GREED ONLINE

Episode 4

(Friday, September 27th, 2002)

GAME #18:
ChuckWoolery : From Cyberspace...
ChuckWoolery : it's the biggest gameshow in internet history...
ChuckWoolery : where one person...
ChuckWoolery : in one night...
ChuckWoolery : could walk away with TWO MILLION DOLLARS!
ChuckWoolery : Ladies and Gentlmen...
ChuckWoolery : GREED!
ChuckWoolery : okay, we'll begin with our first Qualifying Question, if everyone's ready
ChuckWoolery : here's your Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : and it's quite interesting
ChuckWoolery : How many calories an hour does banging your head against a wall burn?
ChuckWoolery : the closest player will make our captain
Buckish_Dweeb : hmm, I bet the medicine you take for the resulting headache raises your metabolism and thus burns more calories.
ChuckWoolery : good point
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : all the answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : let's see who was the closest
ChuckWoolery : and our first Captian of the night
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is:
ChuckWoolery : 150
ChuckWoolery : it looks like our Captain will be the fan favorite Darcy! with an answer of 112
ChuckWoolery : congratulations, Darcy
Henri1956 : lsorry Darcy
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's next...
ChuckWoolery : it's EmAndX with 235
ChuckWoolery : the second position goes to Holly with 10
ChuckWoolery : that leaves Buckish Dweeb and Henri in the last positions
ChuckWoolery : who was closer?
ChuckWoolery : it's Henri with 320... followed by Buckish with 420
ChuckWoolery : there's our new team
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy you'll be leading this team up the Tower of Greed
ChuckWoolery : remember that you can stop after any correct answer and take the money
ChuckWoolery : you can also reject any answer provided by your teammates
ChuckWoolery : are you ready to begin your climb?
Darcy10510 : Yeah, what the hell.
ChuckWoolery : Buckish
ChuckWoolery : how are you today?
Buckish_Dweeb : ok
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : we'll get you started off with a $25,000 Question, then maybe you'll become better than ok
ChuckWoolery : here it is:
ChuckWoolery : According to their slogan, what company "brings good things to life"?
ChuckWoolery : General Electric
ChuckWoolery : General Mills
ChuckWoolery : General Motors
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : General Dynamics?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll take General.
ChuckWoolery : I need a complete answer, Buckish
Buckish_Dweeb : I think it's either Electric or Motors, but I am admittedly being a dunce right now.
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll go with Electric and assume Darcy knows it.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : DO you know it?
ChuckWoolery : you can reject his answer if you want
Darcy10510 : Yes, he's right, it's electric.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it General Electric?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is
ChuckWoolery : good job team
ChuckWoolery : now you've got to decide if you want to stop here or continue on for $50,000, Darcy
Darcy10510 : Let's go on.
ChuckWoolery : alrigh
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : how are you doing today?
Henri1956 : I'm great!
ChuckWoolery : wonderful!
ChuckWoolery : here's your $50,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : According to Jell-O, which of the following flavors of pudding is most popular?
ChuckWoolery : Banana
ChuckWoolery : Butterscotch
ChuckWoolery : Mocha
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Chocolate?
Henri1956 : I guess I'll say chocolate..and no I don't bathe in it
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : do you eat Jell-O pudding?
Darcy10510 : On occasion.
ChuckWoolery : do you eat CHOCOLATE Jell-O pudding?
Darcy10510 : sometimes.
ChuckWoolery : do you accept Henri's answer?
Darcy10510 : Yes.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is chocolate the correct answer... for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy, everyone's got $10,000 now
ChuckWoolery : do you want to stop here?
ChuckWoolery : or do you feel the need for greed?
Darcy10510 : I feel the need for greed.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly, welcome back to the show!
Holly17919 : thanks
ChuckWoolery : here's your $75,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : If you go into the store to purchase "Mother Jones," what are you buying?
ChuckWoolery : Baby formula
ChuckWoolery : Inexpensive wine
ChuckWoolery : An organic pear
ChuckWoolery : A counterculture magazine
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Frozen pie
Holly17919 : I'm not really sure, but I'm going to guess baby formula
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, do you accept or reject that answer?
Darcy10510 : I hope she's right, because I have no idea. I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it baby formula?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!!
ChuckWoolery : no, I'm sorry
ChuckWoolery : it's a counterculture magazine!

GAME #19:
ChuckWoolery : okay everyone ready to begin?
ChuckWoolery : here's the new Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to the Federal Express, how many airplanes do they have in their worldwide fleet?
ChuckWoolery : okay!
ChuckWoolery : answers are in... finally
ChuckWoolery : let's check out the correct answer...
ChuckWoolery : it's 643
ChuckWoolery : so who's closest?
ChuckWoolery : it's Captain Darcy again with 877!
Holly17919 : lol
Henri1956 : sorry Darcy
Darcy10510 : for the love of god!
ChuckWoolery : lmao
Henri1956 : love of knowledge(trivial) Darcy
ChuckWoolery : first position goes to:
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw with 367
ChuckWoolery : second is Henri with 320
ChuckWoolery : third is Buckish Dweeb with 248
ChuckWoolery : and so the fourth position goes to Holly with 200
ChuckWoolery : welcome back, Captain Darcy
Darcy10510 : Thanks, I guess.
ChuckWoolery : you ready to begin yet another climb?
Darcy10510 : Yep.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Holly
ChuckWoolery : hello again
Holly17919 : hi
ChuckWoolery : whatcha gonna do if you win the $2,000,000?
Holly17919 : Take a trip
ChuckWoolery : where to?
Holly17919 : Lots of places
ChuckWoolery : I guess so!
ChuckWoolery : alright we'll get you started, then
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000:
ChuckWoolery : When people use the treatment called Rogaine, what are they trying to do?
ChuckWoolery : Lose weight
ChuckWoolery : Go to sleep
ChuckWoolery : Grow hair
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Stop smoking?
Holly17919 : grow hair.. I think
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy? accept or reject that?
