GREED ONLINE

Episode 7

(Sunday, January 19th, 2003)

GAME #34:
ChuckWoolery : From Cyberspace...
ChuckWoolery : it's the biggest gameshow in internet history...
ChuckWoolery : where one person...
ChuckWoolery : in one afternoon...
ChuckWoolery : could walk away with over TWO MILLION DOLLARS!
ChuckWoolery : Ladies and gentlemen...
ChuckWoolery : GREED!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's begin with our Qualifying Question
ChuckWoolery : On December 31st 1999, how many feet did the ball in Times Square drop in the sixty-second countdown to the new year?
ChuckWoolery : alright all the answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : let's check out the correct answer:
ChuckWoolery : it's 77
ChuckWoolery : so, let's see...
ChuckWoolery : who's our first Captain?
ChuckWoolery : it's Emandx with 75!
ChuckWoolery : good job, Em!
ChuckWoolery : now, who gets the first player position?
ChuckWoolery : it's Col Squishy with 53!
ChuckWoolery : second goes to Buckish Dweeb with 235
ChuckWoolery : third goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 357
ChuckWoolery : that leaves Trap Jaw and Vampyra
ChuckWoolery : who will it be?
ChuckWoolery : sorry, Vamp, it's Trap Jaw with 400
ChuckWoolery : you'll get another chance later, maybe
ChuckWoolery : well, congratulations, Emandx
ChuckWoolery : welcome to the Captain's Chair
Emandx10071 : thanks chucky
ChuckWoolery : are you ready to begin your climb up the Tower of Greed, Emandx?
Emandx10071 : of course
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : well, begin with the fourth place person and that's you Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : welcome
ChuckWoolery : you ready to begin your climb?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : yes
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000:
ChuckWoolery : What breakfast cereal's mascots are Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
ChuckWoolery : Frosted Flakes
ChuckWoolery : Kix
ChuckWoolery : Corn Pops
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Rice Krispies?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : easy... just like that
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Rice Krispies
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that, Emandx?
Emandx10071 : if Trap doesnt know this, i can literally kick his ass! Rice Krispies it is!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it Rice Krispies for $25,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : well, you're on your way
Emandx10071 : good
Emandx10071 : about time
ChuckWoolery : what do you say? you want to continue?
Emandx10071 : yup lets go for it
ChuckWoolery : hi, Darcy!
Darcy10510 : Hi Chuck
ChuckWoolery : welcome
ChuckWoolery : ready for a question?
Darcy10510 : yep.
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000:
ChuckWoolery : According to their slogan, what company is "just slightly ahead of our time"?
ChuckWoolery : Apple
ChuckWoolery : Timex
ChuckWoolery : Panasonic
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : MCI?
Darcy10510 : Hmmm, I'm really not sure. I'll guess timex.
ChuckWoolery : well, Emandx?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject?
Emandx10071 : accept
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Timex?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : sorry folks
ChuckWoolery : it was Panasonic!

GAME #35:
ChuckWoolery : let's go:
ChuckWoolery : How many grooves are there around the edge of the United States quarter?
ChuckWoolery : answers are in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 119
ChuckWoolery : let's see who our new Captain is...
ChuckWoolery : it's YOU Vampyra!
ChuckWoolery : with 120!
ChuckWoolery : FINALLY!!!
ChuckWoolery : first player position goes to..
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 138
ChuckWoolery : second goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 76!
ChuckWoolery : third will be Col. Squishy this time
ChuckWoolery : with 22
ChuckWoolery : one position left
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Trap Jaw and waterflirt...
ChuckWoolery : it's Trap Jaw with 256
ChuckWoolery : congratulations team
ChuckWoolery : sorry waterflirt
ChuckWoolery : next time
ChuckWoolery : let's begin, shall we Vampyra?
Vampyra : okay
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, ready for ANOTHER $25,000 Question?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : yes
ChuckWoolery : Where is the high-tech area known as Silicon Valley located?
ChuckWoolery : Northern California
ChuckWoolery : Southern California
ChuckWoolery : Northern Washington
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Eastern New Mexico?
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, I know it is in California, but I've never really determined where.
ChuckWoolery : I need an answer, Trap Jaw
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'll say SoCal.
