For years, I watched Mister Rogers on TV and idolized him. He was my hero. I wanted to be him . . . until, that is, I realized that he is an evil sex fiend! As the following graphic images show, Mister Rogers befriends small children merely trying to make it to school to get an education and continuously fondles them until they are filthy shells of their former selves. The following pictures are intended only for adult viewers. Anyone under 18 should immediately exit this site and go watch Full House reruns, taking special notice of the close bond between Michelle and Stephanie.
Here we see Mister Rogers waiting by a bus full of innocent youngsters. Judging by the evil smile on his face, Mister Rogers is obviously preparing to enter the bus to accost several young school children. After stealing them right out from under the bus driver's nose, he will take them back to his love nest where he will incessantly rape them and force them to lick his toes.
Oh, it's too late! Mister Rogers manages to pick up chicks wherever he goes. These young girls have not yet realized the vile human being they have so easily befriended. Mister Rogers seems nice enough, but you and I both know that he's actually SATAN! Wait, is that little girl in the blue shirt pregnant!? Oh, no! Mister Rogers strikes again!
Oh, the end is near. Mister Rogers has not only managed to impregnate one girl, but he's also knocked up the little boy wearing the blue shirt! (He has a thing for children in blue, eh?) Even the bus driver has fallen victim to his wily charms. Oh, if only they knew!
You know, it's a sad world we live in. When a child cannot even feel safe while riding to school each morning, something is wrong. Evil sex fiends like Mister Rogers should not be allowed to remain in neighborhoods that children inhabit. You've seen what he has done to these youngsters in the course of one morning. What will he do when he gets ahold of your children? Do you want your child impregnated by a 400 year-old man like Mister Rogers? Of course not! Remember--only you can prevent impregnation by Mister Rogers. Contact me or your local police department to find out if any sex fiends are living in your area. No one is safe until the world is rid of men like Mister Rogers! No one.
Want to see more proof? Read a letter written by Mister Rogers himself concerning the topic.
A Disclaimer for Those Who Lack Senses of Humour: This is a joke. It amused me back in 1998 when I wrote it. Hell, it amuses me still. So quit writing your whiny letters to me, ya babies.
R.I.P. Fred Rogers 2003