GREED ONLINE

Episode 1

 (Sunday, September 1st, 2002)
GAME #1:
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : here's how this works
ChuckWoolery : we'll start out with a "Qualifying Question"
ChuckWoolery : the answer to the question is a numerical
ChuckWoolery : the person closest to the correct answer will be the Captain of our team
ChuckWoolery : are you all ready for the Qualifying Question?
ChuckWoolery : According to the book "Astounding Averages," how many gallons of water does the average American use use for all purposes in one day?
ChuckWoolery : still waiting for answers...
ChuckWoolery : okay all answers have been entered
ChuckWoolery : The correct answer is:
ChuckWoolery : 168
ChuckWoolery : now let's see who our Captain is
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 43
ChuckWoolery : who's second?
ChuckWoolery : Kevin with 17
ChuckWoolery : third:
ChuckWoolery : Holly with 10
ChuckWoolery : fourth:
ChuckWoolery : Henri with 9
ChuckWoolery : and that leaves Greg with 750
ChuckWoolery : That's our team for Greed!
ChuckWoolery : Now, every team has a common foe, and in THIS case, it's the Tower of Greed:
ChuckWoolery : we begin with a $25,000 question
ChuckWoolery : ... and move up in $25,000 increments to $100,000
ChuckWoolery : then we double it to $200,000
ChuckWoolery : we move to $500,000
ChuckWoolery : double that for $1,000,000
ChuckWoolery : and finally double it AGAIN to $2,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : remember, that you can stop after any correct answer and keep the money you've earned so far
ChuckWoolery : okay, we begin with Greg...
ChuckWoolery : Greg? first off, I'll ask you: what would you do if you won $2,000,000?
spotzy69 : i would buy groceries
ChuckWoolery : wow, that's a lot of groceries!
ChuckWoolery : well, I'll get you started with $25,000 worth
ChuckWoolery : Here is your $25,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : Traditionally, what phrase begins the Indianapolis 500?
ChuckWoolery : "Let's get ready to rumble!"
ChuckWoolery : "Gentlemen, start your engines!"
ChuckWoolery : "May the best man win."
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Let's put the pedal to the metal!"
spotzy69 : ready for my answer?
ChuckWoolery : yup
spotzy69 : Gentlemen, start your engines!!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy, as Captain, you can either accept or reject that answer
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to do?
Darcy10510 : Chuck, I'm not a big fan of racing, but I do know that he's correct. I'm going to accept that answer.
ChuckWoolery : okay...
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000... is "Gentlemen, start yoru engines!" the correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes it is!
ChuckWoolery : congratulations!
spotzy69 : thank you
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy, now you've got another decision to make...
ChuckWoolery : you can either keep the $25,000 (that's $5000 each for everyone) or you can risk it and try for $50,000
Darcy10510 : I feel the need for greed.
ChuckWoolery : excellent!
ChuckWoolery : Henri?
Henri1956 : yes?
ChuckWoolery : what would you do if I were to hand you $2,000,000?
Henri1956 : Well, I think I owe you that much by now, don't I?
ChuckWoolery : hmm.. good point...
ChuckWoolery : well, let's get started with your $50,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : In "The Wizard of Oz", what does the Lion want from the Wizard?
ChuckWoolery : A brain
ChuckWoolery : A liver
ChuckWoolery : Courage
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : A new mane?
Henri1956 : I'm going to say Courage
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy? do accept or reject that answer?
Darcy10510 : Chuck, I accept that answer.
ChuckWoolery : okay...
ChuckWoolery : for $50,000... is "Courage" the correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : Yes!
ChuckWoolery : wow, good job Henri, you really know your movies!
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darce? you wanna stop here or do you still feel the need for greed?
Henri1956 : .....thanks
Darcy10510 : Well, that 50 thousand is tempting, but I still feel the need.
ChuckWoolery : okay, we're moving on to $75,000!
ChuckWoolery : Holly? you still there?
Holly17919 : yes
ChuckWoolery : what would you do with a $2,000,000 check?
Holly17919 : I would take a cruise
ChuckWoolery : where to?
Holly17919 : I don't know
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : well, you'll have lots of time to decide if you win...
ChuckWoolery : here's your $75,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following movies did NOT have a sequel?
ChuckWoolery : Ghost
ChuckWoolery : Ace Ventura
ChuckWoolery : Ghostbusters
ChuckWoolery : Back to the Future
ChuckWoolery : The Terminator
ChuckWoolery : ?
