GREED ONLINE

Episode 9

(Thursday, February 6th, 2003)

GAME #41:
ChuckWoolery : From Cyberspace...
ChuckWoolery : it's the biggest gameshow in internet history...
ChuckWoolery : where one person...
ChuckWoolery : in one night...
ChuckWoolery : could walk away with over TWO MILLION DOLLARS!
ChuckWoolery : Ladies and gentlemen...
ChuckWoolery : GREED ONLINE!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : we've got five very greedy looking players all lined up, here
ChuckWoolery : in a minute we'll determine your positions on our first team
ChuckWoolery : and then begin your climb up the Tower of Greed
ChuckWoolery : because if you're smart enough...
ChuckWoolery : if you're courageous enough...
ChuckWoolery : and if you're GREEDY enough...
ChuckWoolery : you could walk away with our $2,000,000 Jackpot tonight
ChuckWoolery : we've given away over $1,600,000 on Greed Online so far
ChuckWoolery : let's see if we can give away some more tonight, shall we?
ChuckWoolery : we'll begin with our first Qualifying Question
ChuckWoolery : everyone privately message me with your answers
ChuckWoolery : the closest player to the correct answer will be our Captain
ChuckWoolery : here's your first Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : How many times does the average person laugh in one day?
ChuckWoolery : alright all the answers have been locked in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 15
ChuckWoolery : okay, let's see who was the closest
ChuckWoolery : that person will be our first Captain
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish Dweeb with 18
ChuckWoolery : congrats, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : the next closest player will be in the first player position
ChuckWoolery : and that is...
ChuckWoolery : Emandx with 23
ChuckWoolery : second goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Hypocryte with 26
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Trap Jaw and Wet Jerk
ChuckWoolery : who was closest?
ChuckWoolery : it was Trap Jaw with 55
ChuckWoolery : leaving Wet Jerk in last with 125
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : welcome back to your favorite spot, Buckish!
ChuckWoolery : how many times is this now that you've been our Captain?
Buckish_Dweeb : I lost count
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : it's over ten
ChuckWoolery : anyway...
Buckish_Dweeb : Looks like 12
ChuckWoolery : let me start off by explaining the Tower of Greed...
ChuckWoolery : we begin at $25,000
ChuckWoolery : we move up in $25,000 increments to $100,000
ChuckWoolery : then we double it to $200,000
ChuckWoolery : move up to $500,000
ChuckWoolery : double it to $1,000,000
ChuckWoolery : and then double it AGAIN for our Jackpot of $2,000,000!!!
ChuckWoolery : as you know, as Captain, Buckish, you'll be able to stop after any correct answer and take the money
ChuckWoolery : you can also REJECT any answer provided by your teammates and replace it with one of your own
ChuckWoolery : so...
ChuckWoolery : are you ready to begin your climb?
Buckish_Dweeb : Yes.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk
Wet_Jerk : Ho
Wet_Jerk : or Hi
ChuckWoolery : because you were in last place we begin with you
ChuckWoolery : hmmm... I thought you were a Thundercat for a second there
Wet_Jerk : lol
ChuckWoolery : okay, Wet, if you win the two million dollars tonight, what will you spend it on?
Wet_Jerk : I don't know. We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
ChuckWoolery : I see
ChuckWoolery : well, let's get you started with $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : Wet, who proclaims himself to be "the most powerful man in the universe"?
ChuckWoolery : Conan
ChuckWoolery : He-Man
ChuckWoolery : Hulk Hogan
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Ray Romano?
Wet_Jerk : That would be he-man.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, do you accept or reject Wet Jerk's answer?
Buckish_Dweeb : Accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for... $25,000....
ChuckWoolery : is it He-Man?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is!
ChuckWoolery : good job, team
ChuckWoolery : you've all got $5000 each now
ChuckWoolery : so, do you want to stop at $25,000 or continue on for $50,000, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : Continue.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : welcome back to the show
ChuckWoolery : so, what in the world would YOU do with $2,000,000?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I told you before, eat it.