Darcy10510 : Well, for years and years, no one knew the answer to this one. But, yes it is grow hair. So I accept.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is he right? for $25,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy
ChuckWoolery : one down, seven to go!
ChuckWoolery : do you want to keep the money or move on?
Darcy10510 : move on.
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb!
ChuckWoolery : do you think you can handle a $50,000 Question?
Buckish_Dweeb : sure
ChuckWoolery : okay here's one for you:
ChuckWoolery : Which animal is the only one that can't jump?
ChuckWoolery : Turtle
ChuckWoolery : Elephant
ChuckWoolery : Snake
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Iguana?
Buckish_Dweeb : hmm
Buckish_Dweeb : either turtle or elephant... I know the whole mice thing is a myth. I'll say turtle though.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject turtle?
Darcy10510 : I don't know, so I'll go with his answer and hope it's right.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for
ChuckWoolery : $50,000:
ChuckWoolery : is it turtle?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : no
ChuckWoolery : it was elephant!
ChuckWoolery : I'm so sorry, team

GAME #20:
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's begin with our new Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to a Harris poll, what percentage of American adults believe in ghosts?
ChuckWoolery : the closest person will be our (hopefully new) captain
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : all the answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 35%
ChuckWoolery : now, let's see who our new Captain is
ChuckWoolery : OH!
ChuckWoolery : and it IS a new Captain!
Darcy10510 : Yes!
ChuckWoolery : it's Henri, with 46%
Henri1956 : shit
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : who's next?
ChuckWoolery : it's Darcy with 22%
ChuckWoolery : (close one Darcy)
ChuckWoolery : the second player position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Holly with 50%
ChuckWoolery : third is...
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw with 52
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Buckish Dweeb and Vampyra
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish with 65%
ChuckWoolery : okay here's our team for Greed!
ChuckWoolery : Henri, WELCOME!
Henri1956 : thanks
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : after playing 14 some games, you're finally the Captain, Henri
ChuckWoolery : how does that feel?
Henri1956 : ok don't rub it in!
ChuckWoolery : I'm not!
Henri1956 : feels squishy and gooey
ChuckWoolery : that's what I figured
ChuckWoolery : let's see if you have what it takes to take this team all the way up the Tower of Greed to $2,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : we begin with you, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, what will you do if you win $2,000,000 tonight?
Buckish_Dweeb : I won't do anything until I know who's playing.
Buckish_Dweeb : ok, ask me the question Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following bands are NOT from Ireland?
ChuckWoolery : The Cranberries
ChuckWoolery : U2
ChuckWoolery : Oasis
ChuckWoolery : B*Witched
ChuckWoolery : ?
Buckish_Dweeb : I don't even know who B*Witched are, so I'll say them.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : you're Captain
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that answer?
Henri1956 : Oasis is from Engalnd so reject
Henri1956 : England
Henri1956 : I mean Oasis
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000:
ChuckWoolery : is it Oasis?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's correct!
ChuckWoolery : good save, Henri
ChuckWoolery : you should be Captain more often!
Henri1956 : yeah...whatever
ChuckWoolery : well...
ChuckWoolery : now you've got a decision to make
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $5000 apiece
Henri1956 : go dammit, go!
ChuckWoolery : do you want to keep that money?
ChuckWoolery : OKAY!
ChuckWoolery : she's continuing on!
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw!
ChuckWoolery : how are ya?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : fine
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : good
ChuckWoolery : ready for a $50,000 Question?
ChuckWoolery : I guess so
ChuckWoolery : here it is:
ChuckWoolery : If you own Glory the Bear, Roary the Lion, and Smoochie the Frog, what are you collecting?
ChuckWoolery : Little Mermaid action figures
ChuckWoolery : Beanie Babies
ChuckWoolery : Sesame Street Muppets
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Furbies?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Hmmm. EASY! Beanie Babies.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Henri, he thinks it's "EASY!"
ChuckWoolery : do you agree?
Henri1956 : yeah, I agree
ChuckWoolery : is it Beanie babies?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is Beanie Babies the correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is!
ChuckWoolery : good job AGAIN, Henri!
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : do you still feel the need for greed?
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for $75,000?
Henri1956 : I do, yes (and food)
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Holly
ChuckWoolery : you still with us?
Holly17919 : yes... I'm still here
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : here is your $75,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to a 1999 Gallup poll, what form of legalized gambling do the highest percentage of Americans participate in?
ChuckWoolery : Buying lottery tickets
ChuckWoolery : Betting in office pools
ChuckWoolery : Casino gambling
ChuckWoolery : Playing Bingo for money
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Betting on a dog race?
Holly17919 : Lottery
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Henri?
Henri1956 : yeah I'd say that
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it lottery tickets, for $75,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes!
ChuckWoolery : only five more questions to go, Henri!
ChuckWoolery : think you can make it?
Henri1956 : I hope its painless
ChuckWoolery : do you want to risk everyone's $15,000 and try for $100,000?
Henri1956 : sure
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : or should I say CAPTAIN Darcy
Darcy10510 : Hi
ChuckWoolery : you excited to get an actual question?
Darcy10510 : Yeah, it so rarely happens.
ChuckWoolery : I know
ChuckWoolery : you're just too smart to be a regular old player
ChuckWoolery : well, let's see if you're smart enough to win everyone $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, what is the profession of Yo-Yo Ma?
ChuckWoolery : Rapper
ChuckWoolery : Cellist
ChuckWoolery : Chef
ChuckWoolery : Martial artist
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Gymnast?
Darcy10510 : cellist
ChuckWoolery : he seemed pretty quick with his answer, Henri
Henri1956 : yes he's right
ChuckWoolery : do you accept it?
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000!
ChuckWoolery : is it cellist?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : WOW, HENRI!
ChuckWoolery : you're FLYING through these questions!
