GREED ONLINE
Episode 10
(Monday, April 14th, 2003)
GAME #45:
ChuckWoolery : From Cyberspace...
ChuckWoolery : it's the biggest gameshow in internet history...
ChuckWoolery : where one person...
ChuckWoolery : in one night...
ChuckWoolery : could walk away with over TWO MILLION DOLLARS!
ChuckWoolery : Ladies and gentlemen...
ChuckWoolery : GREED ONLINE!
ChuckWoolery : welcome everyone
ChuckWoolery : I hope you're all feeling greedy and courageous today
ChuckWoolery : I want to welcome back Queen Maeve who hasn't played a game with us in a long time
ChuckWoolery : and also remind everyone about the Greed Online website located at http://www.geocities.com/proudhug/greedonline/Greed.html
ChuckWoolery : alright, so unless someone else shows up in the next thirty seconds, it looks like all five of you will be qualifying for our first game today
ChuckWoolery : however...
ChuckWoolery : if you're smart enough...
ChuckWoolery : if you're courageous enough...
ChuckWoolery : and if you're GREEDY enough..
ChuckWoolery : you may walk away here with $2,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : good luck everyone
ChuckWoolery : let's begin with our first Qualifying Question, shall we?
ChuckWoolery : message me privately with your answers
ChuckWoolery : In terms of miles per hour, how fast can a wild turkey run?
ChuckWoolery : alright all the answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 30 mph
ChuckWoolery : so, let's check out who our first Captain'll be
ChuckWoolery : oh, we have a tie
ChuckWoolery : two dead-on answers!
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle and waterflirt both answered 30
ChuckWoolery : so...
ChuckWoolery : who rang in first?
ChuckWoolery : it was hollycycle
ChuckWoolery : congratulations hollycycle
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt, you'll be in the first player position
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's in second position...
ChuckWoolery : it's Wet Jerk with 27
ChuckWoolery : that leaves Buckish Dweeb and Queen Maeve...
ChuckWoolery : who was closer?
ChuckWoolery : it was Queen Maeve with 45
ChuckWoolery : followed by Buckish with 8
ChuckWoolery : okay, that's our new team for Greed!
ChuckWoolery : welcome back
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle, this is your sixth time in the Captain chair
ChuckWoolery : how does it feel?
hollycycle : its been a while though
ChuckWoolery : well, let me start off by explaining the Tower of Greed to everyone
ChuckWoolery : we start off at $25,000
ChuckWoolery : and move up in $25,000 increments to $100,000
ChuckWoolery : then we double to $200,000
ChuckWoolery : move up to $500,000
ChuckWoolery : double for a MILLION
ChuckWoolery : and then double AGAIN for $2,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : so, as you can see, team, you're only 8 simple questions away from the grand jackpot of two million dollars
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle, as Captain, you have a few responsibilities
ChuckWoolery : you will lead this team up that Tower of Greed...
ChuckWoolery : you can stop after any CORRECT answer and take the money
ChuckWoolery : you can also REJECT any answer provided by one of your teammates
ChuckWoolery : any questions?
hollycycle : nope
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb
Buckish_Dweeb : yes?
ChuckWoolery : we begin with you
ChuckWoolery : why don't you tell us all just what's so buckish about you anyway?
Buckish_Dweeb : my teeth
ChuckWoolery : I see
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following is NOT a form of precipitation?
ChuckWoolery : Thunder
ChuckWoolery : Rain
ChuckWoolery : Snow
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Hail?
Buckish_Dweeb : thunder is the answer
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle, do you accept or reject Buckish's answer?
hollycycle : accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000..
ChuckWoolery : is it Thunder?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job guys
ChuckWoolery : that's one down
ChuckWoolery : seven left
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $5000, hollycycle
ChuckWoolery : do you want to risk it and try to win $50,000 for the team?
hollycycle : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve
QueenMaeve3 : I'm scared
ChuckWoolery : of what?
ChuckWoolery : Thunder?
QueenMaeve3 : It's been a while
ChuckWoolery : I see
ChuckWoolery : well, hopefully your question is easy
ChuckWoolery : hmm...
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000:
ChuckWoolery : Which U.S. state is home to Cedar Point amusement park?
ChuckWoolery : Michigan
ChuckWoolery : Illinois
ChuckWoolery : New York
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Ohio?
QueenMaeve3 : Ohio
hollycycle : accept
ChuckWoolery : sheesh
ChuckWoolery : she wastes no time
ChuckWoolery : okay for $50,000, is it Ohio?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down
ChuckWoolery : what do you say, hollycycle? want to try for $75,000?
hollycycle : let's go for it
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk hello
wet_Jerk : Hi
ChuckWoolery : why are you such a wet jerk, Wet Jerk?
wet_Jerk : It just happened to work out that way.
wet_Jerk : blame the phone company.
ChuckWoolery : oh alright
ChuckWoolery : well, here's your $75,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : In the term "herringbone" sports jacket, "herringbone" refers to the jacket's what?
ChuckWoolery : Size
ChuckWoolery : Color
ChuckWoolery : Weight
ChuckWoolery : Fabric pattern
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Number of buttons?
wet_Jerk : I have no idea, so I'll guess fabric pattern.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject his answer, hollycyle?
hollycycle : Thats kind of what I was thinking too, so I'll go with that, but I don't really know either.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : hmm...
ChuckWoolery : this is suspensful
ChuckWoolery : do you feel confident, Captain?
hollycycle : sort of
ChuckWoolery : well, let's see...
