PART 1: A Problem Arises
[Enter Tracer, the Fighter, and Spek, the Black Mage, in the small town of Corneria, with a small wooden sign in the town square]
SPEK: Finally, it seemed like we had been traveling in that forest for days.
TRACER: Well, if we would have followed those footsteps...
SPEK: Grr! Those were our footsteps, you dolt!
TRACER: And I thought we were goners when that green giant was chasing us. Good thing my incredible fighting skills occupied him long enough for you to blast him with your powerful, arcane magic.
SPEK: Just shut up already. Look, there�s a sign, lets see what it says, �Wanted: Four Light Warriors to help save the world from the clutches of the Evil Lord of Darkness, Chaos, and his four fiends. But more importantly, to save our Princess Sara from the clutches of Garland within the Temple of Fiends. You can get properly equipped within the town with the goods that are for sale. See the king within Corneria Castle to apply for the job.� Well, what do you think Tracer?
TRACER: I like swords!
SPEK: Anything else?
TRACER: Hmm...we�re gonna be Light Warriors! AND I like swords!
SPEK: Great, just wonderful. Well then, it says we need four people, but there are only two of us.
TRACER: I�m only counting one, yo!
SPEK: That�s because you are forgetting to count yourself, idiot.
TRACER: Oh, well then I guess we only need one more, since I count as two people because I am so bad-ass!
SPEK: Could you possibly be any dumber, Tracer?
TRACER: Huh? [Tracer walks into a wall]
SPEK: Point taken.
[Enter Dirk, the Thief, stealing Tracer�s gold]
DIRK: Yoink!
[Exit Dirk with Tracer�s gold]
TRACER: Huh, what happened to all my shinys?
SPEK: We�ve been robbed!
TRACER: What?
SPEK: Someone stole all our gold!
TRACER: What?
SPEK: Someone took our shinys!
TRACER: Oh, why didn�t you say that before?
SPEK: Ugh! Just shut up and lets get our gold back.
TRACER: But I wanna be a Light Warrior and get cool new shiny swords.
SPEK: Look, without our gold, we cannot get shiny new swords or spells that can cause pain and mass destruction.
TRACER: But I like swords!
SPEK: Then lets go find that thief.
[Exit Tracer and Spek, both going separate directions]