GREED ONLINE

Episode 6

 (Friday, January 17th, 2003)
GAME #27:
ChuckWoolery : From Cyberspace...
ChuckWoolery : it's the biggest gameshow in internet history...
ChuckWoolery : where one person...
ChuckWoolery : in one night...
ChuckWoolery : could walk away with TWO MILLION DOLLARS!
ChuckWoolery : Ladies and gentlemen...
ChuckWoolery : GREED!
ChuckWoolery : welcome everyone
ChuckWoolery : we're going to try to give away some more money tonight
ChuckWoolery : last week we gave away our largest jackpot ever: over $500,000!
ChuckWoolery : todate on Greed Online, we've given away over one million dollars!
ChuckWoolery : remember you can all check out the greed statistics and view episode transcripts at http://www.geocities.com/proudhug/greedonline/Greed.html
ChuckWoolery : well, without further ado, let's begin shall we?
ChuckWoolery : we've got six players here
ChuckWoolery : in a moment we'll be down to five
ChuckWoolery : and by the end of the game, we might be down to only ONE!
ChuckWoolery : because...
ChuckWoolery : if you're smart enough...
ChuckWoolery : if you're courageous enough...
ChuckWoolery : and if you're GREEDY enough...
ChuckWoolery : you could walk away with $2,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : ladies and gentlemen...
ChuckWoolery : here's your Qualifying Question
ChuckWoolery : How many breeds of dogs are recognized by the American Kennel Club?
ChuckWoolery : alright all the answers have been locked in
ChuckWoolery : let's check out the correct answer, shall we?
ChuckWoolery : it's 147
ChuckWoolery : now, we'll see who's the closest and that person will be our Captain
ChuckWoolery : it's waterflirt with 150!
ChuckWoolery : congratulations waterflirt
ChuckWoolery : the first player position goes to:
ChuckWoolery : EmAndX with 131
ChuckWoolery : second is gregvard with 90
ChuckWoolery : third?
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw with 72
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Buckish Dweeb and Darcy
ChuckWoolery : who will be playing for $2,000,000?
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish with 246
ChuckWoolery : sorry Darcy
ChuckWoolery : maybe next game
ChuckWoolery : now
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt
waterflirt : yes?
ChuckWoolery : welcome to the show
waterflirt : Thanks Chuck, it's great to be here.
ChuckWoolery : now
ChuckWoolery : is this your first game here?
waterflirt : It's my first time participating.
ChuckWoolery : wow, great way to start... in the Captain's chair
waterflirt : Yay me!
ChuckWoolery : well, as Captain, waterflirt, you've got a lot of responsibilities
ChuckWoolery : you'll decide how far your team will travel up the Tower of Greed
ChuckWoolery : the Tower begins at $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : and moves up in $25,000 increments to $100,000
ChuckWoolery : then it doubles to $200,000
ChuckWoolery : moves up to $500,000
ChuckWoolery : doubles to $1 Million
ChuckWoolery : and then double AGAIN for TWO MILLIONS DOLLARS!
waterflirt : I believe this is a climbing team.
ChuckWoolery : you can stop your team after any correct answer and take the money
ChuckWoolery : you can ALSO reject any answer provided by your teammates and replace it with one of your own
ChuckWoolery : do you think you can handle all this responsibility?
waterflirt : I can try.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb, we begin with you
ChuckWoolery : how are you today?
Buckish_Dweeb : zzz... huh?
ChuckWoolery : I see
Buckish_Dweeb : oh, fine
ChuckWoolery : well, what are you going to do if you win the $2,000,000 jackpot today?
Buckish_Dweeb : sit it beside my $320,000 from last week
ChuckWoolery : ahh, good idea!
ChuckWoolery : well, let's get everyone started with a $25,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Animals are involved in which one of these sports?
ChuckWoolery : Jai alai
ChuckWoolery : Curling
ChuckWoolery : Polo
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Squash?
Buckish_Dweeb : Well
Buckish_Dweeb : I will say...
Buckish_Dweeb : Jai Alai.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt
waterflirt : Hello
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject Buckish Dweeb's answer of jai alai?
waterflirt : I reject it.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to change it to?
waterflirt : Polo
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000, is it polo?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good save, waterflirt
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $5000 now
ChuckWoolery : do you want to keep the money or try to double that amount?
waterflirt : Let's go for double trouble!
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw!
ChuckWoolery : welcome back... it's been a while
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Yes it has.
ChuckWoolery : well, what'd you do with $2,000,000, Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Eat it.
ChuckWoolery : really?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Yes
ChuckWoolery : doesn't really sound tasty, but whatever
ChuckWoolery : well, here's your $50,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following is NOT a standard number of exposures on a roll of 35mm Kodak consumer film?
ChuckWoolery : 12
ChuckWoolery : 24
ChuckWoolery : 36
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : 39?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, I don't believe I've ever seen a roll of film with 39, so 39 is my answer.
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt?
ChuckWoolery : what do you say?
waterflirt : That looks acceptable to me Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it 39?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down, waterflirt
ChuckWoolery : you're only 6 questions away from $2 Million!
ChuckWoolery : now, I'll ask you again
ChuckWoolery : do you want to stop here or do you feel the need for greed?
ChuckWoolery : $75,000 is next
waterflirt : I'm needy.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : gregvard
ChuckWoolery : welcome
gregvard : i'm needy too
ChuckWoolery : aren't we all
ChuckWoolery : well, after that debacle last week when you were eliminated, do you think you'll be able to make it into the Captain's Chair again this week?
gregvard : not worthy, chuck
ChuckWoolery : oh
ChuckWoolery : well, what'll you do if you win $2,000,000 tonight, gregvard?
gregvard : i-would-buy-$100, chuck
ChuckWoolery : I see
ChuckWoolery : (???)
ChuckWoolery : well, here's your $75,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to an online poll by Cosmopolitan magazine, what male talk show host did most women say they would like to see undressed?
