Lance: (zooming in on Chris & Joey) Hey guys, wave!
JC: I wanna see the camera Lance!
Lance: No, it's mine, I found it..
JC: (whining) But I wanna see it!
Lance: I said no!
JC: Chris, Lance won't let me see the camera!
Chris: Shut up you two.
JC: But...
Chris: I said shut up!
JC: Hey Lance, there's a fan holding up a poster w/ your name on it!
Lance: (excited) OH MY GOSH, WHERE?!!
JC: (steals the camera out of Lances hands and starts off running) YOINK!
(Lance takes after him)
Justin: I be knonin duh things be around hea sumwherez...
Chris: What are you doing?
Justin: I be lookin fo' sumthing dat might help us..
Joey: PRAISE THE LORD, SOMEONE HAS FOOD!
Justin: It's not food...Ahh, here dey be!
(Justin holds up a bag of bras and panties)
Joey: (slapping his forehead) Justin this is to time to think about sex!
Chris: What are we supposed to do with those? Wear them? Where did you get them?
Justin: (smiles ghettoish at Chris)
Chris: Forget I asked..what's the plan?
Justin: WELL, we should leave a trail of dis shyt so we be findin our way back to da bus easily.
Chris: My GOD, that finally sounds smart.
(Justin blushes)
Chris: Justin when did you grow a brain?
Justin: When I broke up wit Brit.
Chris: I see...
(Lance and JC come running back to them & JC still has the camera)
Lance: (still jumping & whining) Give it back!!!
JC: (holding camera over his head) Hey guys, come with us, we gotta show you something!
(They all follow Lance and JC to the tress that have the stick figures hanging from them)
Joey: (gasps) Oh sweet colonel dude of KFC!
Chris: What the hell is this?
JC: (putting the camera down and pulling on one) Look they're fun to play with too!
Lance: (grabbing ong also & playing with it) Oh JC, I love you!
JC: (playing w/ stick figure) BUt we can't be together, people wouldn't understand.
Lance: I don't care! (smashes them together so they can kiss)
Chris: This is freaky, let's look at the map and get the hell out of here. (He reaches into his pack, and looks for it) Where the hell is that thing?
Justin: Wait, hold up bro. You ain't be talking about that map, right?
Chris:I know I put it in here, I just know it!
Justin: You can't be findin' duh map? Oh, we'z be screwed fo' sho now!
(Lance graps the camera and starts filming JC)
JC: (looking into the camera) Oh no! They can't find the map!
Lance: Hey JC, didn't you have the map?
Chris: (looking at JC) W..h..a..t...?
JC: Ooops..
Justin: What you be meanin oops?
JC: I was bored, and Chris told me to find something to do..so I uh, thought I'd color, but I didn't have any paper, so I...
Chris: You didn't...
JC: I drew a really pretty spaceship though! Wanna see? (JC takes out the map with a huge black spacehip colored over it)
Chris: i'M GONNA KILL YOU!
(JC takes off running with Chris shortly after him)
Chris: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Justin: It's gonna be gettin dark soon, so we'z betta be gettin our bumz inta dat tent.
Joey: Ooh, cool! But me and Chris wanted a hotel! (whining)
Lance: Oohh, how FACINATING! We can do makeoversss and paint eachothers NAILLLLSSS!! (winks)
(JC comes running by)
JC: Hellllpppp mmmeeee....
(Chris shortly after him)
Chris: I'll kill ya..
Justin: We betta stop dem two be-fo it be gettin dark, homebroz.
Joey: IF WE SPEND THE NIGHT, I CALL SLEEPING WITH CHRIS!
(Justin looks up in jealousy)
(20 mins later, the guys are all huttled into the abandoned tent Lance had found earlier)
Chris: I'm glad no one thought of packing a tent.
JC: Well, fearless leader, we don't really need tents while on tour.
Justin: At least Lance be foundin this tent.
Lance: (looking up from painting his toenails and into the tent) I did something right!? Can I come in now?!
Chris: No, this is a 3 person tent. We already have 3 in here..plus Joey..
Joey: Man I'm hungry! (looks through pack) Hey who ate all my twinkies?!
JC: Uh, that would be you, Fat Joe.
Joey: Oh yeah..hey what if we never find our way outta here, and we have to like turn to cannibalism to stay alive, who would we eat first?
JC: Not me, I taste like shit.
Justin: Not me, I be duh most popular.
Chris: Not me I'm the brains of this group.
Joey: Not me, I'm too fat, you'll choke to death.
(All four look outside where Lance is painting his toelanils and humming "Man I Feel Like a Woman")
JC: (whispering) Pssst, we can eat Lance.
Justin: Yeah, we be famous, we'll get outta it oh-kay.
(Later on that night)
Chris: (jumping up) What the hell was that sound?
Joey: (waking up) I didn't hear anything..
JC: (hugging a teddybear) Me either..
(someone laughing can be heard)
CHris: There it is again!
Joey: I heard it this time!
JC: Hey you guys, where's Justin?
(Justin's sleeping bag is empty, and all they can find is one of those stick figures they found earlier)
CHris: JUSTIN!!!
Joey: OH MY LORD AND KFC!!
JC: (starting to cry) I think I peed myself..
Chris: We've gotta find Justin! Without him, the band isn't popular anymore!
JC: Hey you guys, what about..
(Just then something starts to shake the tent)
JC: (crying) I don't think it's someone that want's to be friends..
Chris: RUN!!
(Chris unzips the tent and comes face to face with a green faced creature with greasy blonde spiked hair. It has bucked teeth and eyes as big as satalitte dishes.)
Chris: AAAHHHHHHHHH!
(They knock the thing down and they all start running)
Chris: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
JC: Shit, did you see that!?
Chris: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
JC: It was hideous!
Joey: It was Bigfoot!
Chris: You idiot, Bigfoot is big and tall, that thing was short and green!
Joey: Oh yeah...it was Swamp Thing!
Chris: You got 5 seconds to shut the hell up.
Joey: Maybe it was the Incredible Hulk...
(The guys stay out there until morning, and when it was finally fully light, they returned to the tent)
Chris: Look! someones inside the tent!
JC: Maybe it's Justin...
(They approach the tent slowly. Chris opens it. There, curled up in a little ball, sleeps the creature)
Chris: (whispering) I'ts the thing...
JC: (whispering at first)Ooohh..(yells) LET'S KILL IT!
(The thing wakes up, and they suddenly see it's only Lance)