ChuckWoolery : you're already HALFWAY to the $2,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : at this point the questions get a little harder
Henri1956 : oh yeah
ChuckWoolery : each question has four correct answers and you'll be relying on your teammates to provide those answers
ChuckWoolery : I need to know if you want to continue on....
ChuckWoolery : but first...
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category of the $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : it's Comic Strips
Henri1956 : oh boy
ChuckWoolery : do you want to risk your $100,000?
Henri1956 : well its my first time at Captain so I might as well go for it..who knows when it will happen again
ChuckWoolery : alright!
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's the sound of the Terminator!
ChuckWoolery : it gives one player the chance to steal another players piece of the money by challenging them to a one question showdown!
ChuckWoolery : and to sweeten the pot, I'll give the challenger $10,000 win or lose just to play
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate the Terminator NOW!
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : HENRI!
ChuckWoolery : the Terminator has chosen you!
Henri1956 : what!!!!
ChuckWoolery : is there someone you want to challenge for $10,000 and all their money?
Henri1956 : no I don't want to!(I'm whining)
ChuckWoolery : so you're declining the $10,000?
Henri1956 : yes
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : in that case...
ChuckWoolery : HERE is your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which four of the following six characters appear in the comic strip Peanuts?
ChuckWoolery : Franklin
ChuckWoolery : Pig Pen
ChuckWoolery : Zonker
ChuckWoolery : Peppermint Patty
ChuckWoolery : Woodstock
ChuckWoolery : Milhouse
ChuckWoolery : alright, Henri because you're reached this point you've earned a FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : you can use it to remove one incorrect anwer from any question between now and the $2,000,000
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now or save it?
Henri1956 : no we'll save it
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, could I have an answer, please
Buckish_Dweeb : Patty
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
ChuckWoolery : you there?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Woodstock
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
Holly17919 : he took my answer... what's left?
ChuckWoolery : Franklin, Pig Pen, Zonker or Milhouse
Holly17919 : pigpen
ChuckWoolery : and Darcy?
Darcy10510 : definitely Franklin.
ChuckWoolery : alright Henri
ChuckWoolery : as Captain you are allowed to change any answer if you like
Henri1956 : sounds good
ChuckWoolery : would you like to do so? or keep them as they are?
Henri1956 : keep
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see, then
ChuckWoolery : is Franklin a correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Pig Pen?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's two!
ChuckWoolery : is Peppermint Patty there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Henri
ChuckWoolery : now I hate to do this
ChuckWoolery : but I'm not sure how confident you are about Woodstock
Henri1956 : very
ChuckWoolery : so I'm prepared to offer you $20,000 to distribute among your teammates if you dont' want to risk it
Henri1956 : very confident!
ChuckWoolery : I'd hate to see you go home with nothing!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Woodstock?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : whew!
ChuckWoolery : this is exciting!
ChuckWoolery : Henri
Henri1956 : yes?
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $40,000 now
Henri1956 : cool
ChuckWoolery : do you want to continue on for $500,000?
Henri1956 : sure
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category first
ChuckWoolery : just to help you decide
Henri1956 : oh..sorry
ChuckWoolery : the category is:
ChuckWoolery : Frozen Food
ChuckWoolery : so?
ChuckWoolery : you still want to continue?
Henri1956 : ugh!
ChuckWoolery : three questions stand between you and $2,000,000
Henri1956 : yeah..Iguess...but it better not be about frozen toppings!
ChuckWoolery : lmao
Holly17919 : lol
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!
ChuckWoolery : uh oh!
Henri1956 : jeez
ChuckWoolery : it's the Terminator again!
ChuckWoolery : let's see who it chooses THIS time
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish Dweeb!
ChuckWoolery : would you like to challenge someone here for their money?
ChuckWoolery : remember, I'll give you $10,000 win or lose
Buckish_Dweeb : Well, I hate to throw off the continuity here, but yes.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : who will it be?
Buckish_Dweeb : It's always about power, Chuck. I choose....
Henri1956 : its me isn't it?
Buckish_Dweeb : Henri!!!
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : it looks like you're playing the Terminator ANYWAY!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : are you two ready>?
Buckish_Dweeb : hahaha
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
Henri1956 : yes
Buckish_Dweeb : except!
ChuckWoolery : Here's your $10,000 Buckish
ChuckWoolery : enjoy
Buckish_Dweeb : what happens if no one answers???
ChuckWoolery : just answer the damn question!
Buckish_Dweeb : okay...
ChuckWoolery : the loser here will be out of the game
ChuckWoolery : ready?
ChuckWoolery : here we go:
ChuckWoolery : In 1997, who became the youngest golfer to win the Masters?
Buckish_Dweeb : tiger woods
Henri1956 : tiger woods
ChuckWoolery : sorry, Henri, he got you!
Henri1956 : shit
ChuckWoolery : you've been dethroned
Henri1956 : oh well
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, welcome back to the Captain's chair
Buckish_Dweeb : thanks
ChuckWoolery : and HERE is your $500,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to Bird's Eye, what are their top four selling frozen vegetables of the past year?
ChuckWoolery : Baby carrots
ChuckWoolery : Chopped Spinach
ChuckWoolery : Whole Kernel Corn
ChuckWoolery : Cauliflower
ChuckWoolery : Mixed vegetables
ChuckWoolery : Squash
ChuckWoolery : Green Peas
ChuckWoolery : okay, Buckish, your team still has that FREEBIE because Henri didn't need it
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now or save it?
Buckish_Dweeb : what the hell, let's use it.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : let's take away one wrong answer
ChuckWoolery : Baby Carrots has been eliminated
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, could I have an answer, please?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Corn
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
Holly17919 : mixed vegetables
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
Darcy10510 : What's left?
ChuckWoolery : Chopped Spinach, Cauliflower, Squash and Green Peas
Darcy10510 : cauliflower
ChuckWoolery : and the last answer, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : Peas.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Buckish as Captain you are allowed to change ONE answer there if you like
ChuckWoolery : would you like to do so?
Buckish_Dweeb : Well, I'm stuck between spinach and cauliflower...
