"If you had a listserv, Katie Ett, I'd join it." - Valerie Mae

Because you can't get enough.

Here's the deal about the list, for those of you who are so desperately e-mailing me incessantly with questions. Actually, no one has been doing that, but I'll make you think that they have been, because then you'll know that I'm super popular and super irresistible, thus allowing me to swoop down and steal your soul while you're busy building your shrine to me complete with black candles and locks of my hair. (Please address all requests for locks of my hair to [email protected].) So, just in case you happen to be wondering, my list isn't one of those crazy Yahoo! deals where you'll get 100 e-mails a day from random people whom you don't know or don't care to know. This is me we're talking about, and let's face it, you adore me. It's just an e-mail every week or so that allows me to tell you when I've done anything to the site. I won't flood your mailbox, and I won't sell your e-mail address to companies who want to send you porn and 101 ways to pump up your penis. (Well, okay, I might do that just for fun.) It requires little to no effort on your part, and it makes me happy just to know that you like my site (or at least are hoping to get some nudie pictures of me in the mail someday.) So, press this section of words that happens to be underlined for obvious reasons and send it off to me. Or, just send some mail to [email protected] with the word "Subscribe" somewhere in the subject line or the message body or anywhere that I'm sure to see it. All pictures of midgets and/or furry animals of any kind are also welcome, as always.