ChuckWoolery : Vampyra, do you accept or reject Southern California?
ChuckWoolery : Vampyra?
Vampyra : hmmm... i know it's in cali... yah i think it's right.. i'll accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it in Southern California?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!!!
ChuckWoolery : sorry
ChuckWoolery : it was NORTHERN California
ChuckWoolery : man
ChuckWoolery : that's the first time anyone's blown the first question!

GAME #36:
ChuckWoolery : According to U.S.A. Today, how many homemade meals does the average American eat each year?
ChuckWoolery : okay answers are in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 917
ChuckWoolery : so, who's our new Captain?
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish Dweeb with 730
ChuckWoolery : congrats
ChuckWoolery : first player position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : oh, it's a tie!
ChuckWoolery : Vampyra and waterflirt with 300
ChuckWoolery : who rang in first?
ChuckWoolery : it's Vampyra
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt is second
ChuckWoolery : third toes to...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 211
ChuckWoolery : now it's down to Col Squishy and Trap Jaw...
ChuckWoolery : who will be playing for $2,000,000?
ChuckWoolery : it's Trap Jaw AGAIN with 173
ChuckWoolery : sheesh
ChuckWoolery : sorry Colonel
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'm noticing a trend today.
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : well, you're MORE than familiar with the rules, Buckish, so let's begin your climb up the Tower of Greed
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : again
ChuckWoolery : this seems to be YOUR chair today
ChuckWoolery : you should set up pictures of your family here
ChuckWoolery : maybe engrave your name
ChuckWoolery : ready for your $25,000 Question?
ChuckWoolery : (again)
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : yes
ChuckWoolery : According to their popular advertising slogan, which of the following products is associated with "M'm! M'm! Good!"?
ChuckWoolery : Budweiser Beer
ChuckWoolery : Burger King Whopper
ChuckWoolery : Campbell's Soup
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Diet Coke?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Ok, at least no borderline geography questions.
ChuckWoolery : lol
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'll say Campbell's Soup
ChuckWoolery : well, Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : accept that answer?
Buckish_Dweeb : They make stupid commercials. yes, I accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it Campbell's for $25,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : well, one down, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : seven more to go
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
Darcy10510 : Hi
ChuckWoolery : ready to try for $50,000?
Darcy10510 : Yeah.
ChuckWoolery : What is the predominant color on the front of a standard box of plain Cheerios?
ChuckWoolery : Blue
ChuckWoolery : Yellow
ChuckWoolery : White
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Red?
Darcy10510 : Well, I'm going to assume that the captain knows the answer, and guess Red, not having any idea if it's right or not.
ChuckWoolery : well, Buckish...?
Buckish_Dweeb : Darcy, you are such a COWARD! The answer is YELLOW, just like you.
Buckish_Dweeb : So I reject, and pick Yellow.
ChuckWoolery : uh... okay
ChuckWoolery : is it yellow for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : well, two down now
ChuckWoolery : you want to try for $75,000, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : maybe
Buckish_Dweeb : ok, let's go
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt
waterflirt : yes?
ChuckWoolery : you ready for your $75,000 Question?
waterflirt : Not emotionally no. But I'll try
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : What is the only bird capable of flying backwards?
ChuckWoolery : Woodpecker
ChuckWoolery : Oriole
ChuckWoolery : Hummingbird
ChuckWoolery : Loon
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Hawk?
waterflirt : I think that would be a hummingbird
ChuckWoolery : what do you say, Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
Buckish_Dweeb : Hmm, I've seen many birds fly backwards in cartoons and video games.
Buckish_Dweeb : But I accept.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...!
ChuckWoolery : is it a hummingbird?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job team!
ChuckWoolery : extra bonus question for Darcy:
ChuckWoolery : what colour is a hummingbird?
ChuckWoolery : just kidding
Darcy10510 : I'm not even going to respond.
ChuckWoolery : anyway... do you feel the need for greed, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : for now
ChuckWoolery : you want to try for $100,000?
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Vampyra
Vampyra : yes
ChuckWoolery : welcome to the show!
ChuckWoolery : how are you?
Vampyra : i'm good thanks
ChuckWoolery : ready for your $100,000 Question?