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it "fabric pattern"?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : whew!
ChuckWoolery : that was scary
ChuckWoolery : well
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle... wanna try for $100,000?
hollycycle : sure
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt, welcome back
waterflirt : Hi
ChuckWoolery : now, do you flirt with water? or are you a flirt composed of water?
waterflirt : I am a flirt who likes water.
ChuckWoolery : ah, I see
ChuckWoolery : well, here's your $100,000 Question, waterflirt:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following is NOT one of the first names of the quartet known as Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young?
ChuckWoolery : David
ChuckWoolery : Graham
ChuckWoolery : Bing
ChuckWoolery : Neil
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Stephen
waterflirt : I'm gonna have to go with Bing there
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : do you accept her answer, hollycycle?
hollycycle : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Bing?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
waterflirt : Yay!
ChuckWoolery : yes, Bing Crosby wasn't a member
waterflirt : I thought not.
ChuckWoolery : neither was Bing Stills
ChuckWoolery : anyway
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle, you're at the halfway mark, four questions remain
ChuckWoolery : however, as I'm sure you know, the questions get a little harder from this point on
ChuckWoolery : each question has FOUR correct answers
ChuckWoolery : and you'll be relying on your teammates to provide those answers
ChuckWoolery : I'll ask you if you want to try for $200,000..
ChuckWoolery : but first...
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the CATEGORY of the $200,000 Question
ChuckWoolery : ... just to help you decide
ChuckWoolery : the category is:
ChuckWoolery : Stephen King
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : do you feel the need for Greed?
hollycycle : ok, let's go for it
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!
ChuckWoolery : uh oh
ChuckWoolery : that's the sound of the Terminator
ChuckWoolery : it gives one player the chance to challenge another player to a one-question showdown
ChuckWoolery : the winner walks away with the other player's share of the money
ChuckWoolery : and the loser is out of the game
ChuckWoolery : to sweeten the pot, I'll offer the challenger $10,000 win or lose just to accept
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate the Terminator NOW!
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : waterflirt!
ChuckWoolery : you've been chosen!
waterflirt : You......something or other.
ChuckWoolery : is there some one here who you'd like to challenge for their share of the pot?
waterflirt : What happens if I say no?
ChuckWoolery : it's a guaranteed $10,000 if you do
ChuckWoolery : or you can turn it down and keep the team as it is
ChuckWoolery : depends on how confident and greedy you are
waterflirt : I think I'm going to do something unprecedented.
waterflirt : I'll turn the terminator down.
ChuckWoolery : um...
ChuckWoolery : actually, it would have been quite unprecedented if you HAD'VE accepted
ChuckWoolery : it seems that we don't get a lot of courageous players here on Greed Online very often
waterflirt : Ah, well I've never seen someone turn it down before.
ChuckWoolery : it rarely happens on the TV show
ChuckWoolery : happens most of the time here
ChuckWoolery : anyway
ChuckWoolery : team, here is your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which four of the following six Stephen King stories have had at least TWO movie adaptions made of them?
ChuckWoolery : Carrie
ChuckWoolery : The Shining
ChuckWoolery : It
ChuckWoolery : Children of the Corn
ChuckWoolery : Trucks
ChuckWoolery : Misery
ChuckWoolery : okay hollycycle, because you've reached this far, I'll give you a FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : do you want to use it now to remove ONE wrong answer from the mix?
hollycycle : yes actually, I think I do
ChuckWoolery : Misery has been removed
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, we start with you
ChuckWoolery : an answer please
Buckish_Dweeb : trucks
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve?
QueenMaeve3 : The Shining
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk?
wet_Jerk : carrie
ChuckWoolery : and waterflirt?
waterflirt : It
ChuckWoolery : okay hollycycle
ChuckWoolery : all the answer are NOT locked in
ChuckWoolery : you may change ONE answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : you've got Trucks, The Shining, Carrie and It
ChuckWoolery : Children of the Corn is unchosen
ChuckWoolery : do you want to change one or keep them as they are?
hollycycle : um, I'll keep them
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's check out the answers then
ChuckWoolery : is The Shining there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Carrie?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : Trucks?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, it's down to It, hollycyle
ChuckWoolery : I don't know how confident you are
ChuckWoolery : but I'm prepared to offer you $20,000 to stop here if you're not sure about that answer
ChuckWoolery : I'd hate to see you all go empty handed if it's wrong
ChuckWoolery : it's completly up to you hollycycle
ChuckWoolery : what do you want to do?
hollycycle : no, let's go for it
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it It?
ChuckWoolery : (heh)
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : no, I'm sorry team
ChuckWoolery : it was Children of the Corn
ChuckWoolery : there was a short movie adaption called Disciples of the Crow
ChuckWoolery : well, that's too bad
GAME #46:
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : here's your Qualifying Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to a recent stastic in U.S.A. Today, how many pounds does the average male American weigh?
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : answers are in!
ChuckWoolery : who was closest?
ChuckWoolery : who will be our new Captain?
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is...
ChuckWoolery : 172 lbs
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb was the closest with 186
ChuckWoolery : second is Trap Jaw with 190
ChuckWoolery : next...
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk with 150
ChuckWoolery : that leaves Queen Maeve and Isis
ChuckWoolery : who was closer?
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve with 200
ChuckWoolery : leaving Isis last with 250
ChuckWoolery : well, that's our new team!
ChuckWoolery : welcome back to the Captain's chair, Buckish!
