PART 7: The Impire Strikes Back
[Enter Garland and Princess Sara in evil lair]
GARLAND: I sure showed those Forest Imps a thing or two.
SARA: Yeah, how to run away in fear.
GARLAND: I only did that to throw them off.
SARA: Sure, and I'm your evil sidekick, right?
GARLAND: Exactly! I knew you had come to your senses after you fought that imp.
SARA: I was being sarcastic.
GARLAND: Quit denying it, you know you want to be evil.
SARA: I'm not denying anything.
GARLAND: Aha! So you admit that you are my evil sidekick!
SARA: I never said that.
GARLAND: You're in denial again.
SARA: No I'm not.
GARLAND: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the Queen of De Nile.
SARA: I'm not your evil sidekick.
GARLAND: Aha! So you admit to being in with the imps, then?
SARA: No, I'm allied with no one. I am simply the Princess of Corneria.
GARLAND: And the Queen of De Nile.
SARA: Would you stop that already?
GARLAND: Nope. [Sara slaps Garland] That's it... [Enter a Forest Imp]
IMP: NYYYYEEEEEEEEGHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!
GARLAND: Aah! Help me!
SARA: Why should I after what you said about me?
GARLAND: Waaaaah! I want my mommy! [Hides behind Sara]
IMP: NYYYYEEEEEEEEGHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! [Charges at Garland]
SARA: (Sighs) Why do I even bother? [Slaps the Forest Imp, who crashes the the ground]
IMP: NYYYYEEEEEEEEGHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! [Dies]
GARLAND: You saved me again. You ARE my sidekick after all!
SARA: No I am not. I simply killed it because it got on my nerves.
GARLAND: Whatever, Queen of De Nile.
SARA: Would you stop with that line?
GARLAND: But it's funny.
SARA: It is getting old.
GARLAND: But it's all I've got... [A loud crash comes from behind them] Aagh! What was that? Must be more Forest Imps!
SARA: I don't see anything over there. It must have simply blown over.
GARLAND: That's it? I soiled my armor I was so scared.
SARA: Eew! That is just wrong!
[Enter another imp]
IMP: NYYYYEEEEEEEEGHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!
GARLAND: Aah! I've done it again!
SARA: Oh, shut up and go change your armor.
GARLAND: Run for your lives, the imps are out to get us!
SARA: Come on, they have eight hit points.
GARLAND: But they are so evil and hideous looking.
[Enter True Omega, the Imp King. The other imp withdraws]
OMEGA: NYYYYEEEEEEEEGHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!
GARLAND: Good god, that's the biggest imp I've ever seen!
SARA: That must be the Imp King, True Omega.
OMEGA: NYYYYEEEEEEEEGHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!
GARLAND: I knew the evil Impire was out to get me!
SARA: The Impire?
GARLAND: Yes, the Impire is striking back because you killed those imps.
SARA: Impire, that has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
OMEGA: Hey, quit making fun of us, just because we can only say one thing doesn't make it right.
SARA: What, I never...
OMEGA: Oh yes you did. Don't deny it now.
SARA: But I didn't.
OMEGA: Well now, I must be talking to the Queen of De Nile.
GARLAND: Ha! See, I told you that you were the Queen of De Nile!
SARA: This is ridiculous! I'm talking to a giant imp and a villian-wannabe.
OMEGA: You dare to insult the Imperor of the Impire?
SARA: The Imperor? Could you possibly come up with any dumber names?
OMEGA: Stop making fun of me.
SARA: But it is so...stupid.
OMEGA: But it's all I've got...
SARA: Then think of something better.
OMEGA: Like what?
SARA: ...
OMEGA: That's what I thought!
GARLAND: That was harsh.
OMEGA: You want some of this, chicken-wuss?
GARLAND: Ch...chicken-wuss?
OMEGA: Yeah, you bed-wetting pansy!
GARLAND: (Gasps) How'd you know about that?
SARA: Ugh, too much information.
OMEGA: I've got my sources, you pathetic excuse for a bad guy-wannabe. I've seen grains of sand that are more evil than you.
GARLAND: That was a cheap shot. Please stop.
OMEGA: Oh, but I'm just beginning, you worthless piece of ZomBull fodder. Your mother was a Naga, and your father smelt of Trolls!
GARLAND: Mommy, make him stop!
SARA: I'm not your mommy.
OMEGA: No, but you'll be calling me daddy all night long, Princess!
SARA: How rude! I'd never...
OMEGA: Here comes the Queen of De Nile again.
SARA: Enough! [Slaps True Omega, who crashes through a wall]
OMEGA: NYYYYEEEEEEEEGHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! I am terminated!
GARLAND: Oh, thank you very much!
SARA: Just shut up, chicken-wuss!
[Exeunt]