HBA/golf
and all other mullet activities, until I notice I started to pull away from his beer
guzzling loser redneck friends and the weary ways of mullet living and I dumped
the freak. Now mind you, my poor ass bred with this guy. i have two young
sons who I constantly have to de-program from wanting to turn left and enjoying
the look of tight knee legnth jean shorts. It is a travesty that I had kids
with the mullet, what chance to I have of my two sons becoming the CEO of a
fortune 500 company? Uuuuhhhhhh... nill/nada! Now you may ask, well the guy
is a redneck...why is he pyscho? Well he used to phone me all the time after I dumped him and ask why did you take your lingerie
with you? Naturally I took my stuff.....because I LEFT! Also, the man
constantly lies to his new wife, (ooopppss!) who he got pregnant and had to
marry (I'm not touching that with a 10ft pole) about calling me at work and
bothering me. You may not think this is a man to be afraid of......but you
have never married a MULLET have you????? Beware!
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