ChuckWoolery : feel good?
Buckish_Dweeb : no
ChuckWoolery : how come?
Buckish_Dweeb : because supper is on
ChuckWoolery : I see
ChuckWoolery : well, let's get underway, then
ChuckWoolery : Isis, we begin with you
�ϧϧ� : alrighty
ChuckWoolery : the first of eight questions for up to $2,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000, Isis:
ChuckWoolery : What is the largest planet in our solar system?
ChuckWoolery : Pluto
ChuckWoolery : Earth
ChuckWoolery : Jupiter
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Saturn?
�ϧϧ� : hmmm ...just a guess but I think jupiter
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject Isis' answer, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Jupiter?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : only seven questions left, Buckish
ChuckWoolery : wanna try for $50,000?
ChuckWoolery : or stop here, with $5000 in everyone's pocket?
ChuckWoolery : it's really not that tough a decision...
ChuckWoolery : I mean, no one's going to DIE or anything
ChuckWoolery : ... I don't think
�ϧϧ� : i will
ChuckWoolery : oh
�ϧϧ� : lol
ChuckWoolery : okay, then Buckish, take that into consideration
Buckish_Dweeb : go
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : (whew)
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve
ChuckWoolery : hello again
QueenMaeve3 : bad movie
ChuckWoolery : "bad movie"?
QueenMaeve3 : Hello Again
ChuckWoolery : oh
ChuckWoolery : never heard of it
ChuckWoolery : "Dead Again"
ChuckWoolery : anyway
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : Maeve, who killed John Lennon?
ChuckWoolery : Lee Harvey Oswald
ChuckWoolery : Jack Ruby
ChuckWoolery : Mark David Chapman
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Charles Manson?
QueenMaeve3 : Chapman
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
Buckish_Dweeb : I wouldn't have known it otherwise, but it's obvious by elimination
Buckish_Dweeb : so I accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000..
ChuckWoolery : is it Mark David Chapman?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : you've all got $10,000 now
ChuckWoolery : do you want to play for $75,000, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk
wet_Jerk : Hi
ChuckWoolery : you ready?
wet_Jerk : yep
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000..
ChuckWoolery : In Shakespeare's Hamlet, what was the name of the person whose skull Hamlet finds?
ChuckWoolery : Laertes
ChuckWoolery : Fortinbras
ChuckWoolery : Guildenstern
ChuckWoolery : Osric
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Yorick?
wet_Jerk : Hmmm, I don't remember him finding a skull at all. But I'll guess Osric
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : what do you say, Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept Wet's answer?
Buckish_Dweeb : well, that's one of three that I narrowed it down to (which isn't saying much)
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll have to accept
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Osric?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!!!
ChuckWoolery : no!
QueenMaeve3 : Alas poor Wet Jerk
ChuckWoolery : it was Yorick, sorry
GAME #47:
ChuckWoolery : According to a recent poll, what percent of Americans believe they will go somewhere after death?
ChuckWoolery : okay answers are in
ChuckWoolery : let's check out the correct answer...
ChuckWoolery : it's 69%
ChuckWoolery : okay, let's see who was closest
ChuckWoolery : and our new Captain
ChuckWoolery : it's Trap Jaw with 62%
ChuckWoolery : the first player position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk with 60%
ChuckWoolery : second...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 50%
ChuckWoolery : once again it's down to Queen Maeve and Isis
ChuckWoolery : who was closer this time?
ChuckWoolery : it's Queen Maeve again with 90%
ChuckWoolery : Isis had 40%
ChuckWoolery : here we go team
ChuckWoolery : welcome back to the Captain's Chair Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : this is your second time ever, I believe
ChuckWoolery : do you remember it?
ChuckWoolery : I think you scratched your name on the back
ChuckWoolery : oh wait... that says Trip Jew
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I don't recall.
ChuckWoolery : never mind
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : you ready to begin your climb up the Tower of Greed?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : perhaps
ChuckWoolery : do you feel confidant that you can lead this team all the way to the top?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Not really.
ChuckWoolery : oh well
ChuckWoolery : let's try anyway, I guess
ChuckWoolery : Isis, we begin with you again
ChuckWoolery : welcome to the last chair again
�ϧϧ� : okie dokie
�ϧϧ� : thanks
ChuckWoolery : here's your $25,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : When did man land on the moon?
ChuckWoolery : July 4, 1969
ChuckWoolery : July 15, 1963
ChuckWoolery : July 1, 1963
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : July 20, 1969?
�ϧϧ� : well i think july 20th, 1969
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : what do you think, Trap?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject her answer?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, the real answer is never, as we all know it was a hoax, but since I don't know the exact date of the hoax, I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : good point, by the way
ChuckWoolery : well, let's see...
ChuckWoolery : was it July 20th, 1969?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes, it was
ChuckWoolery : only seven questions left, Trap
ChuckWoolery : you want to try for $50,000?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve
ChuckWoolery : how are you doing, you're highness?
QueenMaeve3 : yes..fine fine
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : ready for your $50,000 Question?
QueenMaeve3 : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Maeve, what does DNA stand for?
ChuckWoolery : drycanalene ribonel alkali
ChuckWoolery : deogenic rytozoid acid
ChuckWoolery : deoxyribonucleic acid
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : definitive rabine acetone?
QueenMaeve3 : deoxyribonucleic acid
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject, Trap?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, that was the one I was going to guess, though I really am unsure myself. Make it so.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it deoxyribonucleic acid?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is!