Holly17919 : I think it is ghost
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy? do you accept?
Darcy10510 : Yes Chuck, I'll accept that answer.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : for $75,000!
ChuckWoolery : is it "Ghost"?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes!
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : you guys are really moving up that Tower of Greed!
ChuckWoolery : now I'll ask you again, Darcy? is $75,000 enough or do you want to try for $100,000?
Darcy10510 : I think we'll go for the 100 thousand.
ChuckWoolery : okay, we're moving on!
ChuckWoolery : Kevin
ChuckWoolery : are you there, Kevin?
Buckish_Dweeb : who the hell is Kevin? I'm Buckish Dweeb
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry Buckish
ChuckWoolery : well? what would YOU do with $2,000,000?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'd buy 1000 Battle of Eternia playsets and make you mega jealous!
ChuckWoolery : sounds exciting...
ChuckWoolery : anyway...
ChuckWoolery : here's your $100,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : How many strikes must you throw to record a perfect game in bowling?
ChuckWoolery : 12
ChuckWoolery : 10
ChuckWoolery : 15
ChuckWoolery : 9
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : 20
Buckish_Dweeb : Well, Chuck, it's 9 strikes for the first 9 frames, and 3 strikes in the tenth frame, for a total of 12.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, he sounded like he knew what he was talking about?
ChuckWoolery : do you accept his answer?
Darcy10510 : Well Chuck, I hope he does, because I know nothing about bowling. I'm going to accept that answer.
ChuckWoolery : alright, then
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000 ...
ChuckWoolery : do you need 12 strikes in bowling?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSSHHH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : wow, congratulations!
ChuckWoolery : you're only FOUR questions away from winning TWO MILLION DOLLARS!!!
ChuckWoolery : this time around the questions get a little harder, though
ChuckWoolery : each question will have FOUR correct answers and, Darcy, you'll be relying on your teammates to come up with those answers
ChuckWoolery : now I gotta ask you if you want to continue on to $200,000...
ChuckWoolery : but first...
ChuckWoolery : I'll help you out by giving you the CATEGORY for the $200,000 question
ChuckWoolery : the category is: Board Games
ChuckWoolery : so do you still feel the need for greed?
Darcy10510 : Yes Chuck, I still feel the need.
ChuckWoolery : excellent!
ChuckWoolery : uh oh!
ChuckWoolery : I know you guys couldn't hear it, but I just heard the sound of the Terminator!
ChuckWoolery : that gives one player the chance to challenge another player to a one question showdown!
ChuckWoolery : the winner of the showdown will take the other player's money and that player will be out of the game!
ChuckWoolery : but to sweeten the pot...
ChuckWoolery : I'm going to give the challenger $10,000 win or lose just to take the challenge!
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate the Terminator now!
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : the Terminator has chosen:
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : DARCY!
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, would you like to challenge another player for $10,000 and possibly take their money?
ChuckWoolery : or you can keep the team the way it is
Darcy10510 : Chuck, I know this doesn't happen verry often, but I think we'll keep the team the way it is.
ChuckWoolery : okay
Henri1956 : we love you Darcy
ChuckWoolery : in that case, HERE is your $200,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : everyone ready?
ChuckWoolery : the category is Board Games, remember:
ChuckWoolery : Which four of the following six tokens are found in the standard game of Monopoly?
ChuckWoolery : Thimble
ChuckWoolery : Top Hat
ChuckWoolery : Clothes Pin
ChuckWoolery : Telephone
ChuckWoolery : Battleship
ChuckWoolery : Cannon
ChuckWoolery : okay, Darcy, because you've made it this far, I'm going to give you a freebie
ChuckWoolery : the FREEBIE lets you remove one WRONG answer from the question, but you only get one and you use it anytime between now and the $2,000,000 question
ChuckWoolery : do you want to use it now?
Darcy10510 : I think Chuck that we'll hold on to it for the time being.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Greg? give me one correct answer please
spotzy69 : okay...
ChuckWoolery : well?
spotzy69 : i like thimbles, chuck, so i'll go with the thimble
ChuckWoolery : Henri? an answer please?
Henri1956 : top hat
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
Holly17919 : Um... I'm not entirely sure but I'm going to go with cannon
ChuckWoolery : Kevin?
Buckish_Dweeb : um
ChuckWoolery : I need an answer Buckish
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm going to have to say clothes pin, but I'm really not totally sure, Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, because you're the Captain, you have the prerogative to change one wrong answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : you have Thimble, Top Hat, Cannon and Clothes Pin as answers
ChuckWoolery : do you want to change any of those?
