Head Lice

To Alex,

I have just discovered that I have headlice. Is there any way I can get rid of it without letting anyone know? Or can I just ride it out? Please help me!

         -Itchy












Itchy,

I'm no headlice expert, and quite frankly your whole letter gave me the creeps! I'm not sure I want to be answering questions from little, dirty, fly infested pre-pubescents. Unfortunately, I've already started writing, so I might as well answer.

Sticking your head in gasoline is an unpopular, yet effective remedy. Make sure not to smoke while doing this, or problems could arise.

PS: Do not drink the gasoline.

         -Alex


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