Nick took his house keys out of his pocket and unlocked the door. He opened the door, shut it, and walked into the foyer of his $235 million dollar house. (yeah, right) He walked down the hall, chanting,
"It's great to be home, it's great to be, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Just then, all 50 of Nick's pugs came running in like wild rabid boars, and attacked him, knocking him over.
"Ahhh, get off of me!" he yelled, shoving them all off.
They all sat in front of him, with their bug eyes staring at him. He walked past them, and into the kitchen. He looked at the answering machine, and saw there were 5 messages. He played them back. THere was one about something he couldn't make out, because it was in Spanish. He laughed because it sounded funny. One was from Blockbuster, informing him that all the video games he had rented in the past few months are now all overdue. He frowned.
"So what, I love those games."
The rest of them played...one was from Brian, one was from his mom, and the last really caught his attention.
"Hi Nick, it's Howie. Hahahhahahahahhahaa, my eyeball army and I shall seek revenge on all of you! HAHAHAHHA! *click*
Nick rose one of his eyebrows, and then out of the corner of his eye, saw a glowing light coming from one of the pizza boxes sitting on the floor next to one of his big eyed pugs. The big eyed dog barked at it, and Nick looked at it with his blondeness. Then suddenly the top burst open, and about 10,000 eyeballs came out and flew straight at him.
"Ahhhhhh!" Nick screamed girlish-ly, as the eyeballs attacked him.
Five minutes after the brutal attack from the flying evil eyes, they all flew back into the pizza box, and then Howie emerged from the box. Nick looked at him in amazement.
" Howie?...what the..."
Howie floated out of the box as Nick continued to look at him. Howie was wearing a long trench coat, and it had pictures of eyeballs all over it. BIG HUGE brown ones. His shirt had little mini burritos on it, and his pants were purple, and had burritos with big huge eyes on them, specially equipped with monstrous eyebrows.
"Howie you're dead...what are you doing here?.."
Howie's eyes got huge again, and said,
"I am coming back and seeking revenge on all of you! Muhahahhaha!"
"What have we ever done to you!?" Nick squealed.
Howie's eyes suddenly got smaller, and he said,
"All you ever did was make fun of my eyes! All 4 of you! Mess up my hair when I had a date! Took pictures of me while I was sleeping!"
"That was Andre..." Nick replied.
"Oh...really? Well my eyeball army shall seek revenge on him too, and you guys also decorated me with things while I was sleeping! All you did was make fun of my eyes! And now all you will pay!"
Nick scrambled to his feet, and ran. He grabbed his cell phone, and dialed Brian's number. Howie's eyes got huge again, and he zapped the phone out of Nick's hand with his eye zapper. Nick heard the ringing in the phone, and then Howie yelled,
"Get em boys!"
All 10,000 eyes meant to attack Nick went and attacked him again.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Wow, this chapter of John gets more and more exciting everytime I read it! Wow!!...UGH! Who disturbs my bible reading!??!" Brian exclaims as he walks over to the ringing phone. He goes and picks it up.
"HELLO?!" Brian answers, aggrivated.
All he hears in the background is Nick screaming "THE HORROR, THE HORROR, EYEBALLS EVERYWHERE, AHH!" and someone laughing in the background.
Lil Tyke comes up to Brian when he hears him yelling into the phone.
"Yip yip..."
"HUSH TYKE!"
"Yip!"
"HUSH!!"
Suddenly Brian heras a sudden hush over the phone line, and them someone talking into it.
"I shall come for you second...*click*"
"Hello?"
*Click*
Brian looked at the phone, and shrugged. He put it back down on the charger and sat back down to read the rest of John.
*BACK AT NICK'S HOUSE*
"Uhhh, what?!" Nick said as he looked around.
Howie was standing over him, with the 10,000 eyes in back of him that were attacking Nick before. Nick pulled himself to his feet, and said,
"I never made fun of your eyes!"
"BUT YOU STOLE MY BURRITOS! NOBODY STEALS MY BURRITOS!!"
Nick's eyes suddenly widened, and he saw the 10,000 eyes come towards him once again.
"AAHHHHHHHH!" Nick screamed as he ran.