ChuckWoolery : good job Maeve
ChuckWoolery : good job Trap
ChuckWoolery : good job team
ChuckWoolery : well Trap, do you want to try for $75,000 now?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Let's go.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb
ChuckWoolery : hello!
ChuckWoolery : did you know the answer to that last one?
Buckish_Dweeb : which?
ChuckWoolery : the DNA question
Buckish_Dweeb : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see if you know THIS one then
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : What does "esoteric" mean?
ChuckWoolery : for the benefit of only one person
ChuckWoolery : perfect
ChuckWoolery : understood by few
ChuckWoolery : chaotic
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : confusing?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'd have to say understood by few is the most reasonable answer
ChuckWoolery : Trap? what do you say?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I say that I have no clue. So, I will have to accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it "understood by few"?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : five more questions, team
ChuckWoolery : Trap, do you want to move on for $100,000?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Move along, move along.
ChuckWoolery : alright alright
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk
ChuckWoolery : you've been sitting patiently
ChuckWoolery : you ready for a $100,000 Question?
wet_Jerk : Yep.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : How tall is Toronto's CN Tower, Wet Jerk?
ChuckWoolery : 1,022 ft.
ChuckWoolery : 1,222 ft.
ChuckWoolery : 1,422 ft.
ChuckWoolery : 1,622 ft.
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : 1,822 ft.?
wet_Jerk : OK, for some reason my synth is saying ft. as fort.
ChuckWoolery : lol
wet_Jerk : I have no idea, but I'm thinking 1622
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : what do you say, Trap?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well, I'm not sure of this one either.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : 1422 is starting to call my name, but I will stick with the answer given.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it 1,622 ft.?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : no it's 1,822 feet tall!
ChuckWoolery : sorry guys
ChuckWoolery : man, we just can't get very far today can we?
GAME #48:
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : ready, everyone?
ChuckWoolery : How many muscles are in each ear of a cat?
ChuckWoolery : okay answer are in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 32
ChuckWoolery : so, who's our new Captain?
ChuckWoolery : it's Wet Jerk with 34
ChuckWoolery : first position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw with 47
ChuckWoolery : second....
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb with 16
ChuckWoolery : for a third time in a row, it's down to Queen Maeve and Isis!
ChuckWoolery : who's closer THIS time?
ChuckWoolery : it's Isis this time with 12
ChuckWoolery : leaving Maeve with 10
ChuckWoolery : okay team, let's begin your (hopefully long) climb up the Tower of Greed!
ChuckWoolery : are you ready to take this team all the way, Wet Jerk?
ChuckWoolery : the pressure is on
wet_Jerk : I'd settle for just winning something.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve, we begin with you
ChuckWoolery : you ready?
QueenMaeve3 : yes
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000:
ChuckWoolery : Who wrote "Of Mice and Men"?
ChuckWoolery : Tom Robbins
ChuckWoolery : Ernest Hemingway
ChuckWoolery : John Steinbeck
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Robert Frost?
QueenMaeve3 : Steinbeck
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Wet, she really jumped in there
ChuckWoolery : do you accept her answer?
wet_Jerk : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : was it John Steinbeck?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : want to move on to $50,000, Wet?
wet_Jerk : Yeah, let's go.
ChuckWoolery : Isis, hello!
�ϧϧ� : hello
ChuckWoolery : you're not at the bottom this time!
�ϧϧ� : yeah me
ChuckWoolery : maybe you can make it up to the Captain's chair one of these times!
�ϧϧ� : that would be nice chuck'
ChuckWoolery : okay, for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : What does the Spanish phrase "Como estas?" mean in English?
ChuckWoolery : How are you?
ChuckWoolery : Where are you from?
ChuckWoolery : What is your name?
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Do you speak English?
�ϧϧ� : how are you?
ChuckWoolery : I'm fine, you?
ChuckWoolery : oh...
ChuckWoolery : right
ChuckWoolery : heh
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Wet, do you accept her answer?
wet_Jerk : I hope she's right, because I have no idea. I'll accept.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : how ARE you anyway, Wet?
wet_Jerk : Oh not too bad.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : hopefully better, I imagine, if this is the right answer!
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it "How are you?"?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yup!
ChuckWoolery : good job Isis
ChuckWoolery : was that a guess or did you know?
�ϧϧ� : gracias senior
�ϧϧ� : i knew
ChuckWoolery : okay
QueenMaeve3 : Hey isis we're both queens in religious mythology
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk, everyone's got $10,000 each now
�ϧϧ� : thank you
�ϧϧ� : yes we are
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for the $75,000 Question?
Buckish_Dweeb : isn't religious mythology redundant?
ChuckWoolery : lol
QueenMaeve3 : nope
wet_Jerk : lol, and yes, let's move on.
�ϧϧ� : i don't think so
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, you're up
ChuckWoolery : ready to tackle the $75,000 Question?
ChuckWoolery : What are the first 5 digits of pi?
ChuckWoolery : 3.1923
ChuckWoolery : 3.33
ChuckWoolery : 3.1419
ChuckWoolery : 3.1415
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : 3.1428
Buckish_Dweeb : as if I wouldn't know this one
Buckish_Dweeb : it's basically a gift
ChuckWoolery : well?
Buckish_Dweeb : 3.1415
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject that, Wet?
wet_Jerk : accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : you sound confident
wet_Jerk : I am
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000, then
ChuckWoolery : is it 3.1415?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Wet
ChuckWoolery : only 5 questions remain
ChuckWoolery : maybe this will be the team to make it all the way to $2,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : maybe YOU will be the only PERSON to make it that far!