Darcy10510 : I think I do. I think I'm going to change clothes pin to battleship.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : how do you feel about that, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : Well, I don't mind. It's not my fault they made ten thousand monopoly variations since the original.
ChuckWoolery : heh
ChuckWoolery : well, let's see...
ChuckWoolery : Is Thimble a correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : congrats, Spotzy
ChuckWoolery : how about Top Hat?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSHHH!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job, Henri
ChuckWoolery : is Cannon a Monopoly piece?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSHHH!!!
ChuckWoolery : good answer Holly
ChuckWoolery : now, Darcy, I gotta do this...
ChuckWoolery : I'm not sure how confident you are about your answer of "Battleship"
ChuckWoolery : you changed it from "Clothespin"
ChuckWoolery : I'm going to make you an offer
ChuckWoolery : if you're not sure about Battleship, I'll give you $20,000 to spit up amonst your team, just so you don't go home with nothing
ChuckWoolery : or you can risk it and see if Battleship is correct
ChuckWoolery : what's your decision?
Darcy10510 : I'm pretty sure that battleship is the correct answer. So I think we'll wrisk it.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000!!!!
ChuckWoolery : is Battleship a correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSHHH!!!
ChuckWoolery : wow you made it!
ChuckWoolery : good job everyone!
ChuckWoolery : only three questions left!
ChuckWoolery : now, Darcy...
Buckish_Dweeb : :blush
ChuckWoolery : do you want to keep that $200,000 you've earned? or do you want to try to go on for $500,000?!
ChuckWoolery : to help you decide...
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the $500,000 question's category
ChuckWoolery : it's "Ice Cream"
ChuckWoolery : so?
ChuckWoolery : want to stop or do you feel the NEED FOR GREED!?
Buckish_Dweeb : ::eyes him with greedy eyes::
Darcy10510 : I don't know. 200 thousand is a lot, but we still have that freebie. So, I think we'll go for it.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : uh oh!
ChuckWoolery : it's the TERMINATOR again!
ChuckWoolery : who's it going to land on this time?
ChuckWoolery : SPOTZY!
ChuckWoolery : do you want to challenge one of your fellow players to a one question showdown?
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you $10,000 win or lose, if you do
ChuckWoolery : you can take their share of the money, if you do
ChuckWoolery : and the loser is out of the game
spotzy69 : I love everybody in this room, chuck....no challenge here.
ChuckWoolery : okay!
ChuckWoolery : the comradery!
Henri1956 : we love you spotzy
ChuckWoolery : it just amazes me!
ChuckWoolery : I guess you're not all as Greedy as I thought you'd be
ChuckWoolery : anyway...
ChuckWoolery : here is your $500,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : According to Baskin-Robbins, which four of the following seven are the most popular ice cream toppings?
ChuckWoolery : Butterscotch
ChuckWoolery : Marshmallow
ChuckWoolery : Pineapple
ChuckWoolery : Maple Walnut
ChuckWoolery : Hot Fudge
ChuckWoolery : Caramel Praline
ChuckWoolery : Strawberries
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, you've still got that FREEBIE... would you like to use it now, or save it?
ChuckWoolery : you can remove one wrong answer, if you want
Darcy10510 : Well Chuck, I'm not so sure about this question. So, I think we'll use it this time.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : I'll remove one wrong answer
ChuckWoolery : ...
ChuckWoolery : BUTTERSCOTCH has been removed
ChuckWoolery : Spotzy? an answer?
spotzy69 : yes....i like bathing in hot fudge so i'll choose that.
ChuckWoolery : ooh sounds interesting...
ChuckWoolery : Henri?
Henri1956 : Well I like watching Greg bathe in hot fudge so I'll choose strawberries
ChuckWoolery : uh...
ChuckWoolery : o...kay...
ChuckWoolery : I won't ask
ChuckWoolery : anyway...
ChuckWoolery : Holly, an answer please?
Holly17919 : Um. Maple walnut? that was a choice right?
ChuckWoolery : yes
ChuckWoolery : thanks
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb?
Buckish_Dweeb : Hmm... I think it's between Marshmallow and Pineapple... Americans seem to love those constituents for some reason...
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm going to have to go with a somewhat surprising answer of marshmallow, Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Darcy, are there any answers there you'd like to change?
