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                    (Lyrics to Oasis--"wonderwall")

(Text, black, interpretation, red)

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
Looks like Wonderwall is planning another "throwback..." maybe to the Beatles era?
By now you shoulda somehow realized what you gotta do
Like burn this record and go get the original "Rubber Soul?"  Okay, maybe I'm just bitter...  I'll let them continue
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
This is a not-so-veiled reference to Oasis' hatred of the public.  Those bastards.
Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out
Hey, if I know my Bible correctly, doesn't the "Fire in your heart" occur when you begin to engage in homosexual activities?  I swear I read that in Romans somewhere...  Paul was such a flamer...
I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt
Okay, here's one of those lines that is designed to make you think, "Hmm... that's pretty thoughtful."  DON'T BE FOOLED!  You haven't really heard it all before.  Nizlodgic.  So there's a new one for your earhole.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
::sigh::  not again...
This is a not-so-veiled reference to Oasis' hatred of the public.  Those bastards.
(Chorus)
And all the roads we have to walk are winding.  And all the lights that lead us there are blinding.
Let's think about the symbolism here for a second.  First off, San Fransisco is full of winding roads, and if his "flaming heart" still isn't out, that's where he'd probably suggest we all go.  Also, blinding lights are a good way to dupe people into thinking you are better than you are.  The Wizard of Oz, the musical Cats, and the moon are all examples of this.  Oasis is unveiling their plan to present warmed-over music to the masses in a sweet and tangy package of Bright, Bright lights.
There are so many things I would like to say to you, but I don't know how
That's because Liam is busy spending all the money you gave to him on $500 whores and cheap Rolex ripoffs.  Plus, he's amassing a collection of nematoad warts to earn his Knighthood.  Hey, it worked for Elton John, right?
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me.  After all, you're my wonderwall
This verse was changed on the live version, and it went like this-- "I'm bringing back the flowers in a pool of lemon swirls.  Maybe you're gonna (something) happy life and bathe me.  Or maybe not.  You're my astronaut.  I can't tell.  But you've got a funky smell... elll elll elll elll...  Where's my cocaine, anyway?  And my bloody stinkin' whores..." (Here Liam walked offstage, leaving his band to play cheap parodies of the Partridge Family).