ChuckWoolery : hmm
ChuckWoolery : well, you need to make a decision
Buckish_Dweeb : But since Darcy chose cauliflower, I will stick with that. Therefore, it will be his fault if we lose.
ChuckWoolery : uh... that's not exactly true, actually
ChuckWoolery : he's just the player
ChuckWoolery : YOU'RE the CAPTAIN
ChuckWoolery : you're responsible for the whole team
Buckish_Dweeb : Yes, but he will still feel guilty.
ChuckWoolery : didn't you read the contract when you assassinated Henri?
Buckish_Dweeb : Nonetheless, let's keep what we have.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see
ChuckWoolery : is Whole Kernel Corn there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : one down
ChuckWoolery : how about Green Peas?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : and Mixed Vegetables?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's THREE!
ChuckWoolery : now
ChuckWoolery : Buckish
ChuckWoolery : you've got a choice here
ChuckWoolery : I'd HATE to see you go home empty handed, if you're wrong
ChuckWoolery : so I'm gonna offer you $50,000
ChuckWoolery : to stop here
ChuckWoolery : but if you feel confident with Cauliflower, you can try for the $500,000
ChuckWoolery : it's up to you
Buckish_Dweeb : ha! peanuts. let's go for it all
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
ChuckWoolery : is it Cauliflower?
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry
Buckish_Dweeb : that's a shame
ChuckWoolery : it WAS Chopped Spinach!
Darcy10510 : really?
ChuckWoolery : you should've stuck with YOU'RE answer, Buckish
Buckish_Dweeb : Do you change these answers at the last second just to piss us off?
Henri1956 : lol
ChuckWoolery : no one gets any money, except for Buckish's $10,000
Holly17919 : who likes spnach anyway?

GAME #21:
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is everyone ready for another Qualifying Question?
ChuckWoolery : here we go:
ChuckWoolery : How many of the last 3500 years have seen peace throughout the civilized world?
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : all answers are locked
ChuckWoolery : the closest five will make up our team
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 230 years!
Henri1956 : wow
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's the closest and our new Captain:
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish Dweeb again with 300
ChuckWoolery : first position goes to....
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 312
ChuckWoolery : Henri is in the second position with 90
ChuckWoolery : oh!
ChuckWoolery : it's a tie for the next spot!
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard and Trap Jaw with 400
ChuckWoolery : so..
ChuckWoolery : who rang in first?
ChuckWoolery : it was Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard, you'll be fourth
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, you ready to begin your climb?
ChuckWoolery : only EIGHT questions, remember
ChuckWoolery : you can do it
ChuckWoolery : I know you can
Buckish_Dweeb : No, because I keep losing at the $500,000 question
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : good point
ChuckWoolery : oh well
ChuckWoolery : maybe you should stop there, then
ChuckWoolery : or take the bribe
Buckish_Dweeb : maybe...
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard
ChuckWoolery : WELCOME!
gregvard : hi
ChuckWoolery : you ready?
ChuckWoolery : you excited?
gregvard : i'm tired
ChuckWoolery : you're tired?
ChuckWoolery : how come?
gregvard : i worked
ChuckWoolery : oh right
ChuckWoolery : well...
ChuckWoolery : GET OVER IT!
gregvard : zzzzzzzz
ChuckWoolery : looks like you may be on your own Buckish
ChuckWoolery : anyway
ChuckWoolery : here's the $25,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : In ESPN's X Games, what is the letter X an abbreviation for?
ChuckWoolery : Exhilarating
ChuckWoolery : Excellent
ChuckWoolery : Extreme
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Experience?
gregvard : extreme, Chuck
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : Xtreme.
ChuckWoolery : you agree with him?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : so, is it Extreme, for $25,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : one down, seven to go, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue on for $50,000 and double everyone's money?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : welcome
ChuckWoolery : here's your $50,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following is a regular character on Sesame Street?
ChuckWoolery : Baby Bop
ChuckWoolery : Mr. Green Jeans
ChuckWoolery : King Friday
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Snuffle-upagus?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Oh Snuffy!
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, you accep Trap's answer?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll have to take Double B... that's Big Bird, not Baby Bop. And Snuffle-upagus, of course.
Buckish_Dweeb : I accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it Snuffle-upagus, for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : two down, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : you feel as though you can make it all the way, this time?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes.
ChuckWoolery : you want to try for $75,000, then?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes.
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : Good Yontiff
Henri1956 : yom tov!
ChuckWoolery : uh...
ChuckWoolery : whatever
ChuckWoolery : anyway
ChuckWoolery : here's your $75,000 Question:
Henri1956 : (good day in hebrew)
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following is NOT a main character on the television show "Friends"?
ChuckWoolery : Rachel
ChuckWoolery : Burke
ChuckWoolery : Chandler
ChuckWoolery : Ross
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Phoebe?
Henri1956 : Burke
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
Buckish_Dweeb : It ain't Delta. I accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : five more, Buckish
Buckish_Dweeb : only 5? easy.
ChuckWoolery : you want to risk it for $100,000?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, how ya doin'?
Darcy10510 : OK, I guess. Lol, I was actually starting to dose off.
ChuckWoolery : seriously?
ChuckWoolery : are we THAT boring?
Darcy10510 : lol, no, I'm just a bit tired. I'm awake now though.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : I hope so
ChuckWoolery : here's your $100,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following it NOT a Woody Allen movie?
ChuckWoolery : Crimes and Misdemeanors
ChuckWoolery : Zelig
ChuckWoolery : Hannah and Her Sisters
ChuckWoolery : Diner
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Broadway Danny Rose?
Darcy10510 : I haven't the slightest idea. I'll guess zellig.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, what do you think?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject Zelig?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Zelig?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry
ChuckWoolery : it was Diner
ChuckWoolery : too bad
ChuckWoolery : no money this time

GAME #22:
ChuckWoolery : everyone ready?