ChuckWoolery : you can change one of them
Darcy10510 : Well Chuck, I really have no idea. So, I'm going to trust the judgement of my fellow team members.
ChuckWoolery : you've got: Hot Fudge, Strawberries, Maple Walnut and Marshmallow
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's check it out then...
ChuckWoolery : is Hot Fudge a correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : how about Marshmallow?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSHH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's two
ChuckWoolery : is Strawberries a correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZZZ!!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry
ChuckWoolery : that was incorrect
Buckish_Dweeb : I knew it!!
ChuckWoolery : Maple Walnut was also incorrect
ChuckWoolery : it was Pineapple and Caramel Praline!
ChuckWoolery : who ever heard of Pineapple ice cream?
Buckish_Dweeb : they have pineapple toppings at London Dairy in Port Huron
ChuckWoolery : unfortunately, no one wins any money, because no one took any Terminators

GAME #2:
ChuckWoolery : let's start with the Qualifying Question...
ChuckWoolery : According to Crayola, how many crayons has the average North American child used up by the age ten?
ChuckWoolery : I still need two answers
ChuckWoolery : just one more answer, please
ChuckWoolery : alrigh
ChuckWoolery : all answers have been locked in
ChuckWoolery : the correct answer is 730 crayons!
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : anyway...
ChuckWoolery : who's going to be our captain, this time?
ChuckWoolery : it's Buckish Dweeb with 587
ChuckWoolery : who'll be in the first position?
ChuckWoolery : we have a tie between Greg and Henri with 300
ChuckWoolery : so who entered their answer in first?
ChuckWoolery : it was Henri
ChuckWoolery : Greg, you'll be in the second player position
ChuckWoolery : it's down to Darcy and Holly
ChuckWoolery : who's going to be third?
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 277
ChuckWoolery : so Holly's fourth with 200
ChuckWoolery : there's our new team for Greed!
ChuckWoolery : I guess I don't need to explain everything again, so I'll just start right off with the $25,000 question
ChuckWoolery : are you excited Holly?
Holly17919 : yes
ChuckWoolery : What is the profession of TV character Ally McBeal?
ChuckWoolery : Lawyer
ChuckWoolery : Architect
ChuckWoolery : Newspaper Columnist
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Dietician?
Holly17919 : lawyer
ChuckWoolery : Buckish? do you accept that answer?
Buckish_Dweeb : Well Chuck, anyone as skinny as that can't know much about proper diet. So I'll have to accept that answer.
ChuckWoolery : heh heh
ChuckWoolery : okay... let's see if Lawyer is correct....
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSHHH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : good job
ChuckWoolery : now, Buckish, do you want to keep the money or do you feel the need for greed?
Buckish_Dweeb : I think we'll have to stop...
ChuckWoolery : for real?
Buckish_Dweeb : asking such useless questions!
ChuckWoolery : oh
Buckish_Dweeb : LET'S GO!!!
ChuckWoolery : anyway
Buckish_Dweeb : I feel the need for GREED!
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
ChuckWoolery : you ready for your $50,000 question?
Darcy10510 : I'm ready.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : here it is:
ChuckWoolery : What number is the first word of the Gettysburg Address?
ChuckWoolery : One
ChuckWoolery : Four
ChuckWoolery : Eighteen
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Fifty?
Darcy10510 : Chuck, I believe the answer is four, as in four score and seven years ago.
ChuckWoolery : Buckish? do you accept or reject that answer?
Buckish_Dweeb : Yes, I believe Lincoln made that address. I'll stick with four.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : is FOUR the correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yes, it is
ChuckWoolery : okay everyone has $10,000 each now
ChuckWoolery : do you want to continue your climb, Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : why not? let's keep going.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Greg?
spotzy69 : yes?
ChuckWoolery : are you nervous to be here?
spotzy69 : i peed my pants...does that tell you anything?
ChuckWoolery : not really, Greg
ChuckWoolery : not really
ChuckWoolery : but anyway...
ChuckWoolery : here's your $75,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : How many stripes are on the logo of the athletic sportswear company Adidas?
ChuckWoolery : Two
ChuckWoolery : Three
ChuckWoolery : Five
ChuckWoolery : Six
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Ten?
spotzy69 : i'm a big run dmc fan, so i'll say........3
ChuckWoolery : heh
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
ChuckWoolery : what do you say?
ChuckWoolery : is it 3?
Buckish_Dweeb : Not a fan of them or Korn, but I'll have to concur that there are 3 stripes, Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : well?