ChuckWoolery : Jon Stewart
ChuckWoolery : Larry King
ChuckWoolery : Regis Philbin
ChuckWoolery : Rush Limbaugh
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Tom Snyder?
gregvard : you had to ask to ask something like this, didn't you?
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : I did
ChuckWoolery : it's in my contract
gregvard : obviously, i know the answer
ChuckWoolery : well, you've got a women Captain, so maybe she'll be able to help you
ChuckWoolery : what's your answer, gregvard?
gregvard : i'll say snyder
ChuckWoolery : okay
gregvard : no wait
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject Tom Snyder?
waterflirt : This is a difficult one.
ChuckWoolery : hmmm
ChuckWoolery : well, I need an answer, when you're ready
waterflirt : I'll have to reject it.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : what do you want to change it to?
waterflirt : Well, since I don't think women really want to see Larry King or Regis undressed....I'm not sure who Rush is.... I'll go with John Stewart
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : let's see if you're correct, then
ChuckWoolery : is it Jon Stewart, for $75,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : whew!
ChuckWoolery : wow, waterflirt, that's TWO saves you've made here
ChuckWoolery : so, waterflirt...
ChuckWoolery : I'll ask you again
waterflirt : I'm greedy Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : do you want to continue on for $100,000?
ChuckWoolery : or keep your $75,000?
waterflirt : Let's go on up!
ChuckWoolery : EmAndX!
ChuckWoolery : welcome back to the show!
EmAndX1007 : ty ty ty
ChuckWoolery : it's good to see you
EmAndX1007 : you can see me?
ChuckWoolery : mostly
EmAndX1007 : i better put on some clothes then
EmAndX1007 : ack!
ChuckWoolery : sorry Buckish terminated you last week
ChuckWoolery : let's see if you do better today
EmAndX1007 : buck was being a prick
ChuckWoolery : I'll ask YOU, now... what would you do with the $2 million jackpot?
EmAndX1007 : i dont know
EmAndX1007 : buy myself the ultimate birthday present
ChuckWoolery : what's that?
EmAndX1007 : you just have to go and look
ChuckWoolery : well, anyway...
ChuckWoolery : HERE, EmAndX, is your $100,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which of these men is NOT one of the famous acting Baldwin brothers?
ChuckWoolery : Alec
ChuckWoolery : Daniel
ChuckWoolery : William
ChuckWoolery : James
ChuckWoolery : or Stephen?
EmAndX1007 : hmmmmmmmmmmmmm james
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000?
waterflirt : I accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it James?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, waterflirt..
ChuckWoolery : you're halfway there
ChuckWoolery : four down, four to go
ChuckWoolery : now, I'll ask you if you want to continue
ChuckWoolery : but first...
ChuckWoolery : I'll let you know that from this point, the questions get a little harder
ChuckWoolery : each question has FOUR correct answers and you'll be relying on your teammates to provide those answers
ChuckWoolery : now, to help you decide if you want to continue or stop
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category for the $200,000 Question
ChuckWoolery : it's Food
ChuckWoolery : now, do you want to stop here or do you still feel the need for greed?
waterflirt : I never want to stop.
ChuckWoolery : never?
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUUH!!!
ChuckWoolery : well, you know what THAT sound is!
ChuckWoolery : it's the Terminator
ChuckWoolery : it gives one player the chance to challenge another player and take his or her money
ChuckWoolery : and I'll give the challenger $10,000 just for accepting the offer
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate the Termintator NOW
ChuckWoolery : ....
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : the Terminator has chosen....
ChuckWoolery : EmAndX
EmAndX1007 : ack
ChuckWoolery : EmAndX, is there someone here you'd like to challenge to a one-question showdown?
EmAndX1007 : why not
ChuckWoolery : who would you like to challenge?
waterflirt : I sense a tension here.
EmAndX1007 : i will like to challenge B waterflirt
waterflirt : ack!
EmAndX1007 : sorry
waterflirt : are not
ChuckWoolery : okay
EmAndX1007 : i thought us gals could gang up
EmAndX1007 : but NAH
EmAndX1007 : denied
ChuckWoolery : she wants the Captain's Chair
ChuckWoolery : it's EmAndX vs. waterflirt
ChuckWoolery : here's your $10,000, EmAndX
EmAndX1007 : thanks
ChuckWoolery : ... bringing your grand total up to $60,000
EmAndX1007 : woohoo
EmAndX1007 : lets go
ChuckWoolery : now, the winner here will be playing for $80,000
ChuckWoolery : and the loser will be out of the game
ChuckWoolery : are you two ready?
waterflirt : yes
EmAndX1007 : y
ChuckWoolery : What company is the largest producer of chewing gum in the world?
waterflirt : wrigleys
EmAndX1007 : trident
ChuckWoolery : she got you, EmAndX
ChuckWoolery : but at least you got your $10,000
ChuckWoolery : bye
ChuckWoolery : congratulations, waterflirt on regaining your position
ChuckWoolery : now, waterflirt
waterflirt : yes?
ChuckWoolery : HERE is your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which four of these six shapes are in every box of General Mills' Lucky Charms cereal?
ChuckWoolery : Heart
ChuckWoolery : Arrow
ChuckWoolery : Clover
ChuckWoolery : Moon
ChuckWoolery : Star
ChuckWoolery : Triangle
ChuckWoolery : now, waterflirt, because you've reached this far, I'm going to give you a FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : you can use it to remove ONE wrong answer from any question all the way up to the $2 million question
ChuckWoolery : do you want to use it now, or save it?
waterflirt : I'll save it.
ChuckWoolery : alright
Buckish_Dweeb : I see.
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, give me a right answer, please
Buckish_Dweeb : Arr... right
Buckish_Dweeb : Star.