ChuckWoolery : who knows
ChuckWoolery : well, do you want to try for $100,000 now?
wet_Jerk : Yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : you still with us?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : here's your $100,000 Question!
ChuckWoolery : Who shot J.R.?
ChuckWoolery : His mother
ChuckWoolery : His wife
ChuckWoolery : His brother
ChuckWoolery : His nephew
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : His sister-in-law?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I thought it was a dream?
ChuckWoolery : no it wasn't
ChuckWoolery : it was a TV show
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I meant on the tv show.
ChuckWoolery : nope only one season... later
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well whatever, Dallas sucked.
ChuckWoolery : actually, it was pretty exciting
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I seem to recall that a woman did the shooting, but that could just be false memories. I'll guess sister-in-law.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Wet, do you accept his answer?
wet_Jerk : yes
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : was it his sister-in-law?
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk, you've all got $20,000 now
ChuckWoolery : $100,000 total
ChuckWoolery : do you want to risk that for $200,000?
ChuckWoolery : before you answer
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category for the $200,000
ChuckWoolery : it's Novelty Music
ChuckWoolery : what do you say?
ChuckWoolery : do you feel the need for Greed?
wet_Jerk : Yep, definitely.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that was the sound of the Terminator
ChuckWoolery : it gives one player the chance to challenge another player to a one-question showdown and take his or her money
ChuckWoolery : the loser is out of the game
ChuckWoolery : to sweeten the pot, I'll offer the challenger $10,000 win or lose, just to accept
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate the Terminator NOW!
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk!
ChuckWoolery : you've been selected
ChuckWoolery : is there anyone here you'd like to challenge
wet_Jerk : no
ChuckWoolery : no?
ChuckWoolery : anyway, here's your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : Which four of the following six artists have had their songs parodied by "Weird Al" Yankovic?
ChuckWoolery : Bruce Springsteen
ChuckWoolery : Billy Idol
ChuckWoolery : The Police
ChuckWoolery : Puff Daddy
ChuckWoolery : Van Halen
ChuckWoolery : R.E.M.
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk, because you've reached this point, you've earned a FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : you can use it to remove any wrong answer from the mix
ChuckWoolery : you can use it now or save it for another question
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
wet_Jerk : We'll hold on to it for now.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve, we begin with you
ChuckWoolery : an answer, please
QueenMaeve3 : I don't know any of these so I'll guess Bruce
ChuckWoolery : Isis?
ChuckWoolery : an answer please?
�ϧϧ� : r.e.m.
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : damn, that was going to be my answer
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll take VH
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I am a Weird Al fan and I can't even recall all of these. However, the one I remember for sure is still there.
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Police
ChuckWoolery : okay, Wet
ChuckWoolery : all the answers are not locked in
ChuckWoolery : you can change ONE answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : you've got Bruce Springsteen, R.E.M., Van Halen and The Police
ChuckWoolery : unchosen are Billy Idol and Puff Daddy
ChuckWoolery : is there anything you'd like to change?
wet_Jerk : Yeah, I'll change Springsteen to Billy Idol.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see then
ChuckWoolery : is R.E.M. up there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : how about Billy Idol, he was switched from Bruce Springsteen?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down
ChuckWoolery : The Police?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Wet, it's down to Van Halen
ChuckWoolery : I'm not sure how confident you are about Buckish's answer of Van Halen, so I'll make you a deal
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you all $20,000 if you want to stop here
ChuckWoolery : or you can try for the $200,000
ChuckWoolery : it's up to you
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
wet_Jerk : Chuck, I hate to do this, but we're going to have to walk, and take the 20 thousand.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : not sure, then?
wet_Jerk : No, I am sure.
ChuckWoolery : let's see if Van Halen's correct, shall we?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, good move Wet
ChuckWoolery : it was Puff Daddy
GAME #49:
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : In what percentage of Americans households does the woman manage the money and pay the bills?
ChuckWoolery : answers are in
ChuckWoolery : and they're interesting indeed
ChuckWoolery : first, the correct answer:
ChuckWoolery : 75%
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's closest and our new Captain
ChuckWoolery : it's a tie!
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve with 80 and Isis with 70
ChuckWoolery : you two are on the TOP now!
ChuckWoolery : so, who was first?
ChuckWoolery : it was Isis
ChuckWoolery : Maeve goes into the first player position
ChuckWoolery : second goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk with 56%
ChuckWoolery : down to Buckish Dweeb and Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : who was closer?
ChuckWoolery : it was Trap Jaw with 33%
ChuckWoolery : and Buckish with 12%
ChuckWoolery : funny how the men said low numbers and the women high numbers
ChuckWoolery : with Wet Jerk pretty much in the middle
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis, welcome to the Captain's Chair!
ChuckWoolery : this is your first time here, isn't it!
�ϧϧ� : yes it is
ChuckWoolery : you ready to begin?
�ϧϧ� : I'm ready
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : you know the rules, I presume
�ϧϧ� : yes??
ChuckWoolery : okay then!
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb, we start with you
ChuckWoolery : here's your $25,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : The songwriting duo of Rodgers and _____ dominated Broadway during the 1940's and 1950's with a series of smash hits.
ChuckWoolery : Hammerstein
ChuckWoolery : Bernstein
ChuckWoolery : Goldstein
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Lowenstein?
