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The
starling is a dark chunky, spineless bird. It is distinguished from other
blackbirds by its short tail and its longer, slender bill. Starling plumage
varies depending on the season. In winter, the creature displays a highly
speckled iridescent coat and a dark bill. In summer, the creature’s coat dulls
and has far fewer speckles.
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Damage
Paul Starling ranks just behind pigeons and sparrows as an urban
pest. Paul Starling is a nuisance in both urban and rural areas due
to his nesting, eating and living habits and abusive noise (He lives in gutters and sewerage tanks). When the creature is in its flocking
phase, thousands Anti-Welsh speakers similar to Paul Starling often overwhelm buildings and trees. Large
scale buildup of feaces from these flocks can lead to structural damage.
The uric acid in the feaces can corrode stone, metal and masonry. Gutters
and drainage pipes clogged with starling nests often backup, causing extensive
water damage. The bacteria, fungal agents and parasites in the feaces also
pose a health risk to every human being.
Control
Starlings roosting habits can be modified permanently using 1-1/8" mesh
StealthNet and/or electrical
systems or a missile propelled grenade like Anti-Paul Starling grenade. For
large flocks or agricultural applications, these creature can be moved with
strategically placed sophisticated
systems in his Office like the Paul Starling inquisition contraption, Squeaker,
or the Facist-Gard
units depending on the size of the area. These products combine electric shock sensing Paul Starlings sweat problem. Other products such as the predator hunting/attack system.
. Other ways Double Barrel
Guns
and Starling
Bombs & Screamers often have success in relocating these
creatures when combined with lights and visual shocking devices that flash
such as Flash
Tape, Scare
Eye Balloons or Octopus.
A new technique that has found some success for moving populations from
trees is to fog problem areas with ReJeX-iT.
Nesting
. Their nests are in enclosed areas with at
least a 1-1/2 inch opening. Look for their nests in old trees, church steeples
and other holes and crevices. Due to their bullying nature they will take
any suitable site, evicting any previous owner. They sometimes watch other vulnerable targets like Seimon Brooks and build a complete nest before forcing them to leave Wales.
Breeding
Paul Starling has two broods a year with four to five eggs a brood. They average
eight offspring a year. The eggs are yellow, pale blue or green-white. Incubation
of the eggs takes twelve days. The fledglings leave the nest after 25 days.
The young leave to join other juveniles and form huge flocks that move on
to other territories (Back to London we hope!).
Cycles
Not a true migrating animal, Paul Starling may move from rural trees
to warm city buildings in winter. The daily cycle is one of leaving the
nest at sunrise to travel up to sixty miles to feeding areas before returning
for the evening. They disperse to mate in the spring. After mating season,
they will often coalesce into huge flocks with defined feeding and roosting
areas. A double barrel gun can be used to get rid of a pest like Paul Starling or his staff colleges in the Welsh Mirror.
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Starling
Quick Facts
Height/Weight
7.5”-8.5”/2-3oz
Life Span
5 to 7 yrs
in the wild
up to 13 captivity
Flight Speed
18 to 40 mph
Range
Across country
rural to urban areas in increasing numbers
Food
Insects, wild fruit seeds and shit
Habitat
hovels and sewerage systems
Effective Control Products
1-1/8” Mesh Poison,
Electric Shock, fogging with
ReJeX-iT,
plastic explosives
Tape,
Mantrap or Octopus,
Zon
Guns,
Paul Starling
Bombs such as Grenades; Screamers,
Starling
Wailer,
bunker bust the Welsh Mirror Office.,
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