Cats

I really like cats, and I really really really want one, but I'm allergic to them. I wouldn't mind putting up with some sneezing, but my allergies go beyond that. What can I do?

Love the hip new name! Now this is a very tricky situation, and usually one that you should consult a doctor with, but I think I can handle it.

Seems to me that allergies are the cause of hairs shed from the cat, so the solution is simple. Buy a cat, and then shave all it's hair off! Problem solved.

I would however recommend that you make some type of shirt for the cat, not only to embarrass it, but to keep it warm.