ChuckWoolery : right right
ChuckWoolery : sorry, I'd forgotten
ChuckWoolery : well, let's see if we can net you $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : Technically speaking, what does the "FM" in FM radio stand for?
ChuckWoolery : Federally mandated
ChuckWoolery : Free music
ChuckWoolery : Frequency modulation
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Fragmented microwaves?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Frequency modulation
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for, $50,000...!
ChuckWoolery : is it frequency modulation?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : two questions down
ChuckWoolery : only a mere six remain!
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for $75,000, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : Yes
ChuckWoolery : Hypocryte!
ChuckWoolery : welcome to the show!
ChuckWoolery : well, what'll YOU do if you take home that $2,000,000 check tonight?
Hypocryte : what else? Disney Land
ChuckWoolery : good plan!
ChuckWoolery : let's get you started then with $75,000, alright?
ChuckWoolery : When a product has the letters "UL" in a circle stamped on it, what does that certify?
ChuckWoolery : It's made by union labor
ChuckWoolery : It has an unlimited lifetime warranty
ChuckWoolery : It was imported
ChuckWoolery : It meets Underwriters Laboratory safety standards
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : It's fragile
Hypocryte : im not to sure about this one, but ill go with ... Underwriters Laboratory safety standards
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, what do you think? accept or reject?
Buckish_Dweeb : hmm
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm not sure, so I'll have to accept
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : you don't sound confident, Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : how about you, Hypocryte?
ChuckWoolery : confident?
ChuckWoolery : let's see...
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Underwriters Laboratory safety standards?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good JOB!
Hypocryte : fhew
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : that was tense!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : whew!
ChuckWoolery : well...
ChuckWoolery : five more questions, Buck
ChuckWoolery : you want to try for $100,000?
Buckish_Dweeb : yeppirs
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Emandx, welcome!
ChuckWoolery : we're glad to have you back on the show
EmAndX1007 : ty
ChuckWoolery : well, what's the first thing you'll do with $2,000,000 if you win it all tonight?
EmAndX1007 : I'm going to TRU in the Spring
ChuckWoolery : right
ChuckWoolery : to the cabbage patch, right?
EmAndX1007 : of course
ChuckWoolery : well, Emandx, here's your $100,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : What common everyday item is the signature product of the Dixon Ticonderoga company?
ChuckWoolery : Combs
ChuckWoolery : Pencils
ChuckWoolery : Soap
ChuckWoolery : Zippers
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Light bulbs?
EmAndX1007 : i have no idea so i'll say soap
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject soap, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll have to reject that answer.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to replace it with?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll say Pencils.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Emandx, he's rejected you... how does that make you feel?
EmAndX1007 : thats ok, because as soon as i said it, i knew the correct answer
ChuckWoolery : oh
ChuckWoolery : well, let's hope he chose the right one
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000!
ChuckWoolery : is it pencils?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is!
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : you guys have made it halfway up the Tower of Greed so far
ChuckWoolery : only four questions stand between you and TWO MILLION DOLLARS!
ChuckWoolery : I'd love to give it away, so let's hope you're all smart enough, courageous enough and greedy enough to make it there!
ChuckWoolery : well team, from this point on, the questions get a little harder
ChuckWoolery : each question has FOUR correct answers and Buckish, you'll be relying on your teammates to provide those answers
ChuckWoolery : I'll ask you if you want to continue to try for $200,000
ChuckWoolery : or you can keep the $100,000 and everyone goes home with $20,000
ChuckWoolery : but first...
ChuckWoolery : to help you in your decision...
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the CATEGORY of the $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : it's Home Electronics
ChuckWoolery : so, what do you say, Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : do you feel the need for greed?
Buckish_Dweeb : We'll continue.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's the sound of the Terminator
ChuckWoolery : it gives one player the chance to challenge another player to a one-question showdown, where the winner takes the losers share of the money
ChuckWoolery : and the loser goes home with nothing
ChuckWoolery : but, to sweeten the pot
ChuckWoolery : I'll give the Challenger $10,000 win or lose, just to accept the challenge
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate the Terminator, NOW!
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : The Terminator has chosen...
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk!