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
ChuckWoolery : an answer?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Clover
ChuckWoolery : gregvard?
gregvard : gotta moon, chuck
ChuckWoolery : and waterflirt?
waterflirt : Heart
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : now, these answers aren't locked in yet
ChuckWoolery : as Captain, you can change any ONE answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : would you like to do that now?
waterflirt : That's okay chuck, all the answers are right! I have a good team
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's find out, then, shall we?
ChuckWoolery : is Star a correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Clover?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down
ChuckWoolery : are there Hearts?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, waterflirt you've got three right so far
ChuckWoolery : now, I'm not sure how confident you are about gregvard's answer of Moon
ChuckWoolery : so I'm willing to give you $20,000 to distribute among your teammates if that's a wrong answer
ChuckWoolery : would you like to take the money? or try for the $200,000?
waterflirt : Nah, gregvard is right. I'm going for the $200,000
ChuckWoolery : okay!
ChuckWoolery : she's confident, folks
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000...
ChuckWoolery : are there moons in Lucky Charms?
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : congratulations, team
ChuckWoolery : only three questions remain, waterflirt
ChuckWoolery : you may be able to make it all the way to the $2 Million!
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, Trap and gregvard, you've all got $40,000 now
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt, you've got $80,000
ChuckWoolery : because you won that Terminator
ChuckWoolery : now, I'll ask if you want to continue on and try for $500,000...
ChuckWoolery : but first....
ChuckWoolery : here's the category of the $500,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : it's Computers
ChuckWoolery : now, do you still feel that need?
waterflirt : hrmmmm....eeeee....ohhhhhh...
ChuckWoolery : you've still got that FREEBIE
waterflirt : I'm going to go for it Chuck!
ChuckWoolery : okay!
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUUH!!!
ChuckWoolery : uh oh!
ChuckWoolery : there it is, again
ChuckWoolery : the Terminator
ChuckWoolery : let's see who it chooses this time...
ChuckWoolery : gregvard!
ChuckWoolery : you've been selected
ChuckWoolery : would you like to challenge someone here for their money?
gregvard : it wouldn't be a game without a challenge, chuck
ChuckWoolery : that's right!
gregvard : i will choose....
gregvard : ....
gregvard : buck
ChuckWoolery : okay
Buckish_Dweeb : That's a poor strategy.
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000 of the money...
Buckish_Dweeb : Considering the fact that I am a computer MAJOR and could easily help the team on this next question.
ChuckWoolery : here's your $10,000 gregvard... bringing your grand total up to $130,000 now
ChuckWoolery : are you both ready?
gregvard : yesir
Buckish_Dweeb : I guess.
ChuckWoolery : Who wrote "The Silence of the Lambs"
Buckish_Dweeb : thomas harris
gregvard : dunno
ChuckWoolery : Buckish wins
gregvard : my gamble...i lost
ChuckWoolery : sorry greg, at least you don't go home empty handed
ChuckWoolery : well, we're down to three, now
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, you'll be playing for $100,000 now
ChuckWoolery : Buckish you'll be playing for $200,000
ChuckWoolery : and waterflirt, you will ALSO be playing for $200,000
ChuckWoolery : so, team...
ChuckWoolery : HERE'S your $500,000 Question
ChuckWoolery : the category is computers
ChuckWoolery : this actually a pretty funny question, considering it's quite dated
ChuckWoolery : According to 1999 third-quarter sales, which four companies sold the most personal computers in the United States?
ChuckWoolery : Hewlett-Packard
ChuckWoolery : IBM
ChuckWoolery : Compaq
ChuckWoolery : Packard-Bell/NEC
ChuckWoolery : Gateway
ChuckWoolery : Dell
ChuckWoolery : Sony
ChuckWoolery : now, waterflirt, you've still got that FREEBIE left
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now?
ChuckWoolery : or save it?
waterflirt : I'm using it.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Packard-Bell/NEC has been removed
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, an answer please
Buckish_Dweeb : Dell
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Comcrap
ChuckWoolery : lmao
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt?
waterflirt : Gateway
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : now you can either give the last answer yourself or delegate it to one of your other two teammates
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
waterflirt : I think I shall delegate to Buck.
waterflirt : So.
ChuckWoolery : well, Buck
ChuckWoolery : what do you say?
Buckish_Dweeb : IBM
ChuckWoolery : okay, waterflirt
waterflirt : Yes?
ChuckWoolery : now remember, you can change one wrong answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : you've got Dell, Compaq, Gateway and IBM
waterflirt : I think those answers will do.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : let's check it out, then
waterflirt : *crosses her fingers*
ChuckWoolery : is Dell there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : one down
ChuckWoolery : how about Gateway?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : Compaq?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, waterflirt, you've got three
ChuckWoolery : now, if you're not sure about Buckish Dweeb's answer of IBM, I'm willing to offer you $50,000 to stop here
ChuckWoolery : you can distribute that money amonst your teammates just so you don't go home with nothing if it's wrong
waterflirt : Let's see if Mr. computer major was right
ChuckWoolery : you're going for it?
waterflirt : I'm going for it.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for...
ChuckWoolery : FIVE
ChuckWoolery : HUNDRED
ChuckWoolery : THOUSAND
ChuckWoolery : DOLLARS
ChuckWoolery : is it IBM?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : oh
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry guys
ChuckWoolery : it was Hewlett-Packard
ChuckWoolery : no one gets anything except the terminated players

GAME #28:
ChuckWoolery : okay is everyone ready for the next Qualifying Question?
ChuckWoolery : here we go:
ChuckWoolery : How many dimples are on a regulation golf ball?
ChuckWoolery : alright guys
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 336 dimples
ChuckWoolery : okay let's check out who our new Captain is
ChuckWoolery : uh oh
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish Dweeb with 404
ChuckWoolery : first player is...
ChuckWoolery : gregvard with 200
ChuckWoolery : next?
ChuckWoolery : Holly with 500
ChuckWoolery : third is...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 157
ChuckWoolery : and that leaves EmAndX with 55
ChuckWoolery : alright, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : I see you're back in your favorite seat
ChuckWoolery : are you ready to begin your climb?