Buckish_Dweeb : like I know this. sounds more like some lawyer duo to me
Buckish_Dweeb : I'll say hammerstein
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis, do you accept or reject Buckish's answer?
�ϧϧ� : accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Hammerstein?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : seven more questions left, Isis
�ϧϧ� : excellent
ChuckWoolery : do you want to move on to $50,000 or stop here?
�ϧϧ� : lets go
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : you all set?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : yep
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000, what is 32 degrees Fahrenheit converted into Celsius?
ChuckWoolery : 64 degrees
ChuckWoolery : 1 degree
ChuckWoolery : 0 degrees
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : -32 degrees?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Easy
ChuckWoolery : well?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : 0 degrees
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : do you accept or reject his answer, Isis?
�ϧϧ� : accept
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it 0 degrees?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, you're a quarter of the way up the Tower of Greed, Isis
ChuckWoolery : do you want to continue to the $75,000 Question?
ChuckWoolery : do you feel the need for GREED?
�ϧϧ� : you bet
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk
ChuckWoolery : howdy
wet_Jerk : Hi
ChuckWoolery : Wet, which of the following is NOT an Olympic sport?
ChuckWoolery : Javelin
ChuckWoolery : Archery
ChuckWoolery : Spinning
ChuckWoolery : Badminton
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Handball?
wet_Jerk : I really don't know, but I'd guess badminton
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis, do you accept?
�ϧϧ� : no
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to change it to?
�ϧϧ� : spinning
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is Spinning an olympic sport?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : it's not
ChuckWoolery : okay, Isis
ChuckWoolery : do you want to try for $100,000 now or keep everyone's $15,000 a piece?
�ϧϧ� : let's go
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve, you're up finally!
ChuckWoolery : you ready for a $100,000 Question?
QueenMaeve3 : sure
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : I'm not sure if you ever timed it, but what is the speed of light, Maeve?
ChuckWoolery : 186,000 miles per second
ChuckWoolery : 186,000 miles per hour
ChuckWoolery : 300,000 miles per second
ChuckWoolery : 386,000 miles per year
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : 586,000 miles per year
QueenMaeve3 : no clue
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : an educated guess, maybe?
ChuckWoolery : hey! you're timing it right now, aren't you!
Buckish_Dweeb : either that or cheating
ChuckWoolery : that WOULD be cheating
QueenMaeve3 : I'll go with the first one I guess
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis, do you accept or reject her answer?
�ϧϧ� : I'm sorry guys i honestly can't remember this one...I'll accept maeve's answer
ChuckWoolery : okay then
ChuckWoolery : the blind leading the blind, I guess... and neither blind person is INVOLVED in this question!
ChuckWoolery : anyway...
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it 186,000 miles per second?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : you got it!
ChuckWoolery : wow!
ChuckWoolery : good guess, I guess
ChuckWoolery : alright, Isis
ChuckWoolery : everyone has $20,000 now
ChuckWoolery : you can stop here or continue on to the $200,000 question
ChuckWoolery : but before you answer
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the CATEGORY for the $200,000 Question
ChuckWoolery : it's Canadian Currency
ChuckWoolery : so, what do you say?
ChuckWoolery : do you still feel the Need For Greed?
�ϧϧ� : i think 20,000 is a lot to lose so we'll stop
ChuckWoolery : awww
ChuckWoolery : okay everyone has $20,000
GAME #50:
ChuckWoolery : In terms of millions, how many ounces of gold are stored at Fort Knox?
ChuckWoolery : okay answers
ChuckWoolery : are in
ChuckWoolery : the five closest players will make up our team
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 147
ChuckWoolery : so...
ChuckWoolery : who's our new Captain?
ChuckWoolery : it's Isis again with 200!
ChuckWoolery : congrats, Isis
ChuckWoolery : first player position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve again with 30
ChuckWoolery : second...
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle with 7
ChuckWoolery : who knew women knew so much about Fort Knox?
ChuckWoolery : third player position goes to...
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk with 312
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Buckish Dweeb and Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : who was closer?
ChuckWoolery : who will be playing for $2,000,000?
ChuckWoolery : it's Trap Jaw with 420
ChuckWoolery : too bad Buck, maybe later
ChuckWoolery : Isis, welcome back to the Captain's Chair!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw let's start with you, shall we?
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : Who is the author of 'Treasure Island', and 'The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'?
ChuckWoolery : Robert Louis Stevenson
ChuckWoolery : Nathaniel Hawthorne
ChuckWoolery : James Fenimore Cooper
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Mark Twain?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I hope the captain knows this because I have not read either book, and none of those names are really triggering anything from memory.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : a guess?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Cooper
ChuckWoolery : Isis?
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
�ϧϧ� : reject
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to replace it with?
�ϧϧ� : robert louis stevenson
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Well then, he would have been my last guess.
ChuckWoolery : is is RLS?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : correcto!
ChuckWoolery : man, who didn't know THAT?
ChuckWoolery : Isis, do you want to try for $50,000, now?
�ϧϧ� : lets go
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk
ChuckWoolery : you pumped for your $50,000 Question?
wet_Jerk : Oh, is it my turn? I forgot what position I was in.
ChuckWoolery : okay then, are you ready?
wet_Jerk : well at any rate, I'm ready.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Which city is known as the 'City of Light?'
ChuckWoolery : Paris
ChuckWoolery : Madrid
ChuckWoolery : Rome
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Oslo?
wet_Jerk : I believe it's Paris.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject, Isis?
