When I got back to my room I opened up my internet browser and typed in the address. The statement that greets me says "WELCOME TO WASTE" in large red font. I asked myself, "Do I really want to feel welcome in such a poorly designed page?" The basic layout of the page is red type on a black background, with a little bit of yellow thrown in there just to piss me off. It's very basic-looking, designed much like every other geoshitties page I've seen before.
I decided to put the aesthetic qualities of this page behind me and read what it actually has to say. I thought about first visiting the links under the FLETCH UNLEASHED banner, but the harsh title of one of the links that states "Kiss My Ass" sort of drove me away, so instead I decided to read what Tim "I Ate A Bowl Of Nails Without Milk" has to say. Expecting informative stories with a little slice of humor wedged in there, I was sorely disappointed when I was presented with two stories about how a girl named Kim beat him at video games, followed by some drivel about how people should wear moleskin as a second layer of socks. How enlightening. The most pitiful thing that I find about Tim is that he actually let a girl beat him at video games. If it wasn't bad enough that he had his ass handed to him on a plate, nancy-boy here had to write an article about it to complain about how unfair it is. He entitled this article "Kim still sucks." Way to represent your fellow man, Alice.
Interested in knowing more about this Kim character, I decided to read what she contributed to the page. Kim's pages are mostly devoted to music critiquing, with an article about how little kids are nothing short of hell on earth. Considering herself a big-time fan of The Who, she goes on to state that "Nirvana is the musical equivalent of shooting myself in the foot." Yes, it might be true, but consider The Who. The 60's should be the era in which they played their music, not the age in which they are still playing their music. Give it up Pete Townsend, nobody wants to see a geriatric onstage singing "Hope I die before I get old."
Another contributer to the page is webmaster Jeremy Stewart. His contributions are moslty Flash animations, with an article about his encounter with former Smashing Pumpkins frontman and current suckface Billy Corgan. When viewing Jeremy's area, be sure to check out the animation of Billy Corgan getting punched in the face. Pure gold.
The last section I viewed was FLETCH UNLEASHED. What happens when Fletch is unleashed? I'll sell you what; swear words, complaints, and sexually degrading statements about women. Oh, and he's a Pink Martini fan.
All in all, I found this page to be only mildly amusing, and majorly unattractive. The colors go together like a chicken and a lawnmower, and for pete's sake, the page isn't even centered on the screen. Now while I would warn you not to visit this page, it looks like you already have. You tool.