people that rule vs. tim
  Yesterday was an awesome day. I got to meet my 2nd favorite rock musician of all time (first=Pete Townshend), BILLY CORGAN*. It really confirmed my beliefs that he is the coolest guy of all time. Jeremy has NO IDEA what he's even talking about, because Billy Corgan is a great rock singer. I don't know how he can listen to crap like John Mayer, and then turn around and bash the Smashing Pumpkins. In the same way that Nirvana is the musical equivilant of shooting myself in the foot, John Mayer is the musical equivilant of Valium.
(Fletch: "Or the musical equivilant of Kenny G!" Also true.)

   I also really figured out yesterday how mean Tim is, and how much he sucks at Super Smash Brothers. I mean, he plays with Captain Falcon (who is BY FAR the easiest character to control, and has the best moves), and still gets rocked by Jigglypuff 10 times out of 10. Falcon doesn't even put up a fight, because he CAN'T. From now on, we will all ? refer to Tim as Tim "I suck at Smash Brothers" Schneider. Jigglypuff even wins SINGLE-HANDEDLY when taken on by a team of three other people.

   In conclusion, Billy Corgan* rules and Tim sucks at Smash Bros.
*Editors note: Billy Corgan does indeed suck.
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