�ϧϧ� : accept
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Paris?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : want to continue, Isis?
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000?
�ϧϧ� : lets go
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle!
ChuckWoolery : welcome back to the show!
hollycycle : thank you
ChuckWoolery : let's go with your $75,000 Question!
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following is NOT an Alfred Hitchcock movie?
ChuckWoolery : "The Man Who Knew Too Much"
ChuckWoolery : "Psycho"
ChuckWoolery : "Shadow of a Doubt"
ChuckWoolery : "The Fall of the House of Usher"
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : "Rear Window"?
hollycycle : I'm not really sure, but I'm going to guess rear window.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis, what do you say?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept her answer?
�ϧϧ� : no
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to say?
�ϧϧ� : the fall of the house of usher
ChuckWoolery : you don't seem sure
ChuckWoolery : is this a guess or do you know?
�ϧϧ� : i know
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Fall of the House of Usher?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : everyone's up to $15,000
ChuckWoolery : wanna continue, Isis?
�ϧϧ� : yeah lets go
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve!
QueenMaeve3 : yes
ChuckWoolery : you all ready for a question?
QueenMaeve3 : yep
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Queen Maeve, what is 22% of 222?
ChuckWoolery : 2.2
ChuckWoolery : 48.84
ChuckWoolery : 22.2
ChuckWoolery : 42
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : 55.5?
ChuckWoolery : hello?
ChuckWoolery : you still with us?
QueenMaeve3 : I don't know I'm terrible at math
ChuckWoolery : I need an answer
QueenMaeve3 : 48.84
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis, do you accept or reject?
�ϧϧ� : accept
ChuckWoolery : okay, for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it 48.84?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis
ChuckWoolery : here we are again
ChuckWoolery : Isis, I need to know if you want to try for $200,000
ChuckWoolery : at this point the questions actually get a little harder
ChuckWoolery : each question will require FOUR correct answers... to be provided by your teammates
ChuckWoolery : to help you decide, I'll give you the category of the $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : it's Population
ChuckWoolery : so,
ChuckWoolery : do you feel the need for greed, Isis?
�ϧϧ� : momma needs a new pair of shoes chuck
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's the sound of the Terminator, once again!
ChuckWoolery : one player will be chosen and he or she may take the challenge
ChuckWoolery : a one-question showdown with a teammate
ChuckWoolery : the winner gets the loser's money
ChuckWoolery : the loser is out of the game
ChuckWoolery : to sweeten the deal a bit, the challenger will get $10,000 win or lose just to accept!
ChuckWoolery : simple as that!
ChuckWoolery : guaranteed cash!
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : let's see who's chosen!
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw!
ChuckWoolery : you've been chosen
ChuckWoolery : is there someone here you'd like to challenge?
ChuckWoolery : $10,000 could be yours!
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : No and only because I have a kid sleeping on me. I would have last time.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : well...
ChuckWoolery : here's your $200,000 Question:
ChuckWoolery : According to a 2001 census, which four of the following six Canadian cities have the largest metropolitan area?
ChuckWoolery : Calgary
ChuckWoolery : Edmonton
ChuckWoolery : Montreal
ChuckWoolery : Ottawa
ChuckWoolery : Toronto
ChuckWoolery : Vancouver
ChuckWoolery : Isis, because you've reached this far, you've earned a FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : you can use it only ONCE to remove ONE wrong answer from the mix
ChuckWoolery : you can use it from any point between now and the $2,000,000 Question
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now or save it?
�ϧϧ� : I'm gonna save it
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, could I have an answer, please?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Montreal
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk?
wet_Jerk : Vancouver
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle?
hollycycle : Toronto
ChuckWoolery : and Queen Maeve?
QueenMaeve3 : whats left?
ChuckWoolery : Calgary, Edmonton and Ottawa
QueenMaeve3 : I guess Ottawa, but not sure
ChuckWoolery : okay, Isis
ChuckWoolery : all the answers are NOT yet locked in
ChuckWoolery : as Captain you are allowed to change ONE answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : or you can keep them as they are
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do now?
�ϧϧ� : holy hell
�ϧϧ� : lol
�ϧϧ� : lets go with them
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : are you confident, Isis?
�ϧϧ� : no
�ϧϧ� : lol
ChuckWoolery : okay, well let's find, shall we?
ChuckWoolery : is Toronto there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : is Montreal there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's two
ChuckWoolery : Vancouver?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Isis
ChuckWoolery : I know you're not too confident here
ChuckWoolery : so, I'm prepared to offer you $20,000 to take and distribute amonst your teammates just so you don't go home with nothing
ChuckWoolery : or you can go with Maeve's answer of Ottawa and try for $200,000!
ChuckWoolery : it's up to you
�ϧϧ� : nah lets go with maeve's answer
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for...
ChuckWoolery : two
ChuckWoolery : hundred
ChuckWoolery : thousand
ChuckWoolery : dollars!
ChuckWoolery : is it Ottawa?
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : you got it!
ChuckWoolery : good job team
ChuckWoolery : well, you've only got three questions left, Isis
ChuckWoolery : next is $500,000!
ChuckWoolery : I need to know if you want to continue
ChuckWoolery : but first
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category of the $500,000 Question
ChuckWoolery : it's Jobs
ChuckWoolery : what do you say
ChuckWoolery : do you feel that NEED!?!?
�ϧϧ� : lets go
ChuckWoolery : YES!!
ChuckWoolery : she's going
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUH!!!
