DEAD ANIMAL PICKUP
COMEDY/THRILLER
LA Narcotics Squad Detective Jack Traymore is helping his partner prepare for an undercover meeting with a Drug kingpin. During the meeting something goes horribly wrong. Traymore and the backup cops hear his partner dying an agonizing death. Arriving on the scene, they find his body mangled, and the autopsy shows that certain organs have been eaten.
Traymore is reluctantly teamed with Homicide Detective Troy Klausson to investigate the murder of his partner. The two detectives clash, as their work styles differ as much as their choice of clothing. As they begin an investigation, they are fired upon by an unknown assailant, adding to the tension. The next evening a young woman is murdered in much the same manner as Traymore's partner. It's a new ballgame as it now appears that a bizarre serial killer is on the loose.
In an even more bizarre twist, an eyewitness who saw the woman the night before describes the unknown man who was with the victim. She describes Traymore's dead partner. It appears that this killer can take on the appearance of the victim.
The unknown assassin continues to dog the trail of our two heroes, is it the crazed cannibal, or someone else with a grudge. The body count piles up in this cross between "Lethal Weapon" & the "X Files"
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MIKE & SUE BACON
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DIRTY LAUNDRY
COMEDY
Jack Tanner, and Forrest Michaels are Rival TV reporters. Forrest works for the news division of one LA TV station, Jack works for the �entertainment� division of another. Jack has been one �upping Forrest since they were kids.
Jack�s wife, Leah, has been having a fling with Forrest. Jack is about to be brought down by a revelation in his personal life that will have him on the other side of the spotlight.
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MIKE & SUE BACON
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PROCRASTINATING REALITY
COMEDY
A comedic, coming of age tale of three friends who, after just graduating high school, decide to venture on a "toy run" in an attempt to hunt down the latest STAR WARS figures. The only problem is, reality keeps getting in the way!
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MIKE KLIMO
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WHISTLING NOSTRIL
COMEDY
Picture Casino Royale, Naked Gun and Austin Powers all rolled into one. Add a middle-aged British Secret Service Agent and the weirdest, wildest, wackiest characters ever to hit the silver screen. Combine them in one loony scene after another and what do you get?
Whistling Nostril!
If you would like a copy of this screenplay, contact the author, SAM RAYNER
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HELLO CHURCH
COMEDY
A man sits at home watching TV while his wife is out shopping.
The devil happens to show up and mooch food off the poor bum, and well, its all fun and games until a baby dies.
If you would like a copy of this screenplay, contact the author, DARVIO LEARY
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PICKERMAN THE GREAT
COMEDY/SCI-FI
Two planets have been at war for over a hundred years. Fed up with decades of conflict, and desperate to retire and live off his pension, GENERAL MANUEL BAROQUE, head of Planet Gontaria's military forces, concocts a scheme to end the war in one swift, final stroke -- by putting all warships under the command of HAROLD S. PICKERMAN, a third rate cook whom BAROQUE promotes to Captain. Confidant that Pickerman's low IQ, ineptitude and bloated self-importance will finish him -- and end the war, BAROQUE sits back and waits for PICKERMAN to go down in flames. However, PICKERMAN and his crew of beer-guzzling alcoholics begin to show signs of actual competence. That's when BAROQUE decides it's time he uses a hands-on approach in ending the war -- and in ridding himself of PICKERMAN.
If you would like a copy of this screenplay, contact the author RICHARD RIVERA
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READ ACT ONE OF PICKERMAN THE GREAT
FROM FOUR WHEELS TO TWO
COMEDY
Middle aged guy needs more excitement in life,
so
seeks out advisors on entering motorcycledom. Advisors give 'bad'
advice,
and remember via daydreams, the stories/events that they share.
Includes
misadventure, sexual innuendo, and 'dumb' action sequences by Dumber
and
his biker friends.. loosely based on the new book 'Moron's Guide to
Buying
a Motorbike.
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CATCHER
COMEDY
Some people are never content, you know? Holmes, a gifted kid of 20 going to college on an academic scholarship, is what you would call a throwback. Simple, easygoing, living for himself but never getting what he really wants. Struggling with maintaining morality and decency in a materialistic society, or as some lyricist whose name escapes me put it, "the capitalist gangbang" (pardon my French), Holmes and his unique group of friends carve their names in the tree trunk of creativity. You know how these movies go, though: a winning lottery ticket, the girl Holmes has always dreamed of, and life takes on a whole new complexion. You could say things take a 360 degree turn, but then that would be a complete circle back to the same place, so I suppose 180 degrees would be more appropriate. At any rate, news from a well-meaning but misinformed pal about his girlfriend's priorities turns what should be the pinnacle of his young life into confusion and heartache. What price tag would you put on peace of mind?
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A BOY AND HIS TORNADO
COMEDY
A country boy and his banished tornado "pal" whom he summons with a Cracker Jack whistle ring thwart a sometimes love-struck pair of storm chasers
(a stand-up comic and a scientist) and a father-and-son team of bullies while comically raising havoc from Kansas to the Louisiana coast where
redemption awaits in the form of a killer hurricane. Tornado is actually the spirit of a departed child, hence its tendancy for light-hearted pranks.
Full
treatment available.