Buckish_Dweeb : Perhaps, but it was refreshing to be 1st spot for a change.
ChuckWoolery : alright
Buckish_Dweeb : let's go the whole "8 mile"s
ChuckWoolery : no need to explain the rules, so let's begin
ChuckWoolery : EmAndX
ChuckWoolery : welcome back
ChuckWoolery : even though you only made it in by default...
ChuckWoolery : oh well
ChuckWoolery : here's your $25,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to Nabisco, which of the following is their best-selling cookie?
ChuckWoolery : Teddy Grahams
ChuckWoolery : Lorna Doones
ChuckWoolery : Nilla Wafers
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Oreos?
EmAndX1007 : oreos
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
Buckish_Dweeb : It was looking like a short game for a moment. I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : what do you mean?
Buckish_Dweeb : the question looked tough
ChuckWoolery : oh
Buckish_Dweeb : ... until Oreos came up
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000
ChuckWoolery : is it Oreos?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH
ChuckWoolery : well, it wasn't so tough after all
ChuckWoolery : now do you want to keep everyone's $5000 or try for $10,000?
Buckish_Dweeb : interesting way to pose the question
ChuckWoolery : sure
ChuckWoolery : well?
Buckish_Dweeb : let's proceed.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : welcome back
ChuckWoolery : we haven't seen you since September!
Darcy10510 : Thanks, good to be back.
ChuckWoolery : so, what'll you do with the $2,000,000 if you win tonight?
Darcy10510 : Ummm, I really have no idea. Probably just go and play darts or something.
ChuckWoolery : ahhh
ChuckWoolery : good choice
ChuckWoolery : what?
ChuckWoolery : hmmm
ChuckWoolery : oh well
ChuckWoolery : anyway
ChuckWoolery : here's your $50,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following products comes the slogan "No More Tears" on its label?
ChuckWoolery : Curad "Ouchless" Bandages
ChuckWoolery : Johnson's Baby Shampoo
ChuckWoolery : McCormick's Onion Powder
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Visine Eye Drops?
Darcy10510 : Johnson's Baby Shampoo
ChuckWoolery : well, Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : what do you say?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept?
Buckish_Dweeb : I thought it was Kleenex. (j/k) I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Johnson's Baby Shampoo?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : well, you're only 6 questions away from two million dollars, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : how greedy do you feel tonight?
ChuckWoolery : hopefully more greedy than last week
Buckish_Dweeb : Greedy enough to keep going.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly
Holly17919 : yes?
ChuckWoolery : how are you feeling today?
Holly17919 : I'm good
ChuckWoolery : well, what'll you do with the $2 million if you win?
Holly17919 : Um, probably try and bribe my cobol profesor. hehe
ChuckWoolery : what's that?
Holly17919 : ancient programming language
ChuckWoolery : oh
ChuckWoolery : good idea
ChuckWoolery : well, Holly are you ready for your $75,000 Question?
ChuckWoolery : Here we go:
ChuckWoolery : What material are you shaping if you're practicing origami?
ChuckWoolery : Paper
ChuckWoolery : Clay
ChuckWoolery : Glass
ChuckWoolery : Bronze
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Wax?
Holly17919 : paper
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : you accept or reject paper?
Buckish_Dweeb : Sorry, I was just shaping some ear wax.
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : oh
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it paper?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job team
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $15,000 now
ChuckWoolery : Buckish do you want to risk that money and try for $100,000?
Buckish_Dweeb : Yes.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : gregvard, what's up
gregvard : nuttin
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : how about I enlighten you with a $100,000 Question?
gregvard : cule
ChuckWoolery : Various moves known as the "kick flip", "ollie", "tailslide" and "540 on a half-pipe" are all used in what activity?
ChuckWoolery : Figure skating
ChuckWoolery : Beach volleyball
ChuckWoolery : Soccer
ChuckWoolery : Skateboarding
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Golf?
gregvard : i live to sk8, chuck
ChuckWoolery : is that your answer, then?
ChuckWoolery : figure skating?
gregvard : no, skateboarding
ChuckWoolery : ah, I see
ChuckWoolery : Buckish what do YOU think?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm thinking of snowboarding... but alas, it is not there. Sk8-bored-ing seems like a good choice.
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it skateboarding?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : well, you're halfway there, team
ChuckWoolery : only 4 questions left
ChuckWoolery : however, rememeber, the questions get harder from now on
Buckish_Dweeb : Let's make us 62.5% of the way there, shall we?
ChuckWoolery : well, first
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category to help you decide if you'd like to continue
Buckish_Dweeb : Oh wait, of course.
ChuckWoolery : the category is Pets
Buckish_Dweeb : I mean, I might decide to quit instead.
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : well?
ChuckWoolery : what's your decision?
Buckish_Dweeb : Pets it is.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUUH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : oh no the Terminator's on the prowl again
ChuckWoolery : and it's choosing...
ChuckWoolery : HOLLY!
ChuckWoolery : is there someone here you'd like to challenge and try to take their money?
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you $10,000 win or lose
Holly17919 : Actually there is
ChuckWoolery : who would that be?
Holly17919 : I think I will choose
Holly17919 : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : Darcy!
ChuckWoolery : you've been challenged
ChuckWoolery : here's your $10,000 Holly
ChuckWoolery : youre grand total is now $190,000!
ChuckWoolery : well, you two
ChuckWoolery : are you ready?
Holly17919 : yep
Darcy10510 : Yeah, ready.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Which food company boasts 57 varieties?
Darcy10510 : heins
ChuckWoolery : he got you Holly
ChuckWoolery : well, you got your money anyway
ChuckWoolery : it seems the challengers are having bad luck today
ChuckWoolery : well, actually they're the only ones GETTING money...