ChuckWoolery : ARE there THREE stripes on the Adidas logo?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSHHHH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's correct!
ChuckWoolery : okay, everyone's got $15,000 now!
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, I need to ask you if you want to continue on to $100,000 or not
Buckish_Dweeb : Hmm... getting up there. However, I feel confident in my team's ability at this point. Let's proceed.
ChuckWoolery : excellent
ChuckWoolery : here's your $100,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : Henri?
ChuckWoolery : Which of the following products is sold in the varieties "ultra pleasure", "extra strength", and "magnum"?
ChuckWoolery : Pert Shampoo
ChuckWoolery : Maidenfrom bras
ChuckWoolery : Trojan condoms
ChuckWoolery : Gold Toe socks
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Bounty paper towels?
Henri1956 : umm...I don't know much about this but I think condoms
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, do you accept that or reject it?
Buckish_Dweeb : Well Chuck, there's a reason they also call me Enz. Condoms it is.
ChuckWoolery : alrighty...
ChuckWoolery : is Trojan Condoms a correct answer!
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSHHH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : you're just ripping your way up that Tower of Greed!
ChuckWoolery : however, if you remember, this is where the questions start getting harder
ChuckWoolery : your teammates out there will be providing your answers for you... because each question has FOUR correct answers!
ChuckWoolery : I need to know if you want to proceed on to $200,000 or keep the $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : but to help you decide...
ChuckWoolery : HERE's the category for the $200,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : it's: Breakfast Foods
ChuckWoolery : so
ChuckWoolery : do you want to stop or continue on?
Buckish_Dweeb : I eat my breakfast daily Chuck. I feel good about this one.
ChuckWoolery : alright
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUUH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's the sound of the Terminator!
ChuckWoolery : one player will be chosen to possibly eliminate another player and take his or her share of the cash
ChuckWoolery : and I'll give the challenger $10,000 win or lose JUST to take the challenge!
ChuckWoolery : I'm going to activate the Terminator now...
ChuckWoolery : Holly!
ChuckWoolery : The Terminator has chosen YOU!
ChuckWoolery : is there some one here you'd like to challenge for their money?
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you $10,000 dollars to take home no matter what
Holly17919 : I think I'll keep the team as is
ChuckWoolery : sheesh...
ChuckWoolery : what's WRONG with you people?!!?
ChuckWoolery : anyway...
ChuckWoolery : here is you $200,000 question:
Henri1956 : we love you Holly
ChuckWoolery : Breakfast Foods:
ChuckWoolery : According to the International House of Pancakes, what are their four most popular pancake syrups?
ChuckWoolery : Old Fashioned/Maple
ChuckWoolery : Strawberry
ChuckWoolery : Blueberry
ChuckWoolery : Peach
ChuckWoolery : Raspberry
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Butter Pecan
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, because you've gotten this far, I'm going to give you a FREEBIE...
ChuckWoolery : to be used at anypoint from now until the jackpot question
ChuckWoolery : would you like to use it now or save it?
Buckish_Dweeb : hmm, this is a tough one, Chuck.
Buckish_Dweeb : Let's hold onto it for now.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly, could I have an answer please?
Holly17919 : Maple
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
Darcy10510 : I'll go with blueberry.
ChuckWoolery : Blueberry.
ChuckWoolery : Spotzy?
spotzy69 : i will go with the ever famous strawberry, chuck
ChuckWoolery : excellent
ChuckWoolery : Henri
Henri1956 : jeez, ...I don't know...I guess I'll go with raspberry
ChuckWoolery : okay, Buckish, as the Captain, you can change ONE wrong answer if you like
ChuckWoolery : is there anything there you don't like?
Buckish_Dweeb : You know what? I'm going to take a risk, Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : okay...
Buckish_Dweeb : I don't think Americans like their strawberries. Not as much as they like their butter, anyway.
ChuckWoolery : so?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm going out on a limb and changing the Strawberry answer to Butter Pecan.
ChuckWoolery : how does that make you feel Spotzy?
spotzy69 : where in the question did it mention "Americans"?
ChuckWoolery : uh... it DIDN'T
Buckish_Dweeb : IHOP is American, are they not?
ChuckWoolery : they're "International"
spotzy69 : i thought it was international
ChuckWoolery : anyway...
Buckish_Dweeb : Good point! Oh well
ChuckWoolery : let's move on
ChuckWoolery : let's see...