JOKER IN A HOUSE OF CARDS
COMEDY
Successful businessman/CEO ruled by his obsessive drive for money is on the verge of losing his family, company, and life before his carefree
brother, a grudgingly accepted trip to Disney World, and the rescuing of two kittens from a dumpster help him to recapture his fun and human side. He
salvages all through his personal transformation and is elected governor of his state.
Full treatment available.
THE NEXT STAGE
COMEDY
(also available as full-length play)
Actor, secretary, and (black) aerospace engineer all lose their jobs unfairly and meet in an unemployment line where the actor convinces
them to go on the road as fellow performers. Together they cope with mishaps of that uncertain life (including a stalker), have comical dreams of
revenge, perform various skits, and experience the highs and lows of life as their unfulfilled characters evolve. In the end, after chasing fame and
fortune, they find the objects of greatest value are those found within themselves.
Full treatment available.
If you would like a copy of this screenplay, contact the author, MICHAEL PENNETTI
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TOGETHER AT LAST
COMEDY
Jerry Reeves is a career thief who his son, Scott has been avoiding in
the past due to his parents� messy divorce on account of Jerry�s
infidelities and Scott�s police career.
After Jerry witnesses a double murder intended for him, Scott is
forced to look after his estranged father, who takes the opportunity to try
and bond with his son. While Scott tries to figure out who is
responsible for the murders, they wind up running from police and hitmen on
account of Jerry�s antics. They get on each others� nerves until they
discover how much they actually have in common.
�Together At Last� is a father/son comedy about how some estranged
relationships can be rekindled in the weirdest way possible. My script is
registered with the WGAe: I18829 and is ready for submission. Thank
you.
KISS ME DEADLY
COMEDY
Day by day, Gail contends with her sleazy boss, his even sleazier son,
bad relationships, and her sexually experimental teenage son, Kyle. Not
knowing where to turn after a while, Gail goes to a fortune teller, who
tricks Gail into drinking a potion that has the power to help Gail
commit the opposite of what she�d normally do. However, the fortune teller
warns Gail that she mustn�t kiss anybody or the potion�s power will be
passed on to them, which can cause either great harm or joy, depending
on the person�s true feelings.
Gail attempts to abide by the rules, but while distracted with Randy,
her newest love interest, Gail forgets the warnings and kisses various
people like her unaffectionate father and overbearing affectionate
mother, her son, Kyle, and Randy, often resulting in outrageous results.
�Kiss Me Deadly� is a romantic/comedy about how doing the opposite
isn�t always the right answer and that it depends on what you have inside
that really matters. This script is registered with the WGAe: I18830
and is ready for submission. Thank you very much.
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IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
COMEDY/MUSICAL
Veronica thrives with the fantasy of doing her life all over again as
she deals with her skirt chasing boss and recent encounters with her
unfaithful boyfriend from high school. Hazel, a sarcastic, mysterious
witch, offers Veronica a chance a second chance.. literally.
Accepting the offer, Veronica goes back in time to high school in the
mid 1980�s to relive her life the way she would�ve wanted, and if
possible, catch her unfaithful boyfriend with his pants down. Only Veronica
learns that as well as she knows the past, she can�t necessarily change
it how she�d like..she still loves her boyfriend. Aside from many
comedic obstacles, Veronica discovers secrets about her friends and herself
that she never knew before. However, Hazel has a secret of her own:
Hazel is actually Cheryl; Veronica�s older sister who had died in a car
crash when Veronica was a child.
�If I Could Turn Back Time� is a romantic/comedy reminiscent of �Peggy
Sue Got Married� and �Sixteen Candles� with a touch of �American Pie�.
It is loosely based on some of my personal experiences and views of the
80�s.
My script is registered with the WGAe (R-0932700), and is ready for
submission. I�m willing to accept assignments as well as travel to Los
Angeles for meetings. Thank you for your time and consideration.
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KISS ME DEADLY
COMEDY
Day by day, Gail contends with her sleazy boss, his even sleazier son,
bad relationships, and her sexually experimental teenage son, Kyle. Not
knowing where to turn after a while, Gail goes to a fortune teller, who
tricks Gail into drinking a potion that has the power to help Gail
commit the opposite of what she�d normally do. However, the fortune teller
warns Gail that she mustn�t kiss anybody or the potion�s power will be
passed on to them, which can cause either great harm or joy, depending
on the person�s true feelings.
Gail attempts to abide by the rules, but while distracted with Randy,
her newest love interest, Gail forgets the warnings and kisses various
people like her unaffectionate father and overbearing affectionate
mother, her son, Kyle, and Randy, often resulting in outrageous results.
�Kiss Me Deadly� is a romantic/comedy about how doing the opposite
isn�t always the right answer and that it depends on what you have inside
that really matters. This script is registered with the WGAe: I18830
and is ready for submission. Thank you very much.
If you would like a copy of these screenplays, Contact the Author,DAVID BOLD
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BLUE COLLAR GHOST
COMEDY/FANTASY
A teenage blue-collar ghost risks loosing his
room and board at the local haunted inn when he falls in love with a
rebellious teenage guest. One moment of true love is worth ions in the
underworld.
If you would like a copy of this screenplay, Contact the Author,BOBBI KNOPF
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