I rather enjoy a good fight every now and then, so I excitedly scan my e-mail each day in hopes of finding letters from fools who think they have what it takes to criticise me. You see, being the queen of my own little spelling and grammar world, I can't deal with people who bash my site poorly. I want someone with half a brain to attack me, belittle me, make me feel (gasp!) stupid, but it just hasn't happened. I once promised to run naked around my yard singing along to Backstreet Boys songs and straddling chairs like they love to do if someone ever wrote something decent to me, but all of the sudden, the evil mail stopped coming. Wait. Maybe I should take that as a hint. You mean you don't want to see me straddling chairs? My world is crumbling around me. Because of you.

� [email protected] wrote: Dear Katie, your a freakin weirdo! Get a life. Go to church, get real friends. I am never coming here again! GOODBYE

� [email protected] wrote: I have no idea who you are or how I got to your webpage, but I think your demented. You should really go to church! I'll pray for you. Write back at [email protected]
Note the clever use of a different e-mail address to throw me off the trail of her identity. Genius, I tell you. Genius.

� [email protected] wrote in response to my old silverchair site, in which I discussed the lead singer's frequent hairstyle changes: What the hell is that about??? Its his hair and he has the right to do what he wants with it!!! Another thing i dont get is that you said its all about the music right?? Then why the hell are you talking about his hair??

� [email protected] wrote again in response to the hair page: what the hell does he think you oghtta care? it's his fucking hair. i'm sure if he was trying to piss you off, he'd know who the hell you were!!! what the hell do you care anyway, it's his hair!! you shouldn't even care about his hair, try his music for change!!!

� [email protected] wrote: same with ben, and by the way, it's good that you're contious of your stupididy.