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| Random! Grass! Pokemon! Rant! |
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| Rant #1: GRASS POKEMON I HATE | |||||||||||||||||
| Yes. Hello. Welcome to my wonderful little rant. I am your hostess with the mostess, Rinni ^.^ Now. Today, kids, we're going to talk about a very taboo subject with me: Grass Pokemon I hate. Now, as all of you must know, I love Grass Pokemon with all of my heart, but there are a few that are just f*cking annoying. Let's take our first example, inspired by Ace's rant: TREECKO. Followed by: TANGELA. | |||||||||||||||||
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| Treecko. *Glare* Treecko is probably one of the very few Grass Pokemon I hate. When I start a new Pokemon series, I always pick the Grass starter first. (My very first Pokemon of all time was Bulbasaur, thus evolving my love for Grassies ^.~) So, I got Ruby, and I started with Treecko. (I don't have him anymore, thanks to my friend John's stupid little 8-year-old cousin that DELETED MY GAME -.-) I stopped leveling him up at level 18, because he sucked, sucked, sucked. Where's Razor Leaf?! (Razor Leaf is my second favorite Grass move. Ever.) WHERE'S SOLAR BEAM?! (My favorite.) Does he even learn Solar Beam?! How can you call this stupid lizard a GRASS Pokemon?! No leaves, no vines... I swear the only grass moves it even has are Absorb and Mega/Giga Drain and stuff. Yes, I agree with Ace: The starters do suck this time around. I'm not very impressed with Torchic, and I restarted my game with Mudkip, because this stupid Gecko was just so disappointing. I hate you, Treecko. You are a retard on the show. Quit chewin' on the stick and strap on a pair once in a while, you wuss. |
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| Tangela. *Glare* I think, besides Treecko, this is the most useless Grass Pokemon. Ever. There are a couple of Pokemon I've never used, believe it or not (Sunflora, mainly, and I don't think I've ever made myself a Bellossom.). But, Tangela was just a bad idea from the beginning. I had one on my blue version, and I used it like, once. I was like, "MOVE YOUR @SS!" and it was like "Omg, omg, liek, I'm going to constrickt you and take away liek, two hit points, j0." So I stuck him in my PC and left him there. Forever. Oh, and my compliments on the creative design. "Uhm, liek, let's just liek, put some big vines in a bunch and give it eyes and little red shoozies." F*ck you, Tangela. F*ck. You. *Flips him the bird* |
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