Buckish_Dweeb : mwa ha ha
ChuckWoolery : is "Maple" a correct answer?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : yup, it is
ChuckWoolery : thanks Holly
ChuckWoolery : how about "Blueberry"?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSSHHH!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's TWO!
ChuckWoolery : is Butter Pecan that popular?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSHH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : now
ChuckWoolery : Buckish
ChuckWoolery : I don't know how confident you are in Henri's answer of Raspberry
ChuckWoolery : so I'm going to offer you $20,000 to distribute among the players if you stop now
ChuckWoolery : I'd hate to see everyone lose again if it's wrong
Buckish_Dweeb : Put that money away, Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : okay!
ChuckWoolery : he seems confident!
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000?
ChuckWoolery : is it Raspberry?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
Henri1956 : ok I suck at topping questions!
ChuckWoolery : awww!
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry
ChuckWoolery : it WAS Strawberry
ChuckWoolery : Greg had it!
Buckish_Dweeb : damn, changed the wrong one!
ChuckWoolery : AGAIN, no one wins any money

GAME #3:
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : How many rooms are in the White House?
ChuckWoolery : let's see who our new Captain is:
ChuckWoolery : I was wrong
ChuckWoolery : it's NOT a new Captain!
ChuckWoolery : the answer was 132!
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb is the captain again with 130!
ChuckWoolery : the first position goes to:
ChuckWoolery : Darcy with 117
Buckish_Dweeb : : oints one finger high in the air a la Travolta::
ChuckWoolery : second position:
ChuckWoolery : another tie!
ChuckWoolery : Greg and Holly tied with 20 rooms
ChuckWoolery : Holly rang in first, so she'll be in position two
ChuckWoolery : Greg, you're position 3
ChuckWoolery : that leaves Henri with 11 in position 4
ChuckWoolery : there's your new team configuration!
ChuckWoolery : let's start your climb up the Tower of Greed, because Buckish already knows all the rules
ChuckWoolery : Henri? you ready?:
Henri1956 : yes
ChuckWoolery : According to the title of John Gray's book, women are from Venus, but where are men from?
ChuckWoolery : Pluto
ChuckWoolery : Mercury
ChuckWoolery : Mars
ChuckWoolery : Uranus
ChuckWoolery : ?
Henri1956 : Mars
ChuckWoolery : Buckish?
Buckish_Dweeb : Well, Chuck, I know a lot of men have come from your anus. However, I'll stick with Henri's response.
Buckish_Dweeb : Mars it is.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $25,000...
ChuckWoolery : is it Mars?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOSH!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's correct
ChuckWoolery : everyone's got $5000
ChuckWoolery : you want to keep it or continue on?
Buckish_Dweeb : continue
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Spotzy?
ChuckWoolery : where'd you get a name like that?
ChuckWoolery : never mind I don't care
ChuckWoolery : here's your question:
ChuckWoolery : According to the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, which Vegas gambling activity is played by the most people?
ChuckWoolery : Black Jack
ChuckWoolery : Craps
ChuckWoolery : Roulette
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : Slot Machines
spotzy69 : i'll go with b...
spotzy69 : .....j
ChuckWoolery : I assume you mean Black Jack?
spotzy69 : no......i meant.....oh yeah .....right
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : just checking
ChuckWoolery : so, Buckish? how do you feel about Spotzy's answer?
Buckish_Dweeb : like "crap"
ChuckWoolery : accept or reject?
ChuckWoolery : I need you decision
Buckish_Dweeb : I think I'm going to reject.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : what would you like to say?
Buckish_Dweeb : Roulette is for Russians, not Vegasians.
Buckish_Dweeb : I think the answer is Slots.
ChuckWoolery : okay
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm going to make that my Final Answer.
ChuckWoolery : how do you like being rejected again Greg?
spotzy69 : it'll only be the 56, 789th time in my life
ChuckWoolery : well...you should be used to it by now, then
ChuckWoolery : I bet you've never been rejected by a GUY so much, eh?
spotzy69 : actually............
ChuckWoolery : hmm... well... let's check the answer...
ChuckWoolery : are Slot Machines played by the most people?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOOSHH!!
ChuckWoolery : yes!
ChuckWoolery : you've got a smart Captain, people
ChuckWoolery : hopefully he can take you up to the $2,000,000!
ChuckWoolery : speaking of which...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish, would you like to continue on up to $75,000?
Henri1956 : as long as there's no topping question
ChuckWoolery : we'll se
Buckish_Dweeb : I didn't come all the way to Cyberworld to quit now.