Vampyra : Yes, I think I am ...
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following Zodiac signs is NOT represented by a person or an animal?
ChuckWoolery : Virgo
ChuckWoolery : Taurus
ChuckWoolery : Pisces
ChuckWoolery : Libra
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Leo?
Vampyra : hmmm
Vampyra : i'm going to have to take a guess, cause i have no idea ..
Vampyra : a vigro????????
ChuckWoolery : well, Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject her answer
Buckish_Dweeb : Reject. Libra.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is it Libra for $100,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : wow, that's two saves now, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : so, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : I need to know if you want to keep your $100,000 or try for twice that amount?
ChuckWoolery : but to help you decide...
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category...
ChuckWoolery : it's Women in Film
ChuckWoolery : what do you say?
ChuckWoolery : do you still feel that need?
Buckish_Dweeb : Yes
ChuckWoolery : excellent
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : time for the Terminator, everyone
ChuckWoolery : one person here will be allowed to challenge another player and perhaps take their share of the money
ChuckWoolery : but to sweeten the pot, I'll offer the challenger $10,000 win or lose just to accept the offer
ChuckWoolery : let's activate the Terminator now
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : the Terminator has chosen...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb!
ChuckWoolery : is there anyone here you'd like to challenge for their share of the money!
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you $10,000 win or lose
Buckish_Dweeb : What the hell, I'll give someone a shot at the Captain's chair
Buckish_Dweeb : Let me randomize who...
Buckish_Dweeb : ...
ChuckWoolery : wimp
Buckish_Dweeb : ...
Buckish_Dweeb : wimp?
ChuckWoolery : have to choose randomly
Buckish_Dweeb : I am risking being eliminated! How is that wimpy?
Buckish_Dweeb : Oh
Buckish_Dweeb : Anyway, I choose the Blind Wizard, Darcy!
Buckish_Dweeb : hardly a wimpy choice
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy
ChuckWoolery : you've been challenged!
Darcy10510 : Great.
ChuckWoolery : here's your $10,000, Buckish... bringing your grand total up to $394,000!
ChuckWoolery : are you two ready?
Darcy10510 : Yes
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : 86,400 of these make up a day. What are they?
Buckish_Dweeb : seconds
ChuckWoolery : congrats Buckish
ChuckWoolery : sorry, Darcy, you're out of the game
Darcy10510 : Oh well, maybe next time.
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, you'll now be playing for $80,000 right here
Buckish_Dweeb : I answered awfully quickly. I wonder if Darcy even heard the question?
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, waterflirt and Vampyra are now playing for $40,000
ChuckWoolery : are you ready Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : HERE is your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which four of the following six actresses have been nominated the most times for Academy Awards in acting?
ChuckWoolery : Glenn Close
ChuckWoolery : Holly Hunter
ChuckWoolery : Susan Sarandon
ChuckWoolery : Sally Field
ChuckWoolery : Meryl Streep
ChuckWoolery : Jane Fonda
ChuckWoolery : now because you've reached this far, Buckish, I'll give you your FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : do you want to use it right now to eliminate a wrong answer?
Buckish_Dweeb : Yes
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Holly Hunter has been removed
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw could I have an answer?
ChuckWoolery : are you still with us?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, I absolutely deplore award shows, so this will be a guess.
ChuckWoolery : alright
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Meryl Streep
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt?
ChuckWoolery : an answer, please
waterflirt : I'll say Glenn Close
ChuckWoolery : Vampyra, an answer
Vampyra : Susan Sarandon
ChuckWoolery : and Buckish Dweeb?
Buckish_Dweeb : Jane Fonda
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : now, you can change one answer if you like
Buckish_Dweeb : hmm, it's a tossup
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm debating between Streep and Field
Buckish_Dweeb : But... I think I'll stick with what we have.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see, then
ChuckWoolery : is Meryl Streep up there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, that one's done
ChuckWoolery : how about Susan Sarandon?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's two
ChuckWoolery : Glenn Close?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : you've got three, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : now, I'll offer you $20,000 to stop, if you're not sure about your own answer of Jane Fonda
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
Buckish_Dweeb : The progression of answers is not what I expected... I'll go for it.
