Hot dog eating will become popular in the United States, and then people will realize what they are watching, and again it will be unpopular, much like my prediction of hacky sack years ago.
The Y2K03 will terrify people around the world, however it is not a real thing... be sure to gather provisions.
Miss Cleo will predict the death of a great person, and then she will die, again, she is wrong.
Ties will be worn with the skinny end longer than the thick end.
Rectal thermometers will be all the rage, even when you are not ill, "buy stocks now".
Courier new font will no longer be called courier NEW font, when people realize it has been around for many years
Yahoo will accept this site, and then they will get many complaints, coincidentally, they will remove this site, and fine me $3000.00
Dell Net will stop charging me for services I don't use.