The Dandyman

and his dandy dog.

The Dandyman has been known to be dandy for a long time. He is known as a dandy in many differnt dandy countries, from Italy to France to Austira to Germany to England to Belgium and even in the good old dandy US of A. He has been known to dance his dandy dance on tables and drink many differnt dandy drinks. Some of Dandyman's favorite dandy drinks inlcude: Sambuca, Heffie Wissen, Corona, and good 'ol dandy Italian Wine. Dandyman has pulled many dandy stunts in is dandy carrer and has now come out of dandy reteirment to compete for the Dandy of the Year. We would like to welcome Dandyman back and are looking forward to seeing more his dandiness in the dandy future.

Now, Dandyman's dandy dog, Mugsy Dandy, is by far the dandiest dog of them all. If there was a Dandy Dog of the week, this dandy dog would have a dandy hard time losing. Mugsy Dandy suffers from ADD, not attention deficit disorder, well he does, but we mean: Animal Dandiness Diesease. This dandy disease gives Mugsy Dandy the ability to open doors, open the refrigerator and lift the dandy toliet seat, so he can get himself a dandy drink. Mugsy dandy prefers dandy beer over the undandy toliet water, but will take what he can dandy get. Mugsy dandy has a dandy sneaky way of getting many dandy things such as raw chicken from the sink, hamburger patties off the grill, and apple pies from the shelf. Nobody is exactly sure how this dandy dog can do such dandy things, but experts think it is because of his dandy disease, ADD.