ChuckWoolery : alright!
ChuckWoolery : is it Jane Fonda for $200,000???
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : congratulations, team!
ChuckWoolery : only three questions remain now
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : Buckish
ChuckWoolery : do you want to stop here
ChuckWoolery : or do you feel the need for greed??
ChuckWoolery : $500,000 is next
ChuckWoolery : the category is:
ChuckWoolery : Robert DeNiro Films
ChuckWoolery : well? what do you say?
Buckish_Dweeb : Not a DeNiro buff, and since we used our Freebie already... I regretfully will stop here. On the plus side, all the other people waiting in the wings might get a chance to play!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, you've won $90,000 with your Terminator
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, waterflirt and Vampyra each get $40,000!
ChuckWoolery : good job, everyone

GAME #37:
ChuckWoolery : here's your new Qualifying Question
ChuckWoolery : How many different types of hammers are sold at True Value hardware stores nationwide?
ChuckWoolery : alright all the answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : let's see what the correct answer is
ChuckWoolery : it's 152
ChuckWoolery : so, let's see who our captain is...
ChuckWoolery : it's Darcy with 197
ChuckWoolery : the first player position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : that's a change
ChuckWoolery : with the answer of 74
ChuckWoolery : second position goes to:
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 66
ChuckWoolery : third...
ChuckWoolery : Col. Squishy with 59
ChuckWoolery : alright it's down to Holly, Peroxide Rain and waterflirt
ChuckWoolery : who's the closest to the correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : and will play for $2,000,000?
ChuckWoolery : it's Holly with 20!
ChuckWoolery : sorry girls, maybe next game
ChuckWoolery : well, Darcy, are you ready to begin?
Darcy10510 : Yeah, I think so.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly
ChuckWoolery : welcome
Holly17919 : thanks
ChuckWoolery : let's begin with your $25,000, alright?
Holly17919 : sounds good
ChuckWoolery : In the TV series, "Gilligan's Island", who was NOT one of the original castaways?
ChuckWoolery : The Professor
ChuckWoolery : The Millionaire
ChuckWoolery : The Movie Star
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : The Salesman?
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
Holly17919 : I will say, the movie star
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy? do you accept or reject?
Darcy10510 : Hmmm. I'm puzzled. By original castaways, do you mean the pilot?
ChuckWoolery : I can't tell you
Darcy10510 : I'm going to assume not, and change the answer to salesman.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : would that make a difference?
Darcy10510 : Possibly.
ChuckWoolery : you don't know for sure?
Darcy10510 : Well, I'm thinking that Ginger wasn't in the pilot.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : well..
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it the salesman?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : well, you were right
ChuckWoolery : so?
Darcy10510 : So why was the word original in there?
ChuckWoolery : no idea
ChuckWoolery : well, they always had "guests" on the island... like the Harlem Globetrotters
Darcy10510 : I suppose.
ColSquishy10143 : i can just hear the them song in my head..." The Salesman...."
ColSquishy10143 : lmao
ChuckWoolery : so, do you want to continue on for $50,000, Darcy?
Darcy10510 : Yeah, let's go.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Colonel Squishy, how are ya?
ColSquishy10143 : ready, sir
ChuckWoolery : What corporate phrase describes the contract that pays executives lots of money if they lose their jobs?
ChuckWoolery : Feather Bed
ChuckWoolery : Fiscal Air Bag
ChuckWoolery : Golden Parachute
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Silver Harness?
ColSquishy10143 : golden parachute
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, do you accept or reject?
Darcy10510 : I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Golden parachute?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : did you know that Colonel?
ChuckWoolery : I didn't
ColSquishy10143 : oui
ChuckWoolery : never heard of it
ChuckWoolery : did YOU, Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : I thought that was hard
ColSquishy10143 : of course, me being a corporate yuppy...
ChuckWoolery : that's true
Darcy10510 : I think I've heard the term before. I wasn't positive, but it would have been my guess.
ChuckWoolery : well, Darcy do you feel the need for Greed?
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for $75,000
Darcy10510 : Yes, I do.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish
ChuckWoolery : Hello
Buckish_Dweeb : Jello
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000, Buckish...
ChuckWoolery : Which state is home to five major league baseball teams?
