But those fucking pricks who are so god-damned self-centred that they feel they don't have to deign to noticing me, they are that much cooler. Fuckers. Whenever someone walks by and doesn't say thank you, I make faces at them, flip 'em the bird and call them names under my breath, like "ass-butt-man" and my personal favorite, "ugly-poop-lips." Feminazis piss me off, because whenever they walk by, they're like "You're only holding the door open because you think we're the weaker sex. Sexist male-chauvinist pig!" And then I'm like, "Hey bitch, the only reason I'm holding the door open is because I want to hump your brains out!" No, but seriously, bitches, I hold the door open because I'm nice like that. Usually. Unless the door hits you on the way out. That's intentional.
Actually, now that I think of it, bad manners in general just fucking piss me off something fierce. Assholes. People with bad manners are assholes, in case you didn't get the connection.
And people who eat with their god damn mouth open. That's just fucking disgusting. If I wanted to see what it looked like inside your mouth, I'd pry it open with my sharp knife and take a picture. And that ain't never gonna happen, so close the fuck up your mouth!
What is the deal with those pricks who think that just because they don't like something, anyone who does is fucking weird? For instance, you're alking about music and you tell someone you like a certain band, and they're all like "You like them? I can't believe you lke them! I can't be friends with you anymore!" If you're gonna be like that, I don't want to be friends with you either asshole!
Another thing that annoys the shit outta me is when people tell the same story over an over, like it's the god damn first time we've heard it. COME ON asshole, get some new anecdotes.