ChuckWoolery : Wet, is there some here you'd like to challenge for their money
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you $10,000 right now!
Wet_Jerk : No, I don't think so right now.
ChuckWoolery : awww
ChuckWoolery : too bad
ChuckWoolery : hmmm... let's hope the rest of the team is greedy enough to make it all the way
ChuckWoolery : okay...
ChuckWoolery : here is your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to the Consumer Electronics Manufacturers Association, which four of these six products were found in the most U.S. households in 1999?
ChuckWoolery : Televisions
ChuckWoolery : Radios
ChuckWoolery : VCRs
ChuckWoolery : Personal computers
ChuckWoolery : Home CD players
ChuckWoolery : Telephone answering devices
ChuckWoolery : okay, Buckish, because you've reached this point, I'll give you a FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : you can use it to remove ONE wrong answer from the lot
ChuckWoolery : you can use it on any question from now until the $2,000,000
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now, or save it?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll save it for now.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk, could I get an answer, please?
Wet_Jerk : Well, everyone has at least one radio, so I'll say that.
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : TVs
ChuckWoolery : Hypocryte?
Hypocryte : I will choose VCR
ChuckWoolery : and Emandx? the final answer, please
EmAndX1007 : ugh damn this is tough
ChuckWoolery : yes it is
EmAndX1007 : PCs
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, all those answers are not yet locked in
ChuckWoolery : if you like, you can change ONE wrong answer
ChuckWoolery : would you like to do that now, or keep them as they are?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll reject that last answer.
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to change it to?
Buckish_Dweeb : Now that is the question.
ChuckWoolery : mmm hmm
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll take CD players
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : all the answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : let's see, now
ChuckWoolery : it televisions, there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about radios?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down
ChuckWoolery : VCRs?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : you've got three now
ChuckWoolery : you changed Emandx's answer from PCs to CD players
ChuckWoolery : now, if you're not very confident about that answer...
ChuckWoolery : I'm prepared to offer you $20,000 to stop here and go home with something if you think CD players might be wrong
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
ChuckWoolery : do you still want to try for $200,000?
Buckish_Dweeb : Sure, I think it might be wrong. But it's worth it to find out. Let's go.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : then
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000....
ChuckWoolery : is it CD players?
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : NO!
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry
ChuckWoolery : it was telephone answering devices, believe it or not
ChuckWoolery : sorry team

GAME #42:
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : here's your new Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : What is the average total length in meters of all eyelashes shed by a human in their lifetime?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is:
ChuckWoolery : 30
ChuckWoolery : okay, let's see who is our new Captain
ChuckWoolery : who was closest?
ChuckWoolery : it was Emandx with 35!
ChuckWoolery : good job, Emandx!
ChuckWoolery : who'll be in the first player position?
ChuckWoolery : it's Wet Jerk with 8
ChuckWoolery : second goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Holly with 100!
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb and Cliff remain
ChuckWoolery : who's closer?
ChuckWoolery : it's Cliff with 437
ChuckWoolery : leaving Buckish Dweeb with 492
ChuckWoolery : okay, here's our new team
ChuckWoolery : you already know the rules, Emandx, so we'll begin, okay?
EmAndX1007 : yes lets
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, we begin with you
ChuckWoolery : at least you made it in
ChuckWoolery : (by default)
Buckish_Dweeb : Punishment for losing last game, I guess.
ChuckWoolery : so, I never asked you: what will you do with the $2,000,000 if you win it tonight?
Buckish_Dweeb : There is no 'if' about it.
ChuckWoolery : oh!
ChuckWoolery : my mistake!
ChuckWoolery : well, what WILL you do, then?
Buckish_Dweeb : Start my own game show?
ChuckWoolery : GOOD IDEA!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's what *I* did!
ChuckWoolery : well, let's begin your climb with $25,000...
Buckish_Dweeb : Let's.
ChuckWoolery : TV's "The Jeffersons" was a spin-off of what other show?
ChuckWoolery : Good Times
ChuckWoolery : Diff'rent Strokes
ChuckWoolery : All in the Family
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : I Love Lucy?
