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Huia helped me steal this new 99 civic from up the rd, but        after we made it look legit i took it for a ride and it wasnt that        fast!?!?
I checked the engine to make sure it was        still there???
I made sure the tires were        inflated correctly!
Everything inside seems to be        right!?!?!
So, I took it down to the sik shop and        asked da boyzz why it was so slow???
They said you need new bumpers, thos stock bumpers are not fast        enough, and they said theyd suss out a car last nite and
deal some new        ones up for a 50 bag.
Out with the slow bumpers and in        with the new, my boyz said i didn't have to paint the bumpers yet and i        could drive around with
them only primered, but da sik shop, said i        should paint them now, so i did.
The car seemed a little faster after the bumper swap but still not        fast enough, The boyz got out the grinder and said i should cut da        springs.
They also said get rid of the quiet exhaust        and hooked me up with this one i liked on this other civic, gee it        looks exactly like it!!
My boyz also said i should put a cold air intake in and a upper        strut bar (whatever the hell that does). So I did!!!
Then they said, SIDE SKIRTS MAN!! SIDE SKIRTS!!! and        WHEELS, i said i can't afford all 4 wheels, so da boyz said we'll steal 2        for the & rear and next week get the other 2!
Now i got all 4 wheels!!!
After all that, my honda still didn't seem fast enough. Cold air        intake and strut bar thingy
Phat can exhaust!!!
so my boyz said yo man u need race seats that don't match your        interior. So this fella up the rd said hed sell me his for a quick       
hundy, said dont tell anyone who i got them off (not too sure why)!!    
 
UH huh they look nice
I        told my boyz that all this stuff still isn't making my honda fast, and I'm        not getting the honeys. Is there anything left i can do.
They        thought long and hard.
And one said I KNOW!!!! SIK        STICKERSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah bro ill SIK IT OUT WEST        SYYYYDEE!
YEAH we put stickers all over the car half on the hood        half on fender, on the windshield, rear wing, side of the car, dont forget        the
Big SIK ones down the side. This thing is going to be       
FAST..
AHHHHH yeah, my honda is fast now, I'm        winning races and getting the honeys!!!!! And all at minimum cost...THANKS        BOYZ!
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