ChuckWoolery : well, team
ChuckWoolery : here's your $200,000 Question, category pets:
EmAndX1007 : well thanks for the bit of useless knowledge
ChuckWoolery : Which four of the following six are breeds of dogs?
ChuckWoolery : Saluki
ChuckWoolery : Samoyed
ChuckWoolery : Black Sumatra
ChuckWoolery : Akita
ChuckWoolery : Spotted Poland
ChuckWoolery : Chow Chow
ChuckWoolery : well, Buckish you've earned a FREEBIE for getting this far
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now?
Buckish_Dweeb : no
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : EmAndX, what do you say?
EmAndX1007 : akita
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
Darcy10510 : I'll guess chow chow
ChuckWoolery : gregvard?
gregvard : samoyed
ChuckWoolery : and Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll take... spotted poland
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : now
ChuckWoolery : you can change one wrong answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : or you can keep them as they are
ChuckWoolery : it's up to you
ChuckWoolery : what are you going to do?
Buckish_Dweeb : say my prayers and eat my vitamins?
ChuckWoolery : are you going to keep your answers as they are?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm reviewing ALL the choices at the moment.
Buckish_Dweeb : No new insight is coming, so I will keep them the same.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is Akita up there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Samoyed?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : is Chow Chow a dog?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : well, Buckish
Buckish_Dweeb : Well.
ChuckWoolery : it's down to your own answer of Spotted Poland
Buckish_Dweeb : It is.
ChuckWoolery : how confident do you feel about that?
ChuckWoolery : I can give you $20,000 if you like
ChuckWoolery : if you're not too sure about it
ChuckWoolery : or you can ride the Spotted Poland and try for $200,000
Buckish_Dweeb : Chuck,
Buckish_Dweeb : you are about to bear witness to something unprecedented in Greed Online.
Buckish_Dweeb : You see, I know NOTHING about dogs! So...
Buckish_Dweeb : I am going to take the $20,000 and STOP! I know, everyone is thinking, "WHAT?!"
Buckish_Dweeb : But it's true, it's true.
Buckish_Dweeb : Well?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : so Buckish, gregvard and EmAndX, you've all won $4000
ChuckWoolery : Darcy's won $8000
EmAndX1007 : hey chuck
ChuckWoolery : yes?
EmAndX1007 : can i say the answer?
ChuckWoolery : why don't we find out, shall we?
ChuckWoolery : what's your answer, Em?
EmAndX1007 : Saluki, Samoyed, Akita and chow
ChuckWoolery : that's correct

GAME #29:
ChuckWoolery : As of January 2000, what is the total number of Americans sent into space?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : all answer are in
ChuckWoolery : and I'm afraid you've all underbid
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 243
ChuckWoolery : let's see who the new captain is
ChuckWoolery : it's Holly with 150
ChuckWoolery : first is...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 107
ChuckWoolery : second is Darcy
ChuckWoolery : with 103
ChuckWoolery : third is EmAndX with 55
ChuckWoolery : and that leaves gregvard with 20
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : welcome Holly
Holly17919 : thanks
ChuckWoolery : how many times have you hosted now?
ChuckWoolery : is this your second?
Holly17919 : I think so yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's begin then, shall we
ChuckWoolery : gregvard
ChuckWoolery : hi
gregvard : hi back
ChuckWoolery : well, let's get you on your way:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following natural phenomena is measured on the Richter scale?
ChuckWoolery : Floods
ChuckWoolery : Earthquakes
ChuckWoolery : Hurricanes
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Tornadoes
gregvard : earthquakes
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
Holly17919 : I accept
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Earthquakes?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue, Holly?
Holly17919 : let's go for it
ChuckWoolery : EmAndX
ChuckWoolery : hi
EmAndX1007 : lo
ChuckWoolery : heh
ChuckWoolery : here's your $50,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : strangely, it's another space question
ChuckWoolery : What's the name of NASA's three billion dollar space telescope?
ChuckWoolery : Skylab
ChuckWoolery : Hubble
ChuckWoolery : Mir
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Discovery?
EmAndX1007 : mir
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject?
Holly17919 : what was her answer?
ChuckWoolery : Mir
Holly17919 : I reject that
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to say?
Holly17919 : Hubble
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000
ChuckWoolery : is it Hubble?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good save, Holly
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : you've all got $10,000 now
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try to get $75,000 for the team, Holly?
Holly17919 : yep
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : hi
Darcy10510 : Hi Chuck
ChuckWoolery : here's your $75,000 Question, Darcy:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following films was NOT directed by Steven Spielberg?
ChuckWoolery : E.T.
ChuckWoolery : Raiders of the Lost Ark
ChuckWoolery : Jurassic Park
ChuckWoolery : The Empire Strikes Back
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Saving Private Ryan?
Darcy10510 : empire
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
ChuckWoolery : what do you say?
Holly17919 : I accept that
ChuckWoolery : is it Empire?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : five left Holly
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue on for $100,000?
Holly17919 : yes I do
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb
ChuckWoolery : hi
Buckish_Dweeb : hi
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, In the famous ad for Coppertone sunscreen, what type of dog is tugging on the little girl's shirt?
ChuckWoolery : Poodle
ChuckWoolery : Beagle
ChuckWoolery : Chihuahua
ChuckWoolery : Cocker Spaniel
ChuckWoolery : or Bull Dog?
ChuckWoolery : now I know you know NOTHING about dogs...
ChuckWoolery : but what do you say?
Buckish_Dweeb : I don't know if Cockers tug, and Chihuahuas are Taco Hell...
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll say Beagle?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
ChuckWoolery : what do you say?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject Beagle?
Holly17919 : Um, this is totally a visual question, so I'm going to take his word for it.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Beagle?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZZ....
ChuckWoolery : oh
ChuckWoolery : no
ChuckWoolery : it was Cocker Spaniel
ChuckWoolery : sorry team
ChuckWoolery : no money this time

GAME #30:
ChuckWoolery : for two million dollars
ChuckWoolery : According to Gideon International, how many bibles do they place in hotel rooms each minute? ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : answers are in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 86
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's closest
ChuckWoolery : it's Trap Jaw with 76!