ChuckWoolery : here's the new Qualifying Question
ChuckWoolery : good luck
ChuckWoolery : What was the average annual family income in the United States in 1915?
ChuckWoolery : alright all answers are in
ChuckWoolery : let's check out the correct answer:
ChuckWoolery : it's $687
ChuckWoolery : amazing, eh?
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : let's see...
ChuckWoolery : who's our Captain this time
ChuckWoolery : oooh
ChuckWoolery : a familiar face
ChuckWoolery : it's DARCY with 728!
Darcy10510 : Man.
ChuckWoolery : second is...
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard with 600
ChuckWoolery : next?
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 800
ChuckWoolery : two spots left
ChuckWoolery : next is... Henri with 550
ChuckWoolery : okay, it's down to Holly, Trap Jaw and Vampyra
ChuckWoolery : who'll be playing for $2,000,000?
ChuckWoolery : it's Trap Jaw with 500!
ChuckWoolery : sorry girls (again!)
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, welcome back... let's begin your climb, shall we?
Darcy10510 : ok
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : let's begin with you
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000:
ChuckWoolery : In the world of pop music, who hangs out with "The Blowfish"?
ChuckWoolery : Hootie
ChuckWoolery : Howdy
ChuckWoolery : Hattie
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Frank?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Hootie
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : you accept or reject?
Darcy10510 : accept
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Hootie and the Blowfish?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : congrats!
ChuckWoolery : I thought it was Frank and the Blowfish, personally
ChuckWoolery : good thing I'M not playing
Buckish_Dweeb : you really thought that? moron!
ChuckWoolery : so darcy
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue your climb
Darcy10510 : yes
ChuckWoolery : or stay content with $5000 each
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : G'day
Henri1956 : yom tov
ChuckWoolery : here's your $50,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : What advertising icon constantly reminds customers, "Please don't squeeze the Charmin"?
ChuckWoolery : Mr. Whipple
ChuckWoolery : Mr. Clean
ChuckWoolery : Mr. T
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Mr. Peepers?
Henri1956 : whipple, whipple it good!
ChuckWoolery : I will!
ChuckWoolery : will YOU darcy?
Darcy10510 : accept
ChuckWoolery : is it Mr. Whipple?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : six more questions Darcy...
ChuckWoolery : you want to try for the $75,000?
ChuckWoolery : well?
ChuckWoolery : did you doze off again?
Darcy10510 : we'll go on.
Buckish_Dweeb : DARCY! DARCY!! WAKE UP DARCY!!!
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Buckish welcome back to the show
Buckish_Dweeb : Salve, amicus.
ChuckWoolery : bless you
ChuckWoolery : here's your $75,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : The American Shorthair, Scottish Fold and Egyptian Mau are three types of what?
ChuckWoolery : Trees
ChuckWoolery : Overcoats
ChuckWoolery : Cats
ChuckWoolery : Snakes
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Orchids?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll take cats.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : do YOU take cats, Darcy
Darcy10510 : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it cats for $75,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy
ChuckWoolery : you still feel the need for greed?
ChuckWoolery : you want to try for $100,000?
Darcy10510 : I feel the need.
ChuckWoolery : alright, then
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard, welcome
ChuckWoolery : you look nice, today
gregvard : i'm naked, chuck
ChuckWoolery : I know
Henri1956 : lol
ChuckWoolery : well, let's see if you can get $100,000 to buy some clothes... you know, just in case
ChuckWoolery : Which popular tourist destination is home to theaters named after Wayne Newton, Mel Tillis, and Andy Williams?
ChuckWoolery : Orlando, Florida
ChuckWoolery : Nashville, Tennessee
ChuckWoolery : Branson, Missouri
ChuckWoolery : Las Vegas, Nevada
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Austin, Texas?
gregvard : dunka shane, chuck
gregvard : las vegas
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject Gregvard's answer?
Darcy10510 : accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it Las Vegas? for $100,000?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : no
ChuckWoolery : terribly sorry
ChuckWoolery : it's Branson, Missouri

GAME #23:
ChuckWoolery : here's your Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to a poll published by U.S.A. Today, what percentage of newlywed men say they fell in love at first sight?
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : all the answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : let's check out the CORRECT answer:
ChuckWoolery : it's 86%!
ChuckWoolery : so...
ChuckWoolery : who's our new Captain?
ChuckWoolery : it's Henri again with 82%
Henri1956 : shit
gregvard : shit
ChuckWoolery : first position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard with 75%
ChuckWoolery : next is...
ChuckWoolery : Mushdog with 44%
ChuckWoolery : two spots left
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw... 42%
ChuckWoolery : so it's down to Braincell, Buckish Dweeb and Holly
ChuckWoolery : who will it be?
ChuckWoolery : it's Holly with 35%
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : everyone ready?
ChuckWoolery : Henri?
Mushdawg3 : yep
ChuckWoolery : how you feelin' Henri?
Henri1956 : good
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's get started, then shall we, Holly?
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following is a work written by William Shakespeare?
ChuckWoolery : Shakespeare in Love
ChuckWoolery : A Tale of Two Cities
ChuckWoolery : Of Mice and Men
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : The Merchant of Venice?
Holly17919 : the merchant of venace
ChuckWoolery : well, Henri?
Holly17919 : ... or however its spelled
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that answer?
Henri1956 : accept
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is it Merchant of Venice, for $25,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : congrats, team
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : you want to stop here or continue for $50,000?
Henri1956 : continue
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, greetings!
ChuckWoolery : here's your $50,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : What is former U.S. President Bill Clinton's middle name?
ChuckWoolery : Washington
ChuckWoolery : Jefferson
ChuckWoolery : Lincoln
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : McMillan
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Hmmm. I can't even remember this.
ChuckWoolery : hazard a guess?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'm tossing around the first two for some reason.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I'll guess Washington.
ChuckWoolery : well, hopefully your Captain will back you up?
ChuckWoolery : well, Captain Henri?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Yes, hopefully.