Buckish_Dweeb : I should know this, but for some reason I'm not 100% positive. I was thinking Good Times, but now I am thinking All in the Family.
ChuckWoolery : which do you chose?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll take All in the Family
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : what do YOU say, Emandx?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
EmAndX1007 : im going to have to agree because that was my gut guess
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000....
ChuckWoolery : is it All in the Family
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : good job
ChuckWoolery : seven questions left
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue for $50,000, Emandx?
EmAndX1007 : lets go
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Cliff, welcome back to the show for your second time!
Cliff0927 : thank's chuck
ChuckWoolery : you won $90,000 here, last time, isn't that right?
ChuckWoolery : on your first ever game
Cliff0927 : Yes....twice as much as everyone else...with 2 questions wrong
ChuckWoolery : wow
Cliff0927 : Yes it was
ChuckWoolery : lucky fella
Cliff0927 : I thought so
ChuckWoolery : so, if you win $2,000,000 more tonight, what'll you spend it on?
EmAndX1007 : probably metalicrap cds
ChuckWoolery : lmao
Cliff0927 : ......That's actually not a bad Idea
Cliff0927 : lol
ChuckWoolery : okay then
ChuckWoolery : let's try to get you started with $50,000, then
ChuckWoolery : What soft drink was Michael Jackson advertising when he was nearly killed?
ChuckWoolery : Pepsi
ChuckWoolery : Diet Pepsi
ChuckWoolery : Coke
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Diet Coke?
Cliff0927 : I have to say Diet Pepsi
Cliff0927 : Although I'm not sure
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Emandx
ChuckWoolery : let's hope you can clear things up
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject Diet Pepsi?
EmAndX1007 : Well growing up, i was a huge MJ fan and i even went to a concert. His hair caught on fire during the filming of a PEPSI commerical
ChuckWoolery : so, you're changing the answer to Pepsi, then?
EmAndX1007 : YES
ChuckWoolery : alright
Cliff0927 : Hey, I got the brand right....didn't I?
ChuckWoolery : let's see
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : was it Pepsi?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : nice save
ChuckWoolery : well, everyone's got $10,000 Emandx
EmAndX1007 : lets go
ChuckWoolery : do you want to stop here or do you feel...
ChuckWoolery : OH!
ChuckWoolery : she's moving on!
ChuckWoolery : Holly, hi!
Hollycycle : hi
ChuckWoolery : welcome back to the show!
Hollycycle : thanks
ChuckWoolery : if, by some chance, you go all the way to $2,000,000 tonight, what's the FIRST thing you'll spend it on?
Hollycycle : um. I'm having a hard time coming up with original stuff for this question. lol I don't know actually.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : well, anyway... let's give you your $75,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Colored balls, mallets, and wickets are all part of what lawn game?
ChuckWoolery : Croquet
ChuckWoolery : Boccie
ChuckWoolery : Lacrosse
ChuckWoolery : Badminton
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Curling?
Hollycycle : croquet
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that, Emandx?
EmAndX1007 : Well boccie is a wap sport, lacrosse is like hockey, badminton is boring, curling uses rocks and brooms but croquet is right
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it croquet?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : five questions remain, Emandx
EmAndX1007 : lets go
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk
ChuckWoolery : welcome!
Wet_Jerk : thanks, good to be back.
ChuckWoolery : are you ready for your $100,000 Question?
Wet_Jerk : Yep.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following letters is NOT a Roman numeral?
ChuckWoolery : C
ChuckWoolery : X
ChuckWoolery : I
ChuckWoolery : E
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : L?
Wet_Jerk : I think it's e, but am not sure.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject that, Emandx?
EmAndX1007 : Im going to have to agree here because i have bloody clue
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000, then...
ChuckWoolery : is it E?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : you're all halfway there
ChuckWoolery : only four left, team
ChuckWoolery : Emandx, as you know, the questions get harder from here on out
ChuckWoolery : remember FOUR right answers are required
EmAndX1007 : yes
ChuckWoolery : I'll ask you if you want to proceed for $200,000...