ChuckWoolery : it's the Terminator again
ChuckWoolery : you all know the drill so let's see who will be selected!
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw!
ChuckWoolery : it's you again
ChuckWoolery : would you like to try the Terminator this time?
ChuckWoolery : do you still have a kid sleeping on you?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : No, I dumped him off.
ChuckWoolery : lol
ChuckWoolery : onto the floor?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : No, he's on a bed.
ChuckWoolery : I see
ChuckWoolery : do you accept the challenge?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : No. We are doing well at is.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis, you're getting pretty lucky... not having to actually provide any answers
ChuckWoolery : okay, for $500,000:
ChuckWoolery : According to a November 1999 poll, which four of the following seven professions do Americans feel are the most honest and ethical?
ChuckWoolery : Veterinarians
ChuckWoolery : Nurses
ChuckWoolery : K-12 teachers
ChuckWoolery : Day care providers
ChuckWoolery : Policemen
ChuckWoolery : Pharmacists
ChuckWoolery : Judges
ChuckWoolery : you've still got your FREEBIE, Isis
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now or save it again?
�ϧϧ� : lets use it
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Day care providers has been removed
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw, we start with you again
ChuckWoolery : an answer please?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : Pharmacists
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk?
wet_Jerk : veterinarians
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle
hollycycle : Hmmm, he took my answer.
hollycycle : I'm going to say nurse
ChuckWoolery : and Queen Maeve?
QueenMaeve3 : k-12 teachers
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis, you've got four answers
ChuckWoolery : is there one that you'd like to change?
�ϧϧ� : nope
ChuckWoolery : okay
�ϧϧ� : they sound good
ChuckWoolery : are you confident?
�ϧϧ� : I'm glad i use degree
ChuckWoolery : lmao
�ϧϧ� : i have a good team
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's check out this "good team's" answers
ChuckWoolery : is Vegetarian up there?
ChuckWoolery : just kidding
ChuckWoolery : is Veterinarian up there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job Wet Jerk
ChuckWoolery : how about Nurses?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : two down
ChuckWoolery : good job hollycycle
ChuckWoolery : is K-12 teachers there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good answer, Maeve
ChuckWoolery : okay, Isis
ChuckWoolery : one answer remains
ChuckWoolery : Trap Jaw's pharmacists
ChuckWoolery : now, you sounded confident before
ChuckWoolery : but JUST IN CASE...
ChuckWoolery : I'm prepared to offer you $50,000 this time
�ϧϧ� : nope
ChuckWoolery : to take home if you don't feel sure about that answer
�ϧϧ� : give it up
ChuckWoolery : you want to try for the $500,000?
�ϧϧ� : yes i do chuck
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : do you realize that if pharmacists is up there, this will be only the second time a team has gotten the $500,000 Question right?
ChuckWoolery : and NO team has went on to the MILLION!
ChuckWoolery : well
QueenMaeve3 : really?
ChuckWoolery : yup!
ChuckWoolery : for $500,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it pharmacists?
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!!!
QueenMaeve3 : yay Isis
ChuckWoolery : congrats!
�ϧϧ� : yeah team
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $100,000 apiece!
ChuckWoolery : now Isis, I've got to ask you again
ChuckWoolery : if you want to try for the $1,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category
ChuckWoolery : the category is Children's Literature
ChuckWoolery : so Isis, just how GREEDY are you???
�ϧϧ� : I'm Emelda Marcos greedy chuck
ChuckWoolery : so are you going to be the first Captain to try for the $1,000,000?
�ϧϧ� : yes I am chuck
ChuckWoolery : well...
ChuckWoolery : let's get on with the ONE MILLION DOLLAR Question!
ChuckWoolery : for $1,000,000:
ChuckWoolery : Which four of these eight are locales from C.S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia?
ChuckWoolery : Esther Tree
ChuckWoolery : Rivendell
ChuckWoolery : Cair Paravel
ChuckWoolery : Ettinsmoor
ChuckWoolery : Faalk Woods
ChuckWoolery : Mt. Pire
ChuckWoolery : Alcheris
ChuckWoolery : Archenland
ChuckWoolery : you've already used your FREEBIE
ChuckWoolery : so we begin again with Trap Jaw
ChuckWoolery : an answer Trap
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : It's been quite awhile since I read this series Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : can you remember any of it?
ChuckWoolery : anything look familiar?
MOTU_Trap-Jaw : I know there are some woods so it seems logical to choose Faalk Woods.
ChuckWoolery : Wet Jerk?
ChuckWoolery : an answer?
wet_Jerk : rivendell
ChuckWoolery : hollycycle?
hollycycle : what are the choices again?
ChuckWoolery : Esther Tree, Cair Paravel, Ettinsmoor, Mt. Pire, Alcheris and Archenland
hollycycle : Esther tree
ChuckWoolery : and Maeve?
QueenMaeve3 : Cair Paravel
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Isis, as Captain you can change ONE answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : would you like to do that now?
ChuckWoolery : or leave them as they are?
ChuckWoolery : have you READ the Chronicles of Narnia?
�ϧϧ� : no I'm going with the team
�ϧϧ� : too long ago to be sure
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's see
ChuckWoolery : is Cair Paravel up there?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : one down
ChuckWoolery : how about Rivendell?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZZ!!!
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry
ChuckWoolery : The correct answers were Archenland, Ettinsmoor, Cair Paravel and Mt. Pire
ChuckWoolery : well, you got ONE of them right!