Soda Pop

I love to drink Soda Pop, but it hurts my teeth. Does this mean I should go on a rampage killing every person involved in the making of Soda Pop until they make it less painful for me to drink? I need guidance

While I like your style, I must advise you not to go on a killing rampage. This could cause many sticky "legal" problems for you, unless you can hire one of those high priced Hollywood lawyers, like OJ did.

If you cannot afford such lawyers, just stick with a more anonymous approach, by spending the rest of your days on a hunger strike tied to the head office of Coca Cola until you either die, or they give in.

Remember, if you're rich, kill away, if you're poor, lie low.