ChuckWoolery : but first
ChuckWoolery : the category is:
ChuckWoolery : Sexy Women
Cliff0927 : Yay!!
ChuckWoolery : so, do you feel the need for greed???
EmAndX1007 : no
Cliff0927 : huh?
ChuckWoolery : you don't?
EmAndX1007 : Nope, im sorry
ChuckWoolery : you want to stop here?
EmAndX1007 : yes i want to stop
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : well, everyone picks up $20,000, then

GAME #43:
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : here's your Qualifying Question
ChuckWoolery : According to the American Egg Board, how many eggs does the average hen lay per year?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : all answers are in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 257
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's the closest
ChuckWoolery : it's Wet Jerk with 216
ChuckWoolery : congratulations to our new Captain
ChuckWoolery : who's next closest?
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish Dweeb with 365
ChuckWoolery : you'll be in the first player position, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : second player position will be...
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw with 467
ChuckWoolery : down to Hypocryte and Irresistable
ChuckWoolery : who's closer?
ChuckWoolery : it's Hypocryte with 689
ChuckWoolery : leaving Irresistable with 800
ChuckWoolery : congratulations, team
ChuckWoolery : let's begin your climb, shall we Captain Darcy?
Wet_Jerk : Yeah, let's go.
ChuckWoolery : okay, we begin with you, Irresistable
ChuckWoolery : how are you today?
ChuckWoolery : welcome to the show
Irresistable679 : the pleasure is all mine
ChuckWoolery : this is your first game, here
Irresistable679 : yup.
Irresistable679 : bear with me
ChuckWoolery : well, if you take home the Jackpot of $2,000,000 tonight, what will you spend it on?
Irresistable679 : a car, bank alot and give alot way
ChuckWoolery : I see
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : well, let's get you started with $25,000
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000: In which popular series of children's books do kids search for a hard-to-find character?
ChuckWoolery : Who's Harry?
ChuckWoolery : There's Thelma
ChuckWoolery : Here's Johnny
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Where's Waldo?
Irresistable679 : wheres waldo, chuck
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, do you accept or reject Irresistable's answer?
Wet_Jerk : I'll accept that answer.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Where's Waldo?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : that's one question down
ChuckWoolery : you've won $25,000
ChuckWoolery : that's $5000 a piece, everyone
ChuckWoolery : seven questions remain between you and $2,000,000
ChuckWoolery : so, Wet Jerk, do you feel the need for greed?
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for $50,000?
Wet_Jerk : Yeah, I feel the need. Let's keep going.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Hypocryte
ChuckWoolery : hello again
Hypocryte : hello chuck
ChuckWoolery : are you ready for your $50,000 Question?
Hypocryte : I am
ChuckWoolery : What American chef revolutionized the way American's cooked by introducing them to French cuisine via a popular television cooking show?
ChuckWoolery : Delia Smith
ChuckWoolery : The Naked Chef
ChuckWoolery : Gary Rhodes
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Julia Child?
Hypocryte : I have no clue what so ever.. so i'll go with.. Delia Smith
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Wet, do you accept or reject his answer?
Wet_Jerk : Sorry, had some technical difficulties.
Wet_Jerk : I don't really know either, but I'm thinking Julia Child, so will switch to that answer.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Julia Child?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : nice save
Irresistable679 : good job wet jerk
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : now
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for $75,000, now?
Wet_Jerk : Yes
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : hi
ChuckWoolery : how're your eggs?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : They are gone and they were tasty.
ChuckWoolery : mmm
ChuckWoolery : I'm starving
ChuckWoolery : well, maybe we can all go out after the show and eat... except you
ChuckWoolery : you can treat if you win the $2,000,000, though
ChuckWoolery : well, Trap Jaw?
ChuckWoolery : HERE is your $75,000 Question:
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'm still hungry actually.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Getting ready to cook some pudding.
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following original cast members of TV's "ER" also starred in ANOTHER television series called "E/R" in the 80s?
ChuckWoolery : Noah Wyle
ChuckWoolery : George Clooney
ChuckWoolery : Anthony Edwards
ChuckWoolery : Julianna Margulies
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Eriq La Salle?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Yeah, like I follow the cast of Er.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Errrrr sucks.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Anyway, I'm sure this is in errrror, but I'll guess Eriq La Salle.
