:: Scenes ::
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Clay watching paint dry.
Clay watching grass grow [eye shots and money shots//watching "field", zoom out, turns into Chia Pet].
Car wash/Bus wash [Clay hoses himself down while doing so].
Clay and the Alarm Clock That Shouldn't Have.
Bathtime With Clay: Rubber Ducky & Bubblebath Boat Battle for a Spot in the Tub.
Clay, the Flat Iron, and The Hair That Wouldn't.
The Search for the Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Bath Scene [Jacuzzi?//bath toys including clay's fish//sings "rubber ducky song"].
Beach Scene - Top Gun Theme [volleyball with himself//applies sunscreen - oil form, we want him to glisten].
Wearing Scottish Outfit [commando? of course, what else could he be?].
Solo Concert Scene - RIP IT OFF ALREADY! [remove shirt during the final clutch].
Unleashing The Beast - Hulk : The Search For The Most Clutchable Shirt [repeated clutches until the perfect shirt and clutch is found//Hulk & Sexy Beast style].
Moulin Rouge re-inactment.
Limo Ride.
Risky Business scene - inspired by Tom Cruise [singing in boxers and socks with flatiron, in front of mirror//clutching, hip-shaking, lip biting//"Just take those old recordes off the shelf" - wipes records off shelf.. 'bad boy style'].
Clay in a tub of RED Jello.
Rain Scene - Gene Kelley Style [jeans and white shirt].
Dirty Dancing scene.
Sleeping Scene [big debate on boxers, or none?].
Shoe shopping.
Sing-A-Long-Songs With Clay Aiken [red shoe bouncing along with the words//"if you're happy and you know it" clay version//the Hokey Pokey].
Ghost Scene [pottery//Clay covered in clay//a performance of 'Unchained Melody'//at the end of scene the staff pour clay all over Clay, in a gatorade/football style].
Titanic - drawing scene.
Shower scene.
Village People scene [Bohemian Rhapsody song].
Clay rubbing himself in massage oil or lotion.
Jungle scene [Tarzan Clay//loin cloth].
Fairy Tale Clay - Little Red Thong Head.
Clay teaching little ones how to dance like him ['Mini Clays', Clay Aiken : The Spy Who Sang To Me].
Teaching Scene [song "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen].
Super Clay : From Nerd to Sexy Beast [Superman theme//Phone booth prop].
The Clay Buffet [scene from 9 1/2 weeks//Clay on marble kitchen floor in CK boxer briefs being fed exotic foods and treats by hand-picked movie crew].
Clay Aerobics [pelvis-thrusting-sweaty Clay].
Clay's Adult Hokey Pokey [hips and backside only].
Clay's Slow & Sexy Pitch [Bull Durham theme].
Fireman Clay.
Clay The Cop.
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