ChuckWoolery : do you accept Washington?
Henri1956 : Jefferson
ChuckWoolery : you're changing it?
Henri1956 : yes
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : is it Jefferson, for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is!
ChuckWoolery : ANOTHER nice save, Henri!
ChuckWoolery : so?
Henri1956 : keep going
ChuckWoolery : do you want to risk your money?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000!
ChuckWoolery : Mushdog!
ChuckWoolery : how are you?
ChuckWoolery : welcome to the show
Mushdawg3 : fine
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : are you ready for your $75,000 Question?
Mushdawg3 : yeap
ChuckWoolery : In terms of number of rooms, which city is home to the ten largest hotels in the United States?
ChuckWoolery : New York
ChuckWoolery : Los Angeles
ChuckWoolery : San Francisco
ChuckWoolery : Las Vegas
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Chicago?
Mushdawg3 : Las Vegas
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that answer?
Henri1956 : yeah sounds logical
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see, then
ChuckWoolery : we didn't have too much luck with Vegas LAST time....
ChuckWoolery : but is it Vegas THIS time?
Henri1956 : uh oh
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes!
Henri1956 : whew!
ChuckWoolery : good job
ChuckWoolery : you've got five questions to go if you want the $2,000,000 Henri
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue on for $100,000?
Henri1956 : why not?
ChuckWoolery : okie dokie
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard hello
gregvard : como estas?
ChuckWoolery : no thanks, I already ate
gregvard : fine, i'll eat it
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard, in the world of computers, when you download an MP3 file, you are most likely receiving what?
ChuckWoolery : Classified information
ChuckWoolery : Pictures
ChuckWoolery : Chat software
ChuckWoolery : Music
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Video Games?
gregvard : muzak, chuckly.
ChuckWoolery : Henri
Henri1956 : yep
ChuckWoolery : you accept or reject his answer
Henri1956 : accept
ChuckWoolery : k
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000!
ChuckWoolery : is it music?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job, Henri
ChuckWoolery : you've made it this far, AGAIN!
ChuckWoolery : only four questions left!
Braincell11 : the crowd goes wild
ChuckWoolery : remember at this point they get a little harder
ChuckWoolery : four correct answers for each question
ChuckWoolery : I need to know if you want to continue on or stop here
ChuckWoolery : but ...
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category of the $200,000 Question to help you out:
ChuckWoolery : it's The Fifty States
ChuckWoolery : so?
Henri1956 : jeez
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue on?
Henri1956 : thinking
ChuckWoolery : or you can stop and everyone will have $20,000
ChuckWoolery : it's up to you
Henri1956 : I...guess...I hate American Geography
Henri1956 : We'll move on
ChuckWoolery : alright!
ChuckWoolery : brave Captain!
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's the Terminator!
ChuckWoolery : it'll give one person the chance to take another player's fifth of the money
ChuckWoolery : the loser of the one question showdown is out of the game
ChuckWoolery : but to sweeten the pot, I'll give the challenger $10,000 win or lose just for taking the challenge
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate the Terminator NOW!
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : TRAP JAW!
ChuckWoolery : you've been chosen!
ChuckWoolery : would you like to challenge someone here for his or her money?
ChuckWoolery : it's a guaranteed $10,000 in your pocket if you do
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Sure, why not.
ChuckWoolery : who would you like to challenge?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Who are the contestants again Chuck?
ChuckWoolery : Henri, Gregvard, Mushdawg and Holly
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I will go with Holly this time.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly!
ChuckWoolery : you've been challenged
ChuckWoolery : let's go
ChuckWoolery : here's your $10,000 Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : good luck, you two
ChuckWoolery : remember, the loser is out of the game and goes home with nothing
ChuckWoolery : unless it's you Trap Jaw, you have your $10,000
ChuckWoolery : What type of animal is the Toys R Us mascot Jeffrey?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : girrafe
ChuckWoolery : sorry, Holly, he got you
ChuckWoolery : you can try again later
ChuckWoolery : okay
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I know I spelled it wrong, but I had to be quick
ChuckWoolery : spelling doesn't count anyway
ChuckWoolery : alright, team
ChuckWoolery : Henri?
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard?
ChuckWoolery : Mushdawg?
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
ChuckWoolery : here is your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : What were the last four states to become part of the United States of America?
ChuckWoolery : Alaska
ChuckWoolery : Arizona
ChuckWoolery : Florida
ChuckWoolery : Hawaii
ChuckWoolery : New Mexico
ChuckWoolery : Colorado
ChuckWoolery : okay, Henri, I'll give you your FREEBIE for reaching this far
ChuckWoolery : remember you can use it at any point from here on out to eliminate one wrong answer
Henri1956 : okay
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now?
ChuckWoolery : or save it?
Henri1956 : use it
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Colorado has been eliminated
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, give me answer
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Alaska
ChuckWoolery : Mushdawg? an answer please
Mushdawg3 : hawaii
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard?
gregvard : new mexico?
ChuckWoolery : and Henri?
ChuckWoolery : the last answer, please?
Henri1956 : thinking
Henri1956 : arizona
Henri1956 : it used to be a part of Mexico
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : those are your four answers
ChuckWoolery : but they're not locked in yet
ChuckWoolery : as Captain you can change one answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : would you like to do that now?
Henri1956 : no I think we'll keep them
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see, then
ChuckWoolery : is Hawaii a correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : one down
ChuckWoolery : how about Alaska?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's two
ChuckWoolery : is Arizona there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : it's down to New Mexico
ChuckWoolery : how confident do you feel
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you $20,000 to stop right now
Henri1956 : not very
ChuckWoolery : you can distribute it amonst your teammembers
ChuckWoolery : then you won't go home with nothing if it's wrong
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
Henri1956 : I'll take the chance...I think
ChuckWoolery : you think?
Henri1956 : umm yeah
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's check it out!!!!
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000!
ChuckWoolery : is it New Mexico?
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yay!
