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* People who can take a joke
* People who have a sence of humor
Dont' bother reading if you don't have either one of those qualities.
Chris: (getting off the bus) Damnit, this is the 2nd time our bus broke down.
Lance: (following Chris) Yeah, & remember what happend last time?
Joey: (looking up from his box of ding dongs) No, what?
JC: (stepping off the bus) When we all got stranded in that toy store, and ppl thought we were those life-sized barbie dolls, so they put us up for sale, remember? (runs off to the bus driver)
Justin: Oh yeah! And dere be dem two girls...
Lance: (excitedly) AND I FINALLY FOUND A FAN!
JC: Lance, remember she was my fan, but she was drugged and had us confused?
Lance: (sad) Oh yeah...
Chris: Hey, guys, remember how I got a..nevermind.
(everyone get quiet)
JC: (runs back to the guys) Oh my GOD...the bus driver said he can't get the bus fixed!
Lance: No problemo, dudesters! (pulls out a cell phone) we can just call for help!
Justin: Dude bro, Dat be whack! We tried, and we'z be outta da range, foo!
Lance: (talking into the phone) Hellooooo? Um, HELLO?!
Chris: Well, what do we do now?
Justin: Yo, we'z be famous and all'z. We should just wait hea till some hott honayz be driving by, and we'll hitch a ride, bro.
Chris: Well, we better hide Lance then, so we don't scare them off.
Lance: (still talking into the phone) HELLLOO?? Is this a trick?!
Joey: Good point sexy! Uh, I mean Chris..We can hide him in the bus.
Chris: Well, those honayz better come by soon, because we have a show tonight, and we're not gonna miss that!
Justin: Man, we be'z lost out hea in duh woods, wit no way of calling duh po po...
Lance: HELLO!?!?!??!?! (in the phone)
Justin:..and you be worrying about duh concert?!
Joey: (looking up from his twinkies) Yeah, b/c what if there isn't any fans at the concert, like last night?
Chris: Shut up fat ass.
Justin: (laughs ghettoly)
Joey: Shut up mohawk head.
Chris: Ooh, best thing you can come up with, doughboy?
(band laughs)
Lance: (w/ phone up to his ear) HELLLOOOOO???
(Chris goes over to Lance, grabs the phone out of his hands, and smashes it on a rock)
Lance: (cries) I was about to get through! The Vorizion Wireless guy just said CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!
Chris: (ignoring Lance & thinking) OK guys. Get back onto the bus, and pack your essentials. We're gonna go for a little hike in the woods.
Joey: (gasps) BUT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH! I'M HUNGRY!
Chris: Shut up, and go pack.
Joey: Fine then, forget about tonight..
Chris: (scared) I'm sorry my love! I'm sorry for yelling at you! But we need to pack!
(on the bus packing)
Justin: I can't be findin' mah curlers and fro' fertilizer!
Lance: (gay noise) Should I bring my baby blue make-up caboodle or my pink one?
Justin: This bus be whack!
JC: (to Lance) Why not both?
Justin: (looking at Lance) Dude yo! You outta pick baby blue! Dat be duh shyt right dere!
Lance: Good thinking!
JC: (to everyone) Has anyone seen my nose cream?
Lance: Last I saw it, it was in the bathroom next to my hotwax on the counter.
JC: (whining) But I looked there already!
JC: (changing subject) Should I bring my edible undies?
Justin: Whut be dem fo'?
JC: Ya never know, I might find me a fine lookin babe.
(Lance looks up in jealousy)
Chris: (screaming onto the bus) You guys got 10 more minutes, then we're heading out!
Lance: But I'll never get all my stuff into my pack in time!
(10 minutes later, all the guys are waiting outside for Lance)
Chris: Hurry the hell up you damn pansy!
Lance: I'm almost done putting on my mascara..and I'M NOT A PANSY! (wrist flick)
Chris: (laughing to himself) That's what you think..
Lance: I HEARD THAT! I'LL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT!
(About 2 minutes later, Lance prances off of the bus, and onto the ground.
Lance: (in sing-song voice) I'm reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady!!
Chris: I hope everybody packed the bare essentials..
Joey: (patting his pack) Yup, I got the twinkies1
Justin: Good thinkin Fat Joe, we'z be needin' duh grub.
Joey: (choaking on a twinkie) What?? We??
Chris: Okay guys, I got the map, so I'll be incharge of that...who wants the compass?
JC: ooh me!!
Chris: You can't even read, so therefore, you don't get it.
JC: Awww man, that's not fair!
Lance: (another cell phone up to his ear) Helllooooooo???
Chris: I'll just keep the compass.(looks at map) Okay guys lets go this way.
(Chris points into the direction of the woods that surrounds them)
Justin: Hellz naw, I ain't be goin into no woods.
Joey: (terrifed) THERE'S NO KFC'S IN THERE!
Chris: Just shut up and walk.
(As they walk far into the woods, they realize they're lost)
JC: (looking at Chris) So Davy Crockett, where the hell are we?
Chris: (looking at the map) I know exactly where we are, we're....uhh, we're...
Joey: IN THE WOODS!
JC: Chris, you dick, you got us lost.
Chris: We're not lost, we just have to follow the map and compass.
Joey: Hey what was that sound?
(Everyone looks around, and they hear a chiming sound)
Joey: OH MY GOD, IT'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!! ME FIRST ME FIRST!!
(Joey starts to jump up and down, and the whole ground starts to shake. After the earthquake, he finally realizes that it's Justin ringing a bell)
Justin: (laughing) I can't be believin ya fell fo' it, Fat Joe.
(whole band laughs hard)
Joey: STOP IT! IT'S NOT FAIR!!
Chris: Hahaha..okay guys..hah, let's get going..ha.
(They walk for another 20 minutes)
Justin: OKay ya guyz, we basically be screwed now.
Lance: (running over to them) Guess what I found?!
Joey: Pizza Hut!?
JC: Hot babes and alcohol?!
Justin: A bi-sexual dance club?!
CHris: A new group to join?...
Lance: No! A nifty camcorder!
Chris: Where the hell you find that!?
Lance: In a tent down by the river...
Joey: A TENT WITH FOOD?!
Justin: We'z be saved!
Chris: Lance, show us where the tent is.
Lance: Um, okay.
(Lance leads them to the tent)
Chris: What the hell? Nobody's here!
JC: Looks like it's been abandoned for months.
Justin: Homebroz, what if they be losted in duh woods too, like we be, and what if they neva found dere wayz outta hea? Damnit! We'z be screwed!
Joey: Oh sweet colonel dude of KFC!