ChuckWoolery : good point!
ChuckWoolery : Holly!
ChuckWoolery : are you ready for your $75,000 question?
ChuckWoolery : are you still here?
ChuckWoolery : Holly?
ChuckWoolery : you ready, Holly?
Holly17919 : yes, sorry
ChuckWoolery : glad to see your back
ChuckWoolery : I mean "you're back"
Buckish_Dweeb : why is her back so special?
Henri1956 : lol
Buckish_Dweeb : what about mine, Chuck?
Holly17919 : lol
ChuckWoolery : Dating back to ancient Greece, what toy was popularized in America by Donald Duncan in the 1920s?
ChuckWoolery : To
ChuckWoolery : sorry
ChuckWoolery : Top
ChuckWoolery : Yo-yo
ChuckWoolery : Frisbee
ChuckWoolery : Boomerang
ChuckWoolery : Pogo Stick
ChuckWoolery : ?
Holly17919 : um... Pogostick, but I'm not realyl sure
ChuckWoolery : what do you think, Buckish Dweeb?
Buckish_Dweeb : No-No, that's all wrong.
ChuckWoolery : it is?
Buckish_Dweeb : I'm pretty sure Double D did the Double Y.
ChuckWoolery : just spell it out
Buckish_Dweeb : Why? Oh, why? Oh!
ChuckWoolery : fine
ChuckWoolery : Yo-yo is your answer
Buckish_Dweeb : Yo yo! Hip to the fro! Datz it, Chuck!
ChuckWoolery : Holly? how do you feel about that?
Holly17919 : Well, I wasn't sure, so I don't blame him
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : let's find out then
ChuckWoolery : were they yo-yoing in ancient Greece?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOSHHH!!!
ChuckWoolery : wow
ChuckWoolery : didn't know that!
ChuckWoolery : that's TWICE now you've saved the team!
Buckish_Dweeb : hmm
ChuckWoolery : maybe this isn't the best team, then
ChuckWoolery : oh well...
Buckish_Dweeb : maybe...
ChuckWoolery : anyway...
ChuckWoolery : you can be the one-man-show, I guess
ChuckWoolery : so?
ChuckWoolery : you want to stop at $75,000 or continue on to $100,000?
Buckish_Dweeb : We'll go for it, I think.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : before the next question, I've got to inform everyone of something
ChuckWoolery : most of these questions are taken from the original TV series, which aired back in 1999/2000
ChuckWoolery : some of them may be somewhat outdated or irrelevant today, but I'm going to use some of them anyway
ChuckWoolery : okay?
ChuckWoolery : that said...
ChuckWoolery : you ready, Darcy? for you $100,000 question?
Darcy10510 : Yeah, I'm ready. Let's rock.
ChuckWoolery : According to a December 1999 poll in the Wallstreet Journal, for what reason do the majority of computer users go online each month?
ChuckWoolery : To use chat rooms
ChuckWoolery : To play games
ChuckWoolery : To send and receive e-mail
ChuckWoolery : To download free software
ChuckWoolery : or
ChuckWoolery : To check stocks
ChuckWoolery : I don't know how important it is, but keep in mind the year the question came from
Darcy10510 : Chuck, I'm going to have to go off the board here, and say to look at porn.
Henri1956 : lol
ChuckWoolery : right
ChuckWoolery : oh
Holly17919 : lol
ChuckWoolery : wait
spotzy69 : i did that
ChuckWoolery : that's not an option
Buckish_Dweeb : I was waiting for that to show up myself.
ChuckWoolery : Spotzy, you're doing that NOW, aren't you?
Henri1956 : there was a great hot fudge episode
spotzy69 : um.......no.
Darcy10510 : Seriously, I'd have to say, to send and receive e-mail.
ChuckWoolery : okay...
ChuckWoolery : Buckish? your opinion on that?
Buckish_Dweeb : wait a few seconds, I was doing something else....
Buckish_Dweeb : ah, all done.
ChuckWoolery : ewwww!!!
Henri1956 : lol
spotzy69 : i did that.
Henri1956 : lol
Buckish_Dweeb : I do believe most people were eating as much spam as they are today back in 1999.
Buckish_Dweeb : That is, email was as popular then as it is now. We'll stick with Darcy's answer.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : for $100,000...
ChuckWoolery : did people like to send and receive email in 1999?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSHHH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's correct!
ChuckWoolery : everyone's now got $20,000!