ChuckWoolery : the first player position goes to..
ChuckWoolery : gregvard with 75
ChuckWoolery : second is
ChuckWoolery : Holly with 50
ChuckWoolery : third is...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 358
ChuckWoolery : and that leaves Buckish Dweeb with 465
ChuckWoolery : okay there's our new team
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw!
ChuckWoolery : welcome to the Captain's Chair
ChuckWoolery : this is your first time, isn't it?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Yes it is number one.
ChuckWoolery : cool
ChuckWoolery : well
ChuckWoolery : let's begin your climb
ChuckWoolery : Buckish
ChuckWoolery : hi
Buckish_Dweeb : howdy
ChuckWoolery : ready for your $25,000 Question?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : What retail store is noted for its "blue light" specials?
ChuckWoolery : Target
ChuckWoolery : Sears
ChuckWoolery : Montgomery Ward
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Kmart?
Buckish_Dweeb : Uh oh.
Buckish_Dweeb : Sears?
ChuckWoolery : well, Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : what do you say
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject his answer?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I reject that answer Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to change it to?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, I had an answer in mind before you gave them.
ChuckWoolery : what's that?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Then I saw one that might be it as well.
ChuckWoolery : is it there?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : However, yes it is there.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I will go with Kmart.
ChuckWoolery : hmmm... I guess this $25,000 Question isn't so easy, is it?
ChuckWoolery : well, okay then
ChuckWoolery : let's see
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Kmart?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good save, Trap!
ChuckWoolery : so?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I worked at Kmart once.
ChuckWoolery : do you want to continue on for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : you did? really?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Although I forget if they had them in Canada.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : The Blue Light specials I mean.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Make it so. Engage to the 50k level.
ChuckWoolery : k
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : hi
Darcy10510 : Hi
ChuckWoolery : ready?
Darcy10510 : Yep
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000:
ChuckWoolery : What are you planning to order if you're looking through a Burpee catalog?
ChuckWoolery : Vegetable and flower seeds
ChuckWoolery : Infant toys and clothes
ChuckWoolery : Tupperware
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Baseball cards?
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : I need an answer
Darcy10510 : OK, I haven't a clue, so will guess tupperware.
ChuckWoolery : k
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Why do I get these tough choices as captain?
ChuckWoolery : I don't know
ChuckWoolery : bad luck
ChuckWoolery : beginner's bad luck
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I am going to reject, though I am not totally sure.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : what do you want to say?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'm going with infants stuff, since it seems logical with burping babies and all.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : let's see...
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it infant toys and clothes?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!
ChuckWoolery : no sorry
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Too bad.
ChuckWoolery : it's vegetable and flower seeds
ChuckWoolery : that was a tough one
ChuckWoolery : *I* didn't know the answer to that one

GAME #31:
ChuckWoolery : here we go:
ChuckWoolery : According to a statistic in the January 10th, 2000 issue of U.S.A. Today, how many towns in the United States are named Springfield?
ChuckWoolery : okay answers are in
ChuckWoolery : you're not going to believe this
ChuckWoolery : I don't know how this is even possible
ChuckWoolery : but the correct answer is 121
ChuckWoolery : so, let's see who's closest
ChuckWoolery : it's Holly with 50
ChuckWoolery : you're Captain again, Holly
ChuckWoolery : first player position goes to:
ChuckWoolery : gregvard with 45
ChuckWoolery : second is...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 28
ChuckWoolery : Buckish and Trap left
ChuckWoolery : third is...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 11
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw you're LAST this time with 9
ChuckWoolery : let's begin, shall we, Holly?
Holly17919 : let's go
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : hello
ChuckWoolery : from the top to the bottom, eh?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Hello Chuck.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : That was my intention.
ChuckWoolery : I see
ChuckWoolery : well, here's your $25,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : The faces of Betsy Ross, Santa Claus and Darth Vader have all been on dispensers for what popular American candy?
ChuckWoolery : M & M's
ChuckWoolery : Life Savers
ChuckWoolery : Good & Plenty
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : PEZ?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Hmmm.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : My GUESS would have to go with Pez, assuming it is referring to the dispensers and not just the wrappers.
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
Holly17919 : I accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it PEZ?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : congratulations, guys
ChuckWoolery : Holly, do you want to continue on for $50,000 or stop here?
Holly17919 : let's continue
ChuckWoolery : k
ChuckWoolery : Buckish
ChuckWoolery : hi
ChuckWoolery : you ready for your $50,000 Question?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : What company is the largest diamond-mining organization in the world?
ChuckWoolery : De Beers
ChuckWoolery : Union Carbine
ChuckWoolery : Anaconda
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : 3M?
Buckish_Dweeb : De Beers?
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject his answer?
Holly17919 : I should probably know this being female and all, but I don't so I'm going to accept his answer.
ChuckWoolery : anyway, let's see if Buckish is correct...
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it De Beers?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's correct
ChuckWoolery : well, do you want to try for $75,000?
Holly17919 : yep
ChuckWoolery : k
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : hello
Darcy10510 : Hi
ChuckWoolery : you ready?
Darcy10510 : Yep
ChuckWoolery : In the Road Runner cartoons, from what company does Wile E. Coyote get his supplies?
ChuckWoolery : Acme
ChuckWoolery : Mojo
ChuckWoolery : Moxy
ChuckWoolery : Blackjack
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Sears?
Darcy10510 : Of all the cartoons questions I could get, I'd have to get one where the characters don't talk. But I do know it's acme.
ChuckWoolery : lmao
ChuckWoolery : well, Holly, you've got the same disadvantage, but do you accept Darcy's answer?
Holly17919 : he would no better than me, hehe, so yes I do.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is it Acme for $75,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job, Darcy
ChuckWoolery : well, want to continue on to the $100,000 Question, Holly?
