Stein wrote:
i thought i would email everyone and let you all know of the dismantling
of Pro's Dynasty on NCAA '03. Pro is having problems throughout his team
and is looking for any answers any of you might have - u can email him
at isuckatncaa'[email protected]. it all went down hill last week when
his younger brother "Bud" worked his ass, and continued throughout the
weekend when I put it to him time and time again...it all ended sunday
mid-day when he took his happy ass back to manhappiness with his ass dragging,
after he SHUT THE GAME OFF, i repeat SHUT THE GAME OFF in the 3rd quarter,
i repeat 3RD QUARTER when i was UP 35-0 with 2.30 minutes left in the 3rd
Quarter.. a SHAAALACKKING was taking place and he could no longer bear
it. so please if you see pro offer him some condolence in good nature,
cause I OWN HIS ASS now and i cant be stopppedddd bbbbbaabbbyyyyy......
BROUGHT THE SEARS TROPHY BACK WHERE IT STARTED IN CLYDE and it aint
leaving for a long while. i'll take anyone on anytime but u better bring
you own contoller cause your gonna be throwing it by halftime.....
--Mon, 03 Feb 2003 08:59:55 -0600
Pro’s rebuttal.
Since my life is so minuscule and futile I fill obliged to write a
rebuttal, to someone “Dissin” on my “Game.” First of All I’d just
like to say, “Shiiiiit niggaaa.” Let the record show that on Friday
January 31, I beat Steiner, two out of the three times we played.
Then I beat his ass Saturday morning Feburary 1 2003, before he went to
work at Last Call Ello. Hello Marty Mcfly. Talk to Me. Steiner
did beat me in a lopsided victory Sunday morning, before I had to go back
to the little apple. So according to my detailed calculations that
brings the weekend score to:
Pro D and the Fam 3
Steiner Steiner ReCleiner 2
I’m sure Steiner (Al GoReLaNd Steinbrock) has got some fuzzy mathed detailed equation why he should be BD Champion.
Also let me tell you about my tournament performance. Curt Dukes and Co are on Like Donkey Kong when tournament times rolls around. Pro and The big red machine are a well oiled instrument when the chips are on the table. Let me remind Stein and the rest of you that I am the Three Time Defending Broke Dick Champion of the World. I’ve have 3 broke dick championships while stein has let me count them…….. 0 (Zero, Zilch, NaDa)
For those of you that are not familiar with the broke dick championship presented by keystone light, it is a double elimination tournament of a bunch of dick heads that have nothing else to do but drink beer and play playstation hence the broke dick. Well anyway the Keystone Light broke Dick Championship has been play three times, and I have won ALL of them. Stein has no BDC’s (Broke Dick Championships) to his name. Stein it’s all about the Ships, you wanna be a k-state and think you’re a billy bad ass cause you won a game hello marty mcfly talk to me count them one two three bdc’s. When you can put some game together and bring home a bdc then we’ll talk.
In closing I would like to add that the only way Steiner can beat me and the Big red machine is with Miami. He tried to be the Tampa Bay Buccaneers but the game wouldn’t let him. The only way he can even play close is with the highly talented Hurricanes. I win with a bunch of slow corn fed white boys, and the ever illusive curt dukes.
I quote puff daddy, “It’s all about the BDC’s Baby!”
Sincerely,
Pro D
Three Time Defending Keystone Light Broke Dick Champion of Dandy Land
Mon, 03 Feb 2003 12:35:48 -0600
Steiner wrote:
anyone who dares to show........
BDC Tourney Saturday in the legendary town of clyde.....5-10 bucks a
person.....beer to drink...side bets are incouraged...and naked chicks
too...if you dare show, we'll see who brings there A game when dolla bills
are laid out in front....rocko skin or should i say no shows who r afraid
come and show ur self at ur own will......i repeat i shall never lose to
these pathetic manhappiness short frenchmen ever again...i am the man behind
the game...pro dittty i own u...shit u aint even the best in your house.....as
for curt duesch i do believe he has not made it through the last three
games we played....bring it and then you can take it home........i will
be cashing in...
Mon, 03 Feb 2003 13:04:50 -0600
Steiner wrote:
better yet....PRO bring your checkbook and we'll settle it....
dont forget the title to your jeep for collateral.....
Mon, 03 Feb 2003 13:26:42 -0600