Hola, Gringos and Latinos!  Tim and I decided that the internet world was ready for a subject so controversial, so mindbending, that it could only be discussed here on a silly web home page.  I (Pete) will be defending the blessed institution of Mexican television whilst Tim (evil scum that he is) will be desecrating it with words.  Enjoy!

1. Point:  Hotpants on sexy, sexy women!
1. Counter Point: Hotpants on sexy, sexy men! (It happens people, I've seen it. Damn these eyes!)

2.  Point:  Okay, I was watching Mexican T.V. the other day, and it had this show with a guy playing pool and all of a sudden aliens came down and he got beamed up and I was all, like, "Cool!  They have 'Unsolved mysteries,' too!"  Except it wasn't unsolved mysteries and the guy ended up getting into a bunch of zany slapstick adventures.  Man, this stuff is great!
2. Counter Point: Sure, they have slapstick. Sure, they have people getting sucked up by aliens. But there's more to life than alien sucking. Where is the drama, Pete? Where?!? GOD-"Man can't live on slapstick and alien sucking alone".
Besides, what are they saying anyway? "Blee bla blu bee futbol" isn't my idea of a well scripted line.

3. Point:  Lemme see... Already mentioned hotpants... oh yeah!  American Movies with Funny Spanish Accents!  Like you can watch Terminator 2, and Swartzenegger is all "Hasta La Vista, Bambino!"  And it's just so cool!  Or you can watch the Sound of Music and hear what's-her-name singing, "Los Mountainias Vivre con los Musico!"  or something like that... Assuming you would want to, of course.
3.Counter Point: They make Swartzenegger sound like a real fag. If I want funny accents I'll just listen to Arnald talk normaly, thank you.
As a side note, Pete, your spanish hurts my eyes. Instead of "the mountains are alive with music" I think you wrote, "The Mountains Live Within my Pants". It's your buisness, I guess.