Holly17919 : of course
ChuckWoolery : gregvard
ChuckWoolery : sup?
gregvard : numuch
ChuckWoolery : right
ChuckWoolery : well, ready for a $100,000 question?
gregvard : certainly
ChuckWoolery : gregvard, can you tell me: where does a croupier work?
ChuckWoolery : In a gambling casino
ChuckWoolery : In a hospital
ChuckWoolery : In a restaurant
ChuckWoolery : In an orchestra
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : In an art museum?
gregvard : well chuck, you know as i do, in a gambling casino
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : do you accept gregvard's answer?
Holly17919 : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it in a gambling casino?
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : just for the record.. I knew that
ChuckWoolery : well, Holly I need to know if you want to continue on to $200,000
ChuckWoolery : but to help you decide
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category of the $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Late Night Television
ChuckWoolery : well?
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
Holly17919 : I would like to go for it
ChuckWoolery : alrighty
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUHH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : you all know what THAT sound is!
ChuckWoolery : it's the Terminator!
ChuckWoolery : ready to select one contestant
ChuckWoolery : let's see who it picks!
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb
ChuckWoolery : you've been chosen
ChuckWoolery : is there someone here you want to challenge?
Buckish_Dweeb : My Automatic Target Selector machine has malfunctioned. So no.
ChuckWoolery : really?
ChuckWoolery : no challenge, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : Nope. Did you expect something else?
ChuckWoolery : yes, I did
ChuckWoolery : oh well
ChuckWoolery : let's continue on
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000...
ChuckWoolery : Which four of the following six performers were regular cast members on "Saturday Night Live"?
ChuckWoolery : John Candy
ChuckWoolery : Bill Crystal
ChuckWoolery : Chris Rock
ChuckWoolery : Jon Lovitz
ChuckWoolery : Robert Downey, Jr.
ChuckWoolery : Michael Richards
ChuckWoolery : now, Holly you get a FREEBIE for getting this far
ChuckWoolery : do you want to use it now or save it?
Holly17919 : I think I want to use it
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : John Candy has been removed
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
ChuckWoolery : an answer?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Jon Lovitz
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : Chris Overrated Rock
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
Darcy10510 : Robert Downey Jr.
ChuckWoolery : and gregvard?
gregvard : i'll say richards
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly, your answers are Jon Lovitz, Chris Rock, Robert Downey, Jr. and Michael Richards
ChuckWoolery : is there ONE answer you'd like to change?
Holly17919 : which one is left?
ChuckWoolery : Billy Crystal
Holly17919 : no, I'll keep them as is
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is Jon Lovitz there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Chris Rock?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSHHH!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's two
ChuckWoolery : Robert Downey, Jr.?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Holly
ChuckWoolery : you've got three now
ChuckWoolery : if you're not sure about gregvard's answer of Michael Richards, you can take $20,000 and stop here
ChuckWoolery : or you can risk it for the $200,000
ChuckWoolery : it's up to you
Holly17919 : I'm going to go for the 200 thousand
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Michael Richards?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry
ChuckWoolery : it was Billy "MAH-Vellous" Crystal
ChuckWoolery : sorry team
ChuckWoolery : no money again this game

GAME #32:
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : here's your new Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : How many years has The Wall Street Journal been published?
ChuckWoolery : answers are in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 114 years
ChuckWoolery : so who's our new Captain?
ChuckWoolery : it's gregvard with 130
ChuckWoolery : first goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : with 97
ChuckWoolery : second is Trap Jaw with 86
ChuckWoolery : third?
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Buckish and Holly
ChuckWoolery : next is Buckish with 45
ChuckWoolery : and finally Holly with 200
ChuckWoolery : good luck everyone
ChuckWoolery : welcome back to the Captain's Chair, gregvard
gregvard : engage
ChuckWoolery : well, Holly
ChuckWoolery : how are you?
Holly17919 : I'm not too bad.
ChuckWoolery : good good
ChuckWoolery : here's your $25,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to Bartlett's Quotations, what "is in the eye of the beholder"?
ChuckWoolery : Destiny
ChuckWoolery : Beauty
ChuckWoolery : Truth
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Sunlight?
Holly17919 : its definitely beauty
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : she seems to know this, gregvard
ChuckWoolery : do you accept?
gregvard : i definitely accept
ChuckWoolery : cool
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000..
ChuckWoolery : is beauty in the eye of the beholder?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job
ChuckWoolery : well, you want to continue, gregvard?
gregvard : absatively
ChuckWoolery : o?k?a?y?
gregvard : ????
ChuckWoolery : Buckish
ChuckWoolery : you ready to win $50,000, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : At least that.
ChuckWoolery : good
ChuckWoolery : A blade, a screwdriver, and a can opener were all items found on the first original what?
ChuckWoolery : Remington Shaver
ChuckWoolery : Victorinox Swiss Army Knife
ChuckWoolery : Coleman Lantern
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Popeil Pocket Fisherman?
Buckish_Dweeb : This sounds like a riddle.
Buckish_Dweeb : I'd think it would be an army knife.
ChuckWoolery : well, gregvard, what do you say?
gregvard : i do accept
ChuckWoolery : excellent
ChuckWoolery : is it Swiss Army Knife for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down, gregvard
ChuckWoolery : you want to go on?
ChuckWoolery : only 6 questions left
gregvard : yup
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : welcome
ChuckWoolery : you ready to try to win $75,000?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : No.
gregvard : d'oh!
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I am ready to win $75,000. There is no try.
ChuckWoolery : do or do not
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Yes Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : well here you are:
ChuckWoolery : According to Irish folklore, Trap Jaw, what would you find at the end of a rainbow?
ChuckWoolery : Fountain of Youth
ChuckWoolery : Pot of Gold
ChuckWoolery : Blarney Stone
ChuckWoolery : Shillelagh
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Banshee?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Unless this is a trick question, it is obviously Pot of Gold.
