School Song

"Hogwarts,Hogwarts,Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, 
Teach us something please, 
Whether we be old and bald 
Or young with scabby knees, 
Our heads can do with filling 
With some interesting stuff, 
For now they're bare and full of air, 
Dead flies and bits of fluff, 
So teach us things worth knowing, 
Bring back what we forgot, 
Just do your best, we'll do the rest, 
And learn until our brains all rot."