Just for the record, I do suck.  But only as Captain Falcon, I'll have everyone know that I beat Kim's stupid Jigglypuff 3 times in a row, including 2 sudden death rounds.  Not only that, but I wasn't even using the all-powerful Captain Falcon, but that wussy little elf, Link (who has officially earned the title "Toight," as in "Toight like a toiger.")  That's right, Link has trumpped Kim's Jigglypuff, so not only has her reign of terror ended, but we can all go back to work feeling safer because Kim no longer has a monopoly on Super Smash Brothers.  Thank you Link, you dorky little elf who can hardly jump.

By Timothy "kicked Kim's ass at Super Smash Bros." Schneider
10-28-04, 1:11
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