ChuckWoolery : well, Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : accept Eriq La Salle?
Wet_Jerk : Chuck, I'll have to reject that, and change it to George Clooney.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : you sound confident
Wet_Jerk : I am.
ChuckWoolery : oh well, then
ChuckWoolery : let's see:
ChuckWoolery : is it George Clooney?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is
ChuckWoolery : that's TWO saves now, Wet!
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : I'll ask again
ChuckWoolery : do you want to move on for $100,000 now?
ChuckWoolery : do you feel the need for greed?
Wet_Jerk : Yeah, let's go.
ChuckWoolery : alright
Irresistable679 : k
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, you're up
ChuckWoolery : have you eaten yet?
Buckish_Dweeb : No.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's get you some money so you can feed this hungry team
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000:
ChuckWoolery : On "Three's Company," what was the name "Chrissy" is short for?
ChuckWoolery : Christine
ChuckWoolery : Christina
ChuckWoolery : Christmas
ChuckWoolery : Christ
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Christian?
Buckish_Dweeb : Well, it's not the last 3. I have this vague memory of Ritter saying ChristinA, so I will go with that. Not positive though.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk, what do you think?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject Christina?
Wet_Jerk : I'l reject. I'll change it to Christmas.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : man
ChuckWoolery : the king of rejection!
ChuckWoolery : you sound confident again, Wet?
ChuckWoolery : are you?
Wet_Jerk : Yes I am.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : I have no idea, myself
ChuckWoolery : so let's see if it's right
ChuckWoolery : is it Christmas... for $100,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : wow!
ChuckWoolery : what an amazing Captain we have here!
ChuckWoolery : three saves in a row!
ChuckWoolery : hat trick!
ChuckWoolery : you could be the one man team, Wet!
ChuckWoolery : well Wet, the questions get a little harder from this point on
ChuckWoolery : they all have FOUR correct answers, so you can't provide them ALL
ChuckWoolery : you're halfway to $2,000,000 right now
ChuckWoolery : you can stop here or try for $200,000
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category of the $200,000 Question to help your decision
ChuckWoolery : it's Travel
ChuckWoolery : well?
ChuckWoolery : do you still feel the need for greed?
Wet_Jerk : Oh crap, I never watch the travel channel.
ChuckWoolery : lol
Wet_Jerk : But we'll keep going.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's the Terminator
ChuckWoolery : it gives one player the chance to eliminate another player and take his or her money
ChuckWoolery : the loser is out of the game
ChuckWoolery : the two will compete in a one-question showdown
ChuckWoolery : to sweeten thing up, I will give the challenger $10,000 win-or-lose just to play
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate the Terminator now...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish!
ChuckWoolery : you've been chosen
ChuckWoolery : is there someone here you'd like to challenge for their money?
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you $10,000 right on the spot
Buckish_Dweeb : It is almost too Irresistable...
Buckish_Dweeb : but...
Buckish_Dweeb : No.
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : No Terminators today
ChuckWoolery : how you people expecting to win the $2,000,000?
ChuckWoolery : well...
ChuckWoolery : here then, is your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : the category is Travel
ChuckWoolery : According to Avis, what are the four most common items their customers leave behind in rental cars?
ChuckWoolery : Cameras
ChuckWoolery : Cell phones / charge cords
ChuckWoolery : Glasses / sunglasses
ChuckWoolery : Laptop computers
ChuckWoolery : Overcoats
ChuckWoolery : Umbrellas
ChuckWoolery : now because your team has reached this point, Wet, I'll give you your FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : you can use it to remove ONE wrong answer from any question from now until the $2,000,000
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now?
ChuckWoolery : or save it?
Wet_Jerk : I think we'll use it.
ChuckWoolery : Overcoats has been removed
ChuckWoolery : Irresistable, we start with you
ChuckWoolery : give me a correct answer please
Irresistable679 : umm im going to have to say cell phones, chuck
ChuckWoolery : Hypocryte?