ChuckWoolery : New York
ChuckWoolery : Texas
ChuckWoolery : Illinois
ChuckWoolery : Ohio
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : California?
Buckish_Dweeb : California
ChuckWoolery : well, Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject his answer?
Darcy10510 : Well, not being a baseball fan, I'll take his word for it.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it California for $75,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : well...
ChuckWoolery : you're 5 questions away from $2,000,000 Darcy
ChuckWoolery : do you want to continue
Darcy10510 : Yes
ChuckWoolery : hopefully there are no more California questions
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : hi
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Hi Chuck
ChuckWoolery : ready for $100,000?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : yes
ChuckWoolery : From start to finish, which of the following sports events takes the longest to complete?
ChuckWoolery : Kentucky Derby
ChuckWoolery : Masters Golf Tournament
ChuckWoolery : Super Bowl
ChuckWoolery : Wimbledon
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Indy 500?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Wimbledon
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject his answer, Darcy?
Darcy10510 : I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it Wimbledon for $100,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is
ChuckWoolery : for the record, how long does it last?
ChuckWoolery : anyone know?
ColSquishy10143 : 3 weeks
ChuckWoolery : wow
ColSquishy10143 : ?
ChuckWoolery : anyway, Darcy
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $20,000 now
ChuckWoolery : do you want to risk that and try for $200,000?
ChuckWoolery : but before you decide...
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category for the $200,000 Question
ChuckWoolery : it's Holidays
ChuckWoolery : what do you say
ChuckWoolery : do you feel the need for greed?
Darcy10510 : Hmmm, I'm almost tempted to stop, not having won anything yet today. But, we'll go on.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : Terminator time
ChuckWoolery : let's see who it chooses
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : you've been chosen
ChuckWoolery : is there someone here you'd like to challenge for their piece of the pie?
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you $10,000 win or lose
ChuckWoolery : what do you say?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Since I won money already and don't feel like being captain at the moment, no.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : not greedy enough, I guess
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : HERE is your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to a November 1999 survey by American Demographics Magazine, on what four holidays do Americans purchase the most greeting cards?
ChuckWoolery : Father's Day
ChuckWoolery : Thanksgiving
ChuckWoolery : Christmas
ChuckWoolery : Valentine's Day
ChuckWoolery : Mother's Day
ChuckWoolery : Easter
ChuckWoolery : since you've gotten this far, you've earned a FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : do you want to use it right now and remove one wrong answer?
Darcy10510 : Yes.
ChuckWoolery : Thanksgiving has been removed
ChuckWoolery : Holly could I have an answer, please?
Holly17919 : Valentine's day
ChuckWoolery : Colonel Squishy?
ColSquishy10143 : mothers day
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb
Buckish_Dweeb : Christmas
ChuckWoolery : and Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Hmmm. Father's Day.
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : would you like to change one of these answers?
Darcy10510 : I would. I'll change Father's day to Easter.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is Mother's Day there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Christmas?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down
ChuckWoolery : is Valentine's Day there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, you've got three, Darcy
ChuckWoolery : do you want to stop here and take $20,000 or see if Easter is correct?
Darcy10510 : Let's see if easter is right.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Easter?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : congrats
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, would you like to continue on and try for $500,000?
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category
ChuckWoolery : it's Languages
Darcy10510 : What kind of vague ass catigory is that?
ChuckWoolery : do you feel the NEED FOR GREED?!?!
Darcy10510 : I think we'll stop here.
ChuckWoolery : oh, oh well
ChuckWoolery : everyone gets $40,000, then

GAME #38:
ChuckWoolery : here we go:
ChuckWoolery : As of today, how many stores are there in Minnesota's Mall of America?
ChuckWoolery : answers are in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 540
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's the closest and will be our new Captain...
ChuckWoolery : it's PeroxideRain with 450
ChuckWoolery : good job
ChuckWoolery : first game and you're Captain
ChuckWoolery : the first player position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw with 642
ChuckWoolery : second is...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 412
ChuckWoolery : third goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 303
ChuckWoolery : leaving Holly with 300 in last place
ChuckWoolery : well, Peroxide, are you at all familiar with the rules?
