| WIB: Attack of the Bobos Written by: Lisa & Julie � Julisa Inc � Scenes One - Four |
| In this sweet, sweet year of 2003 [now 2004], there is a secret agency that has been devised to save the world from the horrible rusty water spritzers of doom and those terrible kinked hoses. Yes, this league is none other than the Women in Black. Yes, the WIB have been saving the world from drowning since the summer of 2002. What you are about to read is classified information & may be asked to be cleared of your memory of at any time. Here are a few guidelines you must follow to proceed: + If you live in China, you must not have access to a computer after 7:00 PM. If you do, a SWAT team will arrive at your home and destroy your computer. + No "musterbating" -- it's an American tradition. [That means you, Jackie Chan imposters!] + If you disobey any of the following rules of the Julisan faith, you get a "Hell" card. When you die, your Hell and Heaven cards are counted; which card you have the most of, you go to that place. EXAMPLE: Thumpernickle has 34 Hell cards & 10 Heaven cards. {He was a bad boy} The verdict: HE IS CONDEMNED TO THE JULISAN'S FIREY ROOM OF HELL!!!! Where the walls are painted red; there's a huge fireplace; fake fire thingys & you listen to NSYNC CD's NONSTOP!! {noooooooo!} You may proceed. ;) |
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| As this adventure starts, our heros, Julie and Lisa are sitting in a cheerful small caf� in Racine, Wisconsin. The birds are chirping, the sky is blue, and nobody knows of the horrible events that are about to take place. Not even Julie and Lisa....*dun dun dun* "And what would you ladies like to drink?" the waitress asks polietly, the leaves rustling in the wind. Lisa looks over the menu as Julie looks around. "Hmm...two waters please." The waitress confirms their order, nods and walks away to place their order. Julie takes a deep breath and lets it out dramatically. "Boy, the crime rate sure seems lower lately! We haven't had any calls all week!" Lisa nods in agreement, "Yes, but it's only Wednesday. Although the statistics do say that 2004 is the year of kindness." As Lisa states the utter obvious, a hooligan boy can be seen in the background....stealing an old ladies purse. There is now a chase going on; that is, the old lady chasing the hooligan boy with her Hover 'Round Scooter. The boy screams violently as the old woman beats him with a stick. As all this is going on, the waitress comes back with the two heroes orders. "Here you are. Pay whenever you are ready." Julie picks up her sandwich and takes a bite. "Boy, this peanut butter sure is chunky!" She takes another bite. "And the bread tastes like it was made today!" "Yes, and the water is so crisp and refreshing!" The girls are so excited over the great chunky PP&J sandwiches and their crispy water that Julie does not hear her Telecommunicator Cellular. "Hello?" Squiggly appears on the screen. He looks very stressed out. "Julie! Lisa! We need your help!" "What is it, Squiggly?" Julie asks frantically. Squiggly takes a deep breath. "I just got a message from Ishmu, the leader of the Bobos'. She doesn't sound too happy with the Americans. She says that we stole her vase! She has already deployed the army!" Julie's eyes enlarge. "Oh no! We're on our way right now! Bye!" She turns off the Telecommunicator Cellular as Lisa asks what's wrong. "We have to go! I'll explain in the car!" Julie stands up and stuffs her hands in her pockets. She pulls out some loose change. "Here! This should cover it!" She throws the change on the table. Both heros stand up, look dramatically in both directions and then take off running. As they run, hero music can be heard playing somewhere in the distance. They trip over eachother clumsily and then finally make it to the car. "Take us to headquarters, now! Make it snappy!" Julie and Lisa are now breathing hard from the running they had just done. "So, do you mind telling me what this is all about now?" Julie looks over at Lisa and nods. "Well, Squiggly just got a terrible call from Ishmu, the leader of the Bobos'! She's angry about some vase." Lisa looks at Julie confused. "A vase?" Julie continues" Yes, I know it's weird! But she's already sent the army out." Lisa shrugs and replies, "Well as long as there's no water involved, I'm ready to go!" "Oh, did I leave that bit out? It's a sprinkler army." Lisa's eyes enlarge, and she starts hyperventalating. "NOOOOOOO!! She screams as she opens the car door; threatening to jump. Julie grabs Lisa's arm and yell, "SHUT THE DOOR! It's going to be fine. Here! Have some water!" "Okay!" Lisa grabs the bottle, twists off the cap and chugs it down. As Lisa drinks, they approach headquaters. The girls get out and run in through the door. When they reach the receptionist's desk, Sandy informs them that Squiggly is waiting in his office. They thank Sandy, and walk down to Squiggly's office where he now looks relieved that they have finally arrived. "Well, it certianly took long enough. Quick, come with me. Ishmu has sent us another message on the Telecommunicator. Ishmu appears on the screen. Julie looks maliciously at her. "So, Ishmu..we meet again." Lisa looks at Julie confusedly. "How do you know her?" Julie replies with "I'll explain later." as Ishmus starts to talk. "Yes, Julie. It is good to see you again as well...Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha! As I have warned you before; my vase is missing. It was a gift from my grandmother, and I want it back!" She holds up a picture of the vase. " And if I don't get my vase back in the next 48 hours, I will drown the entire United States! Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! "Gasp!" Lisa exclaims. "Who has the vase now?" Julie asks. Ishmu's expression gets even harder as she speaks. "All I am going to say is that the last person who had it was Dr. Hakuasko. His secret lair was St. Luke's Hospital, but he has been relocated! Tough luck for you! Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You will find this vase or else you all will DROWN!" The screen goes blank as Julie, Lisa and Squiggly look at eachother. "I think she's serious this time, girls. We better get a move-on. The girls nod and walk out the room. The hero music once again can be heard. |
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