ChuckWoolery : you did it!
Henri1956 : yeay!
ChuckWoolery : you've all got $40,000 now
ChuckWoolery : except for Trap Jaw who has $80,000 plus the $10,000 from the Terminator
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : I'm going to ask you again
ChuckWoolery : if you want to continue on for $500,000
ChuckWoolery : and...
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category of the $500,000 Question to help you out:
ChuckWoolery : the category is: People of the World
Henri1956 : keep going
ChuckWoolery : SHE FEELS THE NEED FOR GREED!
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!!
Henri1956 : oh man
ChuckWoolery : time for the Terminator again, folks!
ChuckWoolery : and...
ChuckWoolery : it has chosen...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard!
ChuckWoolery : is there someone here you'd like to challenge to a one question showdown?
ChuckWoolery : for $10,000
ChuckWoolery : and their share of the money?
gregvard : i think we both know the answer to that chuck
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : uh...
ChuckWoolery : we do?
ChuckWoolery : well...
gregvard : yes
ChuckWoolery : let's share it with the OTHERS then
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : who would you like to challenge?
gregvard : ...
gregvard : ...
ChuckWoolery : heh
ChuckWoolery : hello?
ChuckWoolery : did you fall asleep?
gregvard : is mushdawg still here?
ChuckWoolery : uh huh
ChuckWoolery : mushdawg?
ChuckWoolery : are you ready?
Mushdawg3 : yep
gregvard : woof woof
ChuckWoolery : you're being challenged
Mushdawg3 : but i don't want to fight with him
ChuckWoolery : here's your $10,000, Gregvard
ChuckWoolery : the loser here will be out of the game
ChuckWoolery : the winner will be playing for $200,000!
ChuckWoolery : here we go:
ChuckWoolery : On November 5th, 1999, what powerful corporation was judged to be a monopoly that abused its power?
Mushdawg3 : mircosoft
ChuckWoolery : that's correct
ChuckWoolery : sorry Gregvard
ChuckWoolery : you've got your money
ChuckWoolery : congrats, Mushdawg!
ChuckWoolery : we're down to THREE!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Henri, you're now playing for $100,000
Henri1956 : cool!
ChuckWoolery : Mushdawg and Trap Jaw are each playing for $200,000
ChuckWoolery : HERE is your $500,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to the United Nations, which four nations have the highest human population?
ChuckWoolery : United States
ChuckWoolery : Russian Federation
ChuckWoolery : Brazil
ChuckWoolery : India
ChuckWoolery : China
ChuckWoolery : Pakistan
ChuckWoolery : Indonesia
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, I come to you first for an answer
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : China
ChuckWoolery : Mushdawg?
Mushdawg3 : united states
ChuckWoolery : Henri?
ChuckWoolery : I need an answer, Henri
Henri1956 : thinking
Henri1956 : Russian Federation
ChuckWoolery : okay Henri
ChuckWoolery : you can either give the last answer yourself or you can delegate it to one of your teammates
ChuckWoolery : which would you like to do?
Henri1956 : Indonesia
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : now
ChuckWoolery : as Captain, you can change any one of those answers
Henri1956 : I'd like to change United Strates to India
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : the answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : is China there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's one
ChuckWoolery : how about India?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's two
ChuckWoolery : Indonesia?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!
ChuckWoolery : you've got three, Henri
ChuckWoolery : now...
ChuckWoolery : if you're not comfortable with your own answer of Russian Federation...
ChuckWoolery : you can take $50,000 to split up amonst everyone here
ChuckWoolery : just so you dont' go home empty handed if it's wrong
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
Henri1956 : let's go for it...comfort is definitely not what this feels like but what the hell
ChuckWoolery : OKAY!!!
ChuckWoolery : for
ChuckWoolery : FIVE
ChuckWoolery : HUNDRED
ChuckWoolery : THOUSAND
ChuckWoolery : DOLLARS!!!!
ChuckWoolery : is it the Russian Federation?
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : oh!!
ChuckWoolery : mushdawg had it with the United States
ChuckWoolery : looks like you changed the wrong one

GAME #24:
ChuckWoolery : here then, ladies and gentlemen is your next Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : In terms of billions of dollars, how much money in ransom has been paid out in the United States in the past 20 years?
ChuckWoolery : OKAY!
ChuckWoolery : all the answers are in, finally
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 26
ChuckWoolery : so...
ChuckWoolery : let's see who our new captain is
ChuckWoolery : lol it's Darcy, yet AGAIN!
ChuckWoolery : with 27!
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's in the first player position...
ChuckWoolery : it's Holly with 20
ChuckWoolery : second goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Henri with 6
ChuckWoolery : third...
ChuckWoolery : it's Colonel Squishy with 1
ChuckWoolery : heh
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Buckish Dweeb and Gregvard
ChuckWoolery : who will it be?
ChuckWoolery : it's Gregvard with 130
ChuckWoolery : sorry Buckish
ChuckWoolery : maybe later
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : that's our team for Greed!
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, you'll be leading this team up the Tower of Greed yet again!
ChuckWoolery : I hope you can make it all the way to the $2,000,000
ChuckWoolery : we begin with you Gregvard:
ChuckWoolery : you ready for your $25,000 Question?
gregvard : lay it on me
ChuckWoolery : What critically-acclaimed HBO series features capos, Mafia bosses, and rats getting wacked?
ChuckWoolery : Sex and the City
ChuckWoolery : Arli$$
ChuckWoolery : Reverb
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : The Sopranos?
gregvard : $opranos
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : so...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy...
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject Gregvard's answer?
Darcy10510 : I accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it The Sopranos???
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $5000 now
ChuckWoolery : you want to risk it for twice that much?
Darcy10510 : Yes, I feel the need.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Squishy
ChuckWoolery : sorry...
ChuckWoolery : COLONEL Squishy
ColSquishy10143 : good enough
ChuckWoolery : how are you this evening?
ColSquishy10143 : cold.