PeroxideRain : umm mostly - if i dont know i will ask kay?
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : I explain them over and over anyway
ChuckWoolery : much to everyone's annoyance
PeroxideRain : okay
ChuckWoolery : well, we'll begin with a $25,000 question
ChuckWoolery : and Holly will be fielding the question
ChuckWoolery : are you ready, Holly?
Holly17919 : yes
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following gained fame and fortune as a rapper?
ChuckWoolery : Dr. J
ChuckWoolery : Dr. Dre
ChuckWoolery : Dr. Drew
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Dr. Doctor?
Holly17919 : dr. dre
ChuckWoolery : well
ChuckWoolery : Peroxide
PeroxideRain : i accept
ChuckWoolery : alright Peroxide
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Dr. Dre?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : one down, Peroxide
ChuckWoolery : only 7 questions remain
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : or stop here and keep your money?
PeroxideRain : continue
PeroxideRain : please
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb
ChuckWoolery : welcome back
Buckish_Dweeb : thanks
ChuckWoolery : you ready?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : Which of these American locales has never hosted a Summer or Winter Olympic games?
ChuckWoolery : Atlanta
ChuckWoolery : Denver
ChuckWoolery : Lake Placid
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Los Angeles?
Buckish_Dweeb : Denver?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that answer, Peroxide?
PeroxideRain : accept
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is it Denver for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : six left, Peroxide
PeroxideRain : yeah
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $10,000 right now
ChuckWoolery : do you feel the need for greed?
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for $75,000?
PeroxideRain : yes
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : hello again
Darcy10510 : Hi
ChuckWoolery : you all set?
Darcy10510 : Yep.
ChuckWoolery : According to the American Egg Board, how do most Americans want their eggs prepared?
ChuckWoolery : Soft-boiled?
ChuckWoolery : Hard-boiled?
ChuckWoolery : Poached?
ChuckWoolery : Sunnyside up?
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Scrambled?
Darcy10510 : Is there seriously an American Egg board?
ChuckWoolery : it would appear so
Darcy10510 : I'll guess scrambled.
ChuckWoolery : Peroxide do you accept Darcy's answer?
PeroxideRain : i have no idea - oh god - ummm.....accept
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000....
ChuckWoolery : is it scrambled?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : three down
PeroxideRain : yes!
ChuckWoolery : five left
PeroxideRain : oh my god thanks darcy
Darcy10510 : lol, lucky guess. Who the hell would actually know that?
ChuckWoolery : do you want to risk that $75,000 and try for $100,000?
ChuckWoolery : well, Peroxide
ChuckWoolery : continue or stop here and take the money?
PeroxideRain : continue
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : you excited?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : no
ChuckWoolery : good
ChuckWoolery : let's go
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following fabrics is associated with the term "worsted"?
ChuckWoolery : Silk
ChuckWoolery : Linen
ChuckWoolery : Wool
ChuckWoolery : Polyester
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Rayon?
ChuckWoolery : what are you thinking?
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : No idea. Polyester
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : do you accept his answer, Peroxide?
PeroxideRain : change it to wool - its when its turned into yarn
ChuckWoolery : oh
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it wool?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
PeroxideRain : told ya
ChuckWoolery : good save, Peroxide!
ChuckWoolery : well, you've made it half way, now
ChuckWoolery : only four questions remain between you and $2 Million!
ChuckWoolery : from now on the questions get a little harder
ChuckWoolery : each question has FOUR correct answers and you'll be relying on your teammates to provide those answers
ChuckWoolery : I need to know if you want to try on for $200,000...
ChuckWoolery : but first...
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category to help you decide
ChuckWoolery : the category is:
ChuckWoolery : Beverages
ChuckWoolery : so?
PeroxideRain : yes
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : That's the Terminator
ChuckWoolery : ready to select one player to play a one-question show down
ChuckWoolery : and take home $10,000 win or lose
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate it now
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : Holly!
ChuckWoolery : you've been chosen
ChuckWoolery : is there anyone here you'd like to call out?
ChuckWoolery : it's $10,000 in your pocket guaranteed
Holly17919 : I think I'll pass this time
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : jeez
ChuckWoolery : not very greedy today, are we people
ChuckWoolery : well
ChuckWoolery : Peroxide?