ChuckWoolery : well, what do you say gregvard?
gregvard : i'm trying to see through the trick question...
gregvard : and... i'll agree
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Pot of Gold?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!
ChuckWoolery : no trick here
ChuckWoolery : well, gregvard, everyone's got $15,000 in their pockets if you wish
ChuckWoolery : however you can risk that for $100,000
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
gregvard : nope, move on
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : welcome
Darcy10510 : Hi
ChuckWoolery : ready for a $100,000 Question, Darcy?
Darcy10510 : Yeah.
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following is the greatest in number?
ChuckWoolery : Keys on a standard piano
ChuckWoolery : Current U.S. senators in congress
ChuckWoolery : Weeks in a year
ChuckWoolery : Super Bowls played
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Spaces on a Las Vegas roulette wheel?
Darcy10510 : I'm not positive Chuck, but I'll guess the piano.
ChuckWoolery : gregvard?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject Darcy's answer?
gregvard : yeah...i'll go piano... there are 88 keys on apiano
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it keys on a piano?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : sorry folks, it was U.S. senators
ChuckWoolery : there are at least two per state, I believe

GAME #33:
ChuckWoolery : In number of feet, how long was Robbie Kneivel's successful motorcycle jump across the Grand Canyon?
ChuckWoolery : all of the answers are in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 228
ChuckWoolery : our new Captain is....
ChuckWoolery : Holly again
ChuckWoolery : with 250
ChuckWoolery : first is
ChuckWoolery : gregvard with 200
ChuckWoolery : second goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw with 330
ChuckWoolery : fourth is...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 338
ChuckWoolery : leaving Darcy with 112
ChuckWoolery : you ready to begin our final climb of the night, Holly?
Holly17919 : yep
ChuckWoolery : do you think this team will make it all the way to the two million dollar question, Holly?
Holly17919 : I'm not sure, its always possible
ChuckWoolery : let's hope
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, welcome to our final game
Darcy10510 : thanks Chuck
ChuckWoolery : how about YOU... do YOU feel you guys'll make it all the way this time?
Darcy10510 : I hope so, or at the verry least, we win something.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's start you off with $25,000, okay?
ChuckWoolery : The ads for which appliance corporation feature a "lonely repairman"?
ChuckWoolery : Hamilton Beach
ChuckWoolery : Kenmore
ChuckWoolery : Amana
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Maytag?
Darcy10510 : It's Maytag.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Holly do you accept Darcy's answer?
Holly17919 : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000... is it Maytag?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Holly
ChuckWoolery : one question down, seven to go
ChuckWoolery : would you like to try for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : Buckish welcome to the finale game
ChuckWoolery : ready for your $50,000 Question?
Buckish_Dweeb : Not yet.
Buckish_Dweeb : Yes, I'm ready.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : What extravaganza bills itself as "The Greatest Show on Earth"?
ChuckWoolery : Monday Night Football
ChuckWoolery : Ringling Brothers / Barnum & Baily Circus
ChuckWoolery : The Jerry Springer Show
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Cats?
Buckish_Dweeb : Football is the Greatest Show on Turf. I'll take the Circus.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : do you agree with Buckish, Holly?
Holly17919 : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : so?
ChuckWoolery : is it the Circus for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down, six to go, Holly
ChuckWoolery : you feel the need for GREED!?
Holly17919 : I do feel the need
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : do you feel you have what it takes to make it to $2 Million?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I know I do. Don't know about anyone else.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : then I trust you'll get this $75,000 Question correct
ChuckWoolery : in a similar vein as the last question:
ChuckWoolery : According to Reuter's, what musical was the most successful show of the last century with the box office receipts of over $3 billion?
ChuckWoolery : A Chorus Line
ChuckWoolery : Hair
ChuckWoolery : West Side Story
ChuckWoolery : Grease
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Phantom of the Opera?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Figures. I do not go to musicals, nor do I have the urge to do so.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Hmmmm.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'm having a tossup between WSS and PotO, though either of those could be wrong as well.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'll take West Side Story.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly, hopefully you know something about musicals
ChuckWoolery : what do you want to do?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject Trap Jaw's answer?
Holly17919 : What were the choices again?
ChuckWoolery : A Chorus Line
ChuckWoolery : Hair
ChuckWoolery : West Side Story
ChuckWoolery : Grease
ChuckWoolery : or Phantom of the Opera
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw chose West Side Story
Holly17919 : I'm going to reject his answer
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : what do you want to change it to?
Holly17919 : Phantom
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : feel confident Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : No. Opera seems too new.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : But, it was popular.
ChuckWoolery : okay
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : So was WSS of course.
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Phantom of the Opera?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good save holly!
ChuckWoolery : wow
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, that SHOWs me.
ChuckWoolery : anyway, Holly... what do you want to do
ChuckWoolery : you're five questions away from two million
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for $100,000?
Holly17919 : yes
ChuckWoolery : gregvard
ChuckWoolery : this is our final game today... do YOU think you can all make it to the $2 M?
gregvard : no, but let's try it anyway
ChuckWoolery : good
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : Which car company has produced such models as the Corniche, Silver Shadow, and Silver Spur?
ChuckWoolery : Cadillac
ChuckWoolery : Jaguar
ChuckWoolery : Rolls-Royce
ChuckWoolery : Ferrari
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Honda?
ChuckWoolery : can I hear your answer, gregvard?
gregvard : yes, i'm thinking...
gregvard : i'm thinking...
gregvard : cadillac
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that answer?
Holly17919 : I don't really have any idea too be honest, I don't really drive much, they won't let me for some reason, so I'm going to go with that.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Cadillac?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : nope it was Rolls-Royce
Holly17919 : sorry guys, I'm just having no luck tonight as captain
ChuckWoolery : well, we gave away a total of $50,000 tonight
ChuckWoolery : that's not bad, I guess

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