Hypocryte : camera's, for all those on vacation
ChuckWoolery : Trap?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Umbrellas
ChuckWoolery : and Buck?
Buckish_Dweeb : sunglaptops
ChuckWoolery : ???
Buckish_Dweeb : j/k
Buckish_Dweeb : sunglasses
ChuckWoolery : k
ChuckWoolery : well Wet, you've got cell phones, cameras, umbrellas and sunglasses
ChuckWoolery : is there anything there you'd like to change
ChuckWoolery : you can change ONE answer
Wet_Jerk : No, I'm happy with it as is.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see, then
ChuckWoolery : is cell phones there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is
ChuckWoolery : how about cameras?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down
ChuckWoolery : sunglasses?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay that's three, Wet
ChuckWoolery : it's down to umbrellas
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw's answer
ChuckWoolery : now, if you're not sure about that answer, you can take $20,000 and divide it up amonst your teammates just so you don't go home empty-handed if it's wrong
ChuckWoolery : so?
ChuckWoolery : would you still like to try for $200,000?
Wet_Jerk : I think people are more likely to leave their umbrellas then their lap tops. So we'll try for the 200 grand.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000...!
ChuckWoolery : is it umbrellas?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : you've all got $40,000 now!
ChuckWoolery : Wet, you can now try for $500,000 if you like
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category:
ChuckWoolery : Celebrities
ChuckWoolery : so do you still feel that need?
Wet_Jerk : You know, the freebie is gone, and celebrities could mean anything. So, what the hell. We'll go for it anyway.
ChuckWoolery : okay!
ChuckWoolery : he's feeling greedy!
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : Terminator time again
ChuckWoolery : hopefully THIS time, someone will take the bait
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish again!
ChuckWoolery : well, THIS time do you want to challenge someone?
Buckish_Dweeb : I don't want to look like a Hypocrite, despite it being very Irresistable.
ChuckWoolery : well?
Buckish_Dweeb : So, I will avoid your Trap and be a Jerk and decline.
Buckish_Dweeb : You Dweeb.
ChuckWoolery : well
ChuckWoolery : okay then
ChuckWoolery : here's your $500,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which four of the following seven celebrities are at least 68 years of age?
ChuckWoolery : Regis Philbin
ChuckWoolery : Shirley MacLaine
ChuckWoolery : Mary Tyler Moore
ChuckWoolery : Brigitte Bardot
ChuckWoolery : Dan Rather
ChuckWoolery : Tom Jones
ChuckWoolery : Burt Reynolds
ChuckWoolery : you've already used your FREEBIE, so we'll begin with you Irresistable
ChuckWoolery : I need one correct answer from you
Irresistable679 : im going to take a guess and say burt reynolds
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Hypocryte?
Hypocryte : Mary Tyler Moore
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'll take Shirley ManLaine.
ChuckWoolery : and Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll take Bardot, despite not having a clue who she is.
ChuckWoolery : okay Wet
ChuckWoolery : your answers are Burt Reynolds, Mary Tyler Moore, Shirley MacLaine and Brigitte Bardot
ChuckWoolery : you can change ONE of those answers if you like
ChuckWoolery : or keep them as they are
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
Wet_Jerk : who's left?
ChuckWoolery : Regis Philbin, Dan Rather, and Tom Jones
Wet_Jerk : I could be wrong, but I'm not crazy about Burt Reynolds.
Wet_Jerk : Let's change it to Tom Jones.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see if you've won $500,000
ChuckWoolery : is Shirley MacLaine there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Bridgitte Bardot?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down
ChuckWoolery : is Mary Tyler Moore up there?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!!
ChuckWoolery : sorry
ChuckWoolery : Shirley MacLaine, Regis Philbin, Dan Rather and Bridgitte Bardot
ChuckWoolery : Mary Tyler Moore: 66
ChuckWoolery : Dan Rather: 71
ChuckWoolery : Burt Reynolds: 66
ChuckWoolery : Regis Philbin: 71
ChuckWoolery : Bridgitte Bardot: 68
ChuckWoolery : Shirley MacLaine: 68

GAME #44:
ChuckWoolery : How many pounds of lipstick does the average woman consume in her lifetime?
