�Fun with G-Strings�
A nearby pirate pierces the g-string with her weather-beaten hook and uses it to replace her worn eyepatch. This pirate is truly in need, and the men recognise this. They smile proudly as the pirate gleefully proclaims, "Arr!" The men will miss their loving g-string ferociously, but they know that someday, they will be reunited with their g-string in Heaven. Someday . . .
The end.