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb?
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
ChuckWoolery : HERE is your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to Kool-Aid, what are their current four best-selling flavors?
ChuckWoolery : Lemonade
ChuckWoolery : Orange
ChuckWoolery : Cherry
ChuckWoolery : Ice Tea
ChuckWoolery : Tropical Punch
ChuckWoolery : Grape
ChuckWoolery : Peroxide would you like to use your FREEBIE now?
PeroxideRain : i think because my team will appreciate it i will
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Orange has been removed
ChuckWoolery : Holly
ChuckWoolery : your answer
Holly17919 : grape
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : tropical punch
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
Darcy10510 : what choices are left?
ChuckWoolery : Lemonade, Cherry, Ice Tea
Darcy10510 : I'll pick lemonade
ChuckWoolery : and Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : cherry
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Peroxide
ChuckWoolery : all the answers are NOT locked in
ChuckWoolery : you can change ONE answer if you like
PeroxideRain : umm i am going to leave them
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : let's see, then
ChuckWoolery : is Grape there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Cherry?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!
ChuckWoolery : two
ChuckWoolery : Tropical Punch?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : well
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Lemonade, Peroxide
ChuckWoolery : now, I'm not sure how confident you are about Darcy's answer
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : I'm willing to give you $20,000 to stop right here
ChuckWoolery : just so you wouldn't go home with nothing if that's a wrong answer
ChuckWoolery : it's up to you
ChuckWoolery : try for the $200,000 or settle for $20,000?
PeroxideRain : i am going home with nothing anyway so keep it going hehe
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is it Lemonade for $200,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job
ChuckWoolery : you've all just won $40,000
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : I'll ask you if you want to try for $500,000
ChuckWoolery : to help you decide
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category:
ChuckWoolery : it's Pizza
PeroxideRain : umm play
ChuckWoolery : she feels the need for greed!!!
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!
ChuckWoolery : here's the Terminator again
ChuckWoolery : it's searching
ChuckWoolery : and it chooses...
ChuckWoolery : BUCKISH!!!
ChuckWoolery : would you like to challenge anyone today?
Buckish_Dweeb : Again?
ChuckWoolery : again
Buckish_Dweeb : Let's liven things up. I choose Trap Jaw.
ChuckWoolery : heh
ChuckWoolery : has to play this time
ChuckWoolery : are you two ready?
Buckish_Dweeb : I am.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'm ready
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : here's your $10,000, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : bringing you up to $524,000!
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : good luck you two
ChuckWoolery : the winner will be playing for $200,000
ChuckWoolery : the loser is out of the game
ChuckWoolery : let's go:
ChuckWoolery : What type of bird is Sam, the mascot for Kellogg's Fruit Loops?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : tucan
ChuckWoolery : he gotcha Buckish
ChuckWoolery : you've got your Terminator money, though
ChuckWoolery : congrats, Trap
ChuckWoolery : well, team
ChuckWoolery : Peroxide?
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
ChuckWoolery : you're all playing for $100,000
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw is playing for $200,000 now
ChuckWoolery : HERE is your $500,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to Domino's Pizza, which four of the following seven toppings are most popular, based on pounds sold?
ChuckWoolery : Pepperoni
ChuckWoolery : Green Pepper
ChuckWoolery : Mushrooms
ChuckWoolery : Ham/Canadian Bacon
ChuckWoolery : Ground Beef
ChuckWoolery : Italian Sausage
ChuckWoolery : Onions
ChuckWoolery : you've already used your FREEBIE, so let's begin with Holly
ChuckWoolery : could I have an answer?
Holly17919 : mushrooms
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
Darcy10510 : pepperoni
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : green pepper
ChuckWoolery : and Peroxide Rain?
PeroxideRain : ham
ChuckWoolery : the answers aren't locked in
ChuckWoolery : is there anything here you'd like to change, Peroxide?
ChuckWoolery : you can change ONE
PeroxideRain : no
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is pepperoni up there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Ham/Canadian Bacon?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down
ChuckWoolery : are mushrooms there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : you've got three now, Peroxide
ChuckWoolery : I'm not sure how confident you feel about Green Peppers
ChuckWoolery : but I'm going to offer you $50,000 to stop here if you want
ChuckWoolery : or you can continue on
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do
PeroxideRain : keep going
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $500,000....