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : answers are in
ChuckWoolery : let's see who our new Captain is
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 6
ChuckWoolery : our new Captain is Buckish Dweeb with 2
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : first player position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Hypocryte with 18
ChuckWoolery : second is...
ChuckWoolery : Irresistable...
ChuckWoolery : with 25
ChuckWoolery : third goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk with 87
ChuckWoolery : leaving Trap Jaw in last with 520
ChuckWoolery : well, let's begin, shall we Captain Buckish Dweeb?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm ready to win $2M
ChuckWoolery : well
ChuckWoolery : we begin with Trap Jaw in his favorite spot: last
ChuckWoolery : did you seriously think women consumed that much lipstick?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Yes.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : just checking
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : It was lifetime afterall, and who knows what the real answer is? You can't measure something like that.
ChuckWoolery : well, hopefully you'll fare better with this $25,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to the world of astronomy, what was the "Big Bang" responsible for creating?
ChuckWoolery : The Earth
ChuckWoolery : The Universe
ChuckWoolery : The Moon
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : The Sun
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, technically all of those answers are correct, so I win no matter what.
ChuckWoolery : well, what do you think is intended answer?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : But, to humor the game, I will say universe.
ChuckWoolery : thank you
ChuckWoolery : Buckish do you accept or reject?
Buckish_Dweeb : I will accept.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is it universe for $25,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : well, do you want to try for $50,000?
Buckish_Dweeb : Yes.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk, hello
Wet_Jerk : hi
ChuckWoolery : you ready?
Wet_Jerk : yes I'm ready
ChuckWoolery : here's your $50,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : What is the popular name of the plastic container that houses a compact disc?
ChuckWoolery : Rock case
ChuckWoolery : Jewel case
ChuckWoolery : Audio case
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Platinum case?
Wet_Jerk : jewel case
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject that, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : They need to change that standard, since those piece of shit things break 50% of the time.
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : (sheesh)
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000....
ChuckWoolery : is it jewel case?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : wanna try for three?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Irresistable
ChuckWoolery : hello
Irresistable679 : hi
ChuckWoolery : you up for a $75,000 Question?
Irresistable679 : indeed
ChuckWoolery : alrighty
ChuckWoolery : What is the first name of the man who invented the Braille code?
ChuckWoolery : John
ChuckWoolery : Louis
ChuckWoolery : Toby
ChuckWoolery : William
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Stevie?
Irresistable679 : im not to sure, but im going to say william?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept William, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : No. I will take Louis, because it is French. However, I honestly have no clue!
ChuckWoolery : alright then
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Louis Braille?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is!
ChuckWoolery : good save, Cap!
Buckish_Dweeb : More luck than anything.
ChuckWoolery : well, you had reasoning behind it
Buckish_Dweeb : Er, I mean... Great reasoning on my part!!!
ChuckWoolery : so, do you want to try for $100,000?
Buckish_Dweeb : Of course.
ChuckWoolery : okay then
ChuckWoolery : Hypocryte
ChuckWoolery : how are ya?
Hypocryte : decent
ChuckWoolery : ready to play for $100,000?
Hypocryte : yes I am
ChuckWoolery : Hypocryte, HERE is your $100,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which famous talk show host made a guest apearence on Laverne & Shirley?
ChuckWoolery : Johnny Carson
ChuckWoolery : Jay Leno
ChuckWoolery : David Letterman
ChuckWoolery : Conan O'Brien
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Rosie O'Donnell
Hypocryte : my guess would have to be johnny Carson but not with 100%
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : what do you say, Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
Buckish_Dweeb : well
ChuckWoolery : well
Buckish_Dweeb : A very small part of me wants to say Letterman, despite thinking Carson.
ChuckWoolery : which are you going with?
Buckish_Dweeb : Can I defer to Darcy? I'm sure he knows.
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : no
Buckish_Dweeb : Let's go with Johnny.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Johnny Carson?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!
Hypocryte : dammit
ChuckWoolery : no, sorry it was Jay Leno

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