ColSquishy10143 : very cold.
ChuckWoolery : really
ChuckWoolery : I'm hot
ChuckWoolery : with all these lights in the studio...
ChuckWoolery : anyway
ChuckWoolery : what would you do if you won the $2,000,000 tonight?
ColSquishy10143 : buy a few sticks of gum
ChuckWoolery : good idea!
ColSquishy10143 : and a cow
Henri1956 : how about a warm coat?
ChuckWoolery : well, let's see if we can get you started with $50,000:
ColSquishy10143 : lol
ChuckWoolery : What's the primary energy source that powers the EV1 automobile?
ChuckWoolery : Gasoline
ChuckWoolery : Electricity
ChuckWoolery : Vapors
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Solar power?
ColSquishy10143 : electricity
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, he seems pretty sure of himself
ChuckWoolery : do you accept his answer?
Darcy10510 : Yes, I accept.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000!
ChuckWoolery : is it electricity?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy you've got two dwon
ChuckWoolery : only six more questions remain!
ChuckWoolery : you can do it!
ChuckWoolery : would you like to continue on or stop here
Darcy10510 : Let's continue on.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : how are you?
Henri1956 : great but hungry
ChuckWoolery : Henri, you ready for your $75,000 Question?
Henri1956 : sure
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following movies is NOT about baseball?
ChuckWoolery : Bull Durham
ChuckWoolery : The Bad News Bears
ChuckWoolery : The Natural
ChuckWoolery : Field of Dreams
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Tin Cup?
Henri1956 : Tin cUp
ChuckWoolery : holy
ChuckWoolery : quick answer!
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept Henri's answer?
Darcy10510 : Yes I accept.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Tin Cup?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : congrats
ChuckWoolery : yeah, that's a golf movie
ChuckWoolery : WHY they would ever make a movie about GOLF, who knows...
ChuckWoolery : anyway
ChuckWoolery : so...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue on for $100,000?
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $15,000 right now
Darcy10510 : Yes, let's go.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : welcome Holly!
ChuckWoolery : you still awake?
Holly17919 : lol yes
ChuckWoolery : great
ChuckWoolery : here's your $100,000 Question
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following movies is NOT part of the James Bond series?
ChuckWoolery : Sealed With a Kiss
ChuckWoolery : From Russia With Love
ChuckWoolery : For Your Eyes Only
ChuckWoolery : On Her Majesty's Secret Service
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : A View to Kill?
Holly17919 : ... I'm honestly not sure, but I'll say on ehr majesty's secret service
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that answer?
Darcy10510 : I'm going to have to reject that one Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : alrigth
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to say?
Darcy10510 : Though I'm not sure of the correct one. I'll say a view to kill.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : here we go...
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it A View to Kill?
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZ!!!
ColSquishy10143 : NO!!!!!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : oh
ChuckWoolery : sorry!
ChuckWoolery : it was Sealed With a Kiss

GAME #25:
ChuckWoolery : here's your Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : To date, how many movies has Christopher Lee been in?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is a whopping 203 movies!
ChuckWoolery : let's see who was closest....
ChuckWoolery : Henri's our Captain once again with 137
ChuckWoolery : first position goes to:
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 86
ChuckWoolery : next is
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard with 60
ChuckWoolery : then...
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 16
ChuckWoolery : so...
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Holly and Isis
ChuckWoolery : who's in?
ChuckWoolery : it's Holly with 15!
ChuckWoolery : sorry Isis
ChuckWoolery : beginners never seem to qualify!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's begin, shall we Henri?
ChuckWoolery : Holly, we start with you
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000:
ChuckWoolery : What company introduced the revolutionary portable cassette player called the Walkman?
ChuckWoolery : Aiwa
ChuckWoolery : Sony
ChuckWoolery : Panasonic
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Toshiba?
Holly17919 : sony
ChuckWoolery : Henri
Henri1956 : yes
ChuckWoolery : you accept or reject that answer?
Henri1956 : true, I think
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is it Sony?
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job, team
ChuckWoolery : only 7 questions left, Henri
ChuckWoolery : you want to continue?
Henri1956 : sure
ChuckWoolery : Darcy
ChuckWoolery : whassup?
Darcy10510 : Not much. Just happy to be a contestant.
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : here you go
ChuckWoolery : here's your $50,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : What phrase describes the barriers women face in climbing the corporate ladder?
ChuckWoolery : Iron Curtain
ChuckWoolery : Glass Ceiling
ChuckWoolery : Revolving Door
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Spiral Staircase?
Darcy10510 : I'm sure, but I'd have to guess glass ceiling.
ChuckWoolery : okay
Darcy10510 : not sure.
ChuckWoolery : Henri?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept that answer?
Henri1956 : glass ceiling yes! ouch
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Glass Ceiling?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down!
ChuckWoolery : you think you can make it, Henri>?
Henri1956 : no but lets go
ChuckWoolery : lol she's moving on...
ChuckWoolery : Gregvard
ChuckWoolery : welcome to this, our final game of the evening
ChuckWoolery : are you ready?
ChuckWoolery : are you secured?
gregvard : no, go ahead
ChuckWoolery : are your doors locked?
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's rock
ChuckWoolery : Greg, please tell me... which of these horror movies has the FEWEST number of sequels?
ChuckWoolery : Halloween
ChuckWoolery : Child's Play
ChuckWoolery : Friday the 13th
ChuckWoolery : A Nightmare on Elm Street
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Leprechaun?
gregvard : i'll say leprechaun
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Henri, do you accept or reject his answer?
Henri1956 : thinking
ChuckWoolery : have you seen all of these movies and their sequels?
Henri1956 : yes I think there are only three Leprechauns and 4 childs play
Henri1956 : so yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : well...
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000....
ChuckWoolery : is it Leprechaun?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!!!
ChuckWoolery : no, it WAS Child's Play
ChuckWoolery : Child's Play has 3 sequels, Leprechaun has 4
ChuckWoolery : too bad

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