ChuckWoolery : is it green peppers?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry!
ChuckWoolery : no, it was italian sausage
ChuckWoolery : sorry folks
ChuckWoolery : too bad

GAME #39:
ChuckWoolery : In terms of U.S. dollars, what was the price of a Ford Model A in 1927
ChuckWoolery : alrighty
ChuckWoolery : answers are in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is $550
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's our Captain
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish Dweeb with 520
ChuckWoolery : the first player position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : oh, it's a tie again
ChuckWoolery : Holly with 600 and waterflirt with 500
ChuckWoolery : so, who rang in first?
ChuckWoolery : it was Holly
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt you'll be in the second position
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Darcy and Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : third position goes to:
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 499
ChuckWoolery : that leaves Trap Jaw with 800
ChuckWoolery : okay, team
ChuckWoolery : without further ado, let's begin
waterflirt : I see Trap got his chair back
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : well, Trap Jaw, are you comfortable being back here?
ChuckWoolery : this time you made it only be DEFAULT
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : yes
ChuckWoolery : well, let's get you started with at $25,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : What lingerie company sent out over 400 million sexy catalogs last year?
ChuckWoolery : Maidenform
ChuckWoolery : Olga
ChuckWoolery : Lily of France
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Victoria's Secret?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, I never heard of the first two, and the third I vaguely recall the name...
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Regardless, I do know that Victoria's Secret is vastly popular, so that is my answer.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : do you accept, Captain Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is it Victoria's Secret for $25,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $5000, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : you want to try to double that?
Buckish_Dweeb : obviously
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : you ready?
Darcy10510 : Yeah.
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, according to its ad campaign, which company employs "elves" to make its cookies?
ChuckWoolery : Keebler
ChuckWoolery : Hostess
ChuckWoolery : Pillsbury
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Duncan Hines?
Darcy10510 : keebler
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : what do you say, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : are they the Keebler elves?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : a quarter of the way to the top, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : want to continue?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt
ChuckWoolery : welcome back to the game!
waterflirt : yay!
ChuckWoolery : you all set to try to win $75,000 for the team?
waterflirt : I'm as ready as I'll ever be Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following can be found in a bag of Hershey's Miniatures?
ChuckWoolery : Twix
ChuckWoolery : Snickers
ChuckWoolery : Mr. Goodbar
ChuckWoolery : Three Musketeers
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Milky Way?
waterflirt : Mr. Goodbar
ChuckWoolery : ooh
ChuckWoolery : quick answer, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : do you accept that?
Buckish_Dweeb : It seems I have no choice. I do know some of those are Mars though.
ChuckWoolery : okay
Buckish_Dweeb : Mars-produced, I mean.
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Mr. Goodbar?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : excellent work, waterflirt
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm glad someone eats that junk.
waterflirt : I know my chocolate.
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : well, Buckish do you feel that need right now... and I don't mean for chocolate
Buckish_Dweeb : I feel the Need To Proceed.
ChuckWoolery : great
ChuckWoolery : Holly, how's it goin'?
Holly17919 : not too bad
ChuckWoolery : are you ready for your $100,000 Question?
Holly17919 : yep
ChuckWoolery : In 1999, the Disney Organization banned the sale of what item at Disneyland and Walt Disney World?
ChuckWoolery : Alcohol
ChuckWoolery : Cigarettes
ChuckWoolery : Playboy Magazine
ChuckWoolery : Chewing Gum
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Health Foods?
Holly17919 : um... Cigarettes?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that, Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : you still there?
Buckish_Dweeb : let me see, I was distracted
ChuckWoolery : you heard "Playboy Magazine" and THEN you got distracted
Holly17919 : haha
Buckish_Dweeb : No, I was doing other things.
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm just reading the question now
ChuckWoolery : oh... I see
Buckish_Dweeb : But speaking of Playboy, I will reject Cigarettes and pick it. Doesn't seem family friendly.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000..
ChuckWoolery : is it Playboy Magazine?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!
ChuckWoolery : sorry, it WAS Cigs
ChuckWoolery : bad choice

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