Women and "The Dandy"

   Can a girl be a dandy?  NO.  But why?  Well first and foremost men contain an enzyme in their body's which helps them synthesize alcohol faster than women.   Scientific research shows that men can drink more alcohol than women.  Sorry girls it wasn't up to me, have to take this one up with god, and that cruel process of evolution.  On the other hand in some instances there are cases when women act in some what of a dandy fashion but because of predetermined destination it's not possible for them to label themselves as a "Dandy".  Nor does the Dandy gods want women to be dandies.  If the world was full of dandy women we would have an out break of venereal disease and illegitimate children.  So although women may act dandy, they will never be a dandy.  I hope this has cleared things up, with the women that are familiar to the dandy culture.  If you have questions and comments about the dandy theory of women, or any other dandy questions you can email them to the dandy headquarters of research and dandy development at [email protected].