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Things to DO! other then cutting!!!
-Read
-Wirte
-E~mail me!
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-Call a friend
-Or just plain out right yell what your going to do at someone
and then write me telling me what happened, for I am to
afrid to yell that at someone...^^
How to Have Fun in a Crowded Elevator
Smack your forehead and mutter: "Shut up! Shut up! All of you just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I've got new socks on!"
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers that you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce: "You're one of them." Then move to the far corner of the elevator.
Walk on with an appropriately sized cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Wear a child's puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Say "ding" at each floor.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host!"
Fun Quotes!
"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one's watching."
'I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do' -Lucas in the film 'empire records'
"Scars are stories, history written on the body." -Kathryn Harrison
"The scares will last forever, But nothing compares to the pain the put them there"
� . . .Just cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale today . . ." -Marilyn Manson-
"It's not that I'm afraid of dying, it's that I'm scared to death of living." -Unknown-
Evil is just Live spelled backwards
"The cracks in the concrete remind that no matter how strong you are you will always fall apart"
A single moment of happiness is more powerful than a lifetime of sadness.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.
All of us live in the gutters, but only some of us are looking up at the stars.
"In all I suffer, I have never lost the capacity to feel compassion."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live." Martin Luther King, Jr.
�Suicide is a serious thing, Take control of your life, before it takes control of you� By Samantha Johansen �When no around you seems to care, hold your head up, and say I don�t care� By Samantha Johansen
�tears come at night smiles comes during the day� By Samantha Johansen
There is no fear of dieing anymore, death would be easy, but life has decided to be cruel and keep me alive. Welcome to my hell (Mark Anthony Peterson)
The pain I feel inside, grows stronger and stronger as the days go by, it�s like a monster in side of me trying to get out. I�m shit scared of myself (Mark Anthony Peterson)
"The scars will last forever, But nothing compares to the pain the put them there!"
"A True Fried Stabs You In The Front" - Oscar White
"Why do you care about me now when I want to die, and not then when I wanted to live" -Tiffany Vochatzer
"Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy." - Angelina Jolie
"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens." - Angelina Jolie
"We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness."
"How sad to see a father with money and no joy. The man studied economics, but never studied happiness."
"Dying seems less sad than having lived too little."
"Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will."
"I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers."
"Sadness flies away on the wings of time."
"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy."
"There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. "
"They that sow in tears shall reap in joy. "
"Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it. "
"However long the night, the dawn will break."
"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."
"The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
"The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: 'It's a girl.'"
"To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man."
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
"The only abnormality is the incapacity to love."
"The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes."
"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel."
"Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven."
"I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time."
"The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough."
"Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong."
"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money."
"To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet."
"It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured."
"I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive."
"He who lives in solitude may make his own laws."
"As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape."
"It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than by praise."
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
"Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children."
"My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants."
"Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions."
"Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable."
"A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?"
"Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again."
"Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
"It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts."
"When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do."
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."
"Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be."
"The art of love ... is largely the art of persistence."
"Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so."
"A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself."
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad."
"The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for."
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'"
"Life is like a bad dream, the only difference is you don't feel happy to wake up."
"No-one to turn to, No-one to trust, the love in my heart, Just turns to dust."
"So live that you can look any man in the eye and tell him to go to hell."
"Conformity is suicide. Imitation is Suicide. Love is Suicide. Suicide is self- expression."
"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me."
"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute."
"How will you know I am hurting, if you cannot see my pain? To wear it on my body, tells what words cannot explain."
"Friends ask me how I feel and I lie convincingly 'Cause I don't want to reveal the fact that I'm suffering So I wear my disguise 'til I go home at night And turn down all the lights and then I break down and cry."
"All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people."
"I remember the very things I do not wish to. I cannot forget the things I wish to forget."
"To be nobody - but - myself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make me everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting"
"Because I could not stop for Death --He kindly stopped for me --The carriage held but just ourselves And immortality."
"And I'm beyond your peripheral vision So you might want to turn your head Cause someday you're going to get hungry And eat most of the words you just said."
"Without a struggle, there can be no progress."
"There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state to another, nothing more. He who has felt the deepest grief is best able to experience supreme happiness. We must have felt what it is to die, that we may appreciate the enjoyments of life."
"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper."
following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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