The 10,000 eyes chased after him, floating in the air. Nick ran outside, down the street, arms outstretched, and screaming like a girl with the 10,000 eyes floating after him.
Kevin looked closely at his windows, while holding a large 69 ounce bottle of Windex in his hands and a cloth. He looked the windows up and down before he finally found a spot.
"A..h....h...a...! Y..o..u...t..h..o..u..g..h..t.....y..o..u.....c..o..u..l..d.....e..s..c..a..p..e.....m..e..??"
Kevin sprayed the Windex on the spot, and wiped it away. He stepped back, admiring his handiwork. He opened up his front door, and then went outside. He got down on his hands and knees and started cutting the longer blades of grass with a scissors.
"E..v..e..r..y..t..h..i..n..g.....n..e..e..d..s....t..o....b..e...p..e..r..f..e..c..t..."
Suddenly, he heard something in the distance.
"Ahhh..."
He looked up.
"Ahhh..."
It got closer and closer.
"AAHHHHHHH!!"
He then saw Nick run past his front yard, arms outstretched, and screaming violently, with the 10,000 eyes floating after him. Kevin looked at it strangely, and said,
"H..m..m....t..h..a..t..'s....s..o..m..e..t..h..i..n..g.....y...o..u..d..o..n..'t....s...e...e.....e..v..e..r...y...d..a..y...."
As Kevin went back to cutting his grass with the safety scissors, he then saw two feet appear before him. His face turned red with frusteration, because he didn't like people on his lawn.
"U..S..E...T...H..E.....W..A..L..K...W...A..Y......W...H..O..A...,H..O..W....I..E?"
Howie then moved over, ro reveal Brian tied up in eyeball ropes.
"O..H...M..Y....G..O..D...M..Y...C..O..U..S..I..N.....I'...V..E...K..N..O..W...N...A..L..L...M..Y...L..I..F..E, ...M...Y...C...O..U..S...I..N...!"
Just as Kevin yelled that ever so slowly, the other 10,000 eyeballs that were meant to attack Kevin went and attacked him.
"A...H....H....H....H.....H......H!!" Kevin screamed.
"MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!" Howie laughed evily.
AJ got into his pimpin mobile, and drove down the street with his top down. He turned on the radio, and The Call was on.
"Ring"
AJ looked at his cell phone, and turned it on.
"Hello?..HELLO?! Oh, that's the song, haha...IT'S ME!!! I'M TALKIN, HAHA! COOL!"
AJ smiled as he hear himself talking in the song. Then he started to sing along with himself.
"Oh yeah, I'm one sexy man, bay-beh."
He then drove past Kevin's house, and saw him getting attacked by the eyes, and Brian tied to a tree with the eyeball rope. He started to laugh, because Kevin's arms and legs were flying everywhere, and the eyes were beating down on him to the beat of The Call, as it was in the beginning while AJ is talking to the girl. So it's like "Hi, it's me what's up baby..blah blah...BOOM BOOM BOOM BAM BAM BAM BOOM BOOM BOOM do do do..", and they kept doing that over & over again. AJ then turned and kept his eyes on the road. He then stopped at the stop sign, looked up, and then saw Howie standing infront of his car.
"Howie!?"
Howie's clothes have changed now. He was still wearing the long trench coad, but his shirt underneath had changed. There were now pictures of rice, & Gr8 Value Popsicles on it. His pants were still purple, but the eyes on the burritos were now winking. AJ looked at him strangely.
"Howie, you're dead, what are you doing here?"
Howies eyes then got huge, he poined at AJ, then 10,000 more eyes meant to attack AJ flew over to him and started beaing him to the beat of The Call.
"AHHH, HELP ME!" AJ screamed.
"Muhahahhahahha!" Howie laughed.
When they eyes were done, they lifted away, left AJ there unconscious. Kevin, Brian and Nick were all unconscious too. Howie looked at his bandmates, laughed evily, then floated down to the local Mexican resturant to have to the burrito platter w/ rice.
"ATTACK!"
And they all attacked Howie, and killed him. Then they all floated away, snickering evily. And that was the end of the Eyeball Master Howie. [Note: Don't underestimate the power of the eyes. You never know what they might do..*scary music*