ChuckWoolery : you've gotta now decide whether to move on to the $200,000 question
ChuckWoolery : remember, they're harder!
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you the category to help you decide whether or not to continue:
ChuckWoolery : Movies
ChuckWoolery : whatdya say?
Buckish_Dweeb : what kind of a vague, half-assed topic is that?
ChuckWoolery : yup
ChuckWoolery : they usually are
Buckish_Dweeb : okay, let's go. I want to see someone's ass terminated!
ChuckWoolery : heh
spotzy69 : i like movies, chuck
ChuckWoolery : DUH DUH DUUUUUUH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : here we go!
ChuckWoolery : that's the Terminator again
ChuckWoolery : you all know how this works right?
ChuckWoolery : ... in THEORY anyway?
ChuckWoolery : I'll activate the Terminator NOW!
ChuckWoolery : Henri
ChuckWoolery : The Terminator has chosen you
ChuckWoolery : do you want to challenge someone for their money?
ChuckWoolery : I'll give you $10,000 win or lose, remember?
Henri1956 : no, we've come so far together
ChuckWoolery : buncha wimps, I tell ya
ChuckWoolery : oh well...
ChuckWoolery : here we go:
Darcy10510 : We love you Henri.
ChuckWoolery : here's your $200,000 question:
ChuckWoolery : Which four of the following six films have won Academy Awards for Best Picture?
ChuckWoolery : The Silence of the Lambs
ChuckWoolery : Raging Bull
ChuckWoolery : The Godfather
ChuckWoolery : The Godfather, Part II
ChuckWoolery : Star Wars
ChuckWoolery : Casablanca
ChuckWoolery : because you've gotten this far, Buckish, I'm gonna give you a FREEBIE you can use it to eliminate one wrong answer from the mix
Buckish_Dweeb : No thanks, we won't need it here.
ChuckWoolery : you sound confident?
ChuckWoolery : Henri, could I get an answer from you?
Henri1956 : Raging Bull, I know this for sure
ChuckWoolery : Spotzy?
spotzy69 : i like godfathers, chuck, so i'll go with the one that started it all.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Holly, I need an answer from you
Holly17919 : I'm gonna say starwars
ChuckWoolery : Darcy?
Darcy10510 : I know that the Silence of the Lambs won best picture, so I'll say that.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish Dweeb, you can change one wrong answer if you don't like it
ChuckWoolery : would you like to do that now?
Buckish_Dweeb : Absolutely, Chuck.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : which?
Buckish_Dweeb : It wasn't Star Wars. It was Casablanca.
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : all the answers are locked in
ChuckWoolery : did The Godfather win a Best Picture Oscar as Spotzy said?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOSH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : how about The Silence of the Lambs?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOOSHHHH!!!!
ChuckWoolery : that's two!
ChuckWoolery : did Casablanca win?
ChuckWoolery : WHOOOOOOSH!!!!!
ChuckWoolery : okay
ChuckWoolery : Buckish...
ChuckWoolery : I don't know how sure you are of Raging Bull... but Henri sure seemed pretty confident
ChuckWoolery : I'll offer you $20,000 if you want to stop now
ChuckWoolery : if you're not too sure about Raging Bull
Buckish_Dweeb : Yep. You know, that movie came up in a game of Trivial Pursuit earlier tonight. Perhaps it was a sign?
ChuckWoolery : so? what's you decision?
Buckish_Dweeb : Hmm, Raging Bull or Godfather 2, eh?
Buckish_Dweeb : You know, I bet De Niro would know this one.
ChuckWoolery : probably, yeah
ChuckWoolery : what do you want to do?
Buckish_Dweeb : Well...
Buckish_Dweeb : I like to live on the edge.
Buckish_Dweeb : Let's ride the raging bull and see if we can stay on.
ChuckWoolery : okay, he's going for it!
ChuckWoolery : for $200,000...!
ChuckWoolery : did Raging Bull win?
ChuckWoolery : BUZZZZZ!!!!!
Henri1956 : no! sorry I just remembered GodFather 2 won!
Buckish_Dweeb : that's a shame
ChuckWoolery : I'm sorry, it didn't!
ChuckWoolery : too bad
ChuckWoolery : unfortunately, I was unable to award any money tonight
Buckish_Dweeb : those godfather movies are overrated
ChuckWoolery : I hope to see you all again another day and maybe you'll all have better luck!
Henri1956 : Thanks it was fun
spotzy69 : can i drive the zamboni, chuck?

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