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Dear Alex, My pencils are always breaking, but I have no way to sharpen them because my school refuses to put up pencil sharpeners. My friend always has a good one, but everyone is always lining up to use it. I'd get my own, but I can't find a good one and they always break or stop working. Do you know where I could get a good one? -Chris |
Chris, This is an easy one. All you have to do is buy a pencil sharpener that's the same color and general shape as the one your friend owns, then steal his good one and replace it with the crappy one. Now everyone will be lining up to use you instead of him! -Alex |