Team Dandy

    Yes folks, it's that time again.   Spring is in the air, chicks are wearing less clothes, dandies are scrambleing for coolers to keep their beer cold, and softball season is on every dandy's mind.   Softball, what a glorious game, blood, sweat, tears, and beers.

   Press Release --Team Dandy has got itself a sponsor. Enron previously had naming rights to this group of purebred softball specimens, but after it�s recent bankruptcy it was forced to release the rights to Team Dandy. Jud and Joe Sorrell owners of �Last Call Bar and Grill� have purchased Team Dandy for an undisclosed amount. An anonymous source close to the Team Dandy family speculated that the cost was in the vicinity of a 30 pack of Keystone Light and a large bag of sunflower seeds. The former energy giant, Enron, did not have the resources to compete with the thriving bar and grill owned by Joe and Judd. As of May 29, 2002, team dandy will proudly bear the name, �Last Call Bar and Grill!