| Shallow Thoughts by Melissa Goss |
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| You're the # |
| Melissa fan to visit!! |
| OK-- dryers--I don't get them . . . . . |
| That would suck . . . if dinosaurs came back . . . and you couldn't go anywhere . . . . . |
| You're running on thin ground! |
| What's the deal with women getting pregnant? |
| Biology leads to many questions. |
| I LOVE shopping bags! |
| I LOVE paying in exact change! |
| You know the worst thing in the world? Consequences. 'Cause it got to me. |
| Why don't soldiers wear chain mail? |
| The early bird gets the word! |
| Water is cold . . . unless it's hot. |
| Don't be optimistic to the point where you are an idiot. |
| If you're the devil you won't make any friends. |
| Taking no risk is worse than not taking one at all. |
| Hard work comes with reward. |
| Why don't soldiers where a bullet-proof vest? Atleast over the heart? Or a whole bullet-proof body-suit? |
| You know they're being fake because everyone's a dork at heart! |
| You can't joke with a tack. |
| Nothing makes sense when you're climbing ice. |
| Hey There! |
| UPDATE!!! So..I'm adding some new quotes, but be warned that they aren't all in the original Melis-type format. Nonetheless, they are fun, so read away! And go harass Melissa about them later! Hey, this page is a page of Melissa-isms, made especially for your delight and amusement. All I ask of you is this: If you personally experience Melissa uttering one of her thoughts, speculations, or theories (if you will), please write it down immediately and let me know!! Thank you! |
| Good thing accidents can be funny now . . . because man, they suck when they happen! |
| What if everyone learns to be mind readers? That would suck and you would not, not, NOT have any friends! |
| Go see an original Melissa Goss documents here! |
| She had her hair F-ing curled! . . . she's always up to something . . . |
| It's prob'ly pretty rare that you run into someone who's bisexual. |
| You're gonna get laryngitis and it's gonna be SO awesome! |
| The only ham I like is Subway Ham. * |
| We tend to have something up our sleeves, if you know what I mean. |
| I kinda wanna go on a crazy run. Maybe like frolicking every day for about 20 instead of a serious run . . . Where do we do it!? |
| The Crim. is where the heart is. |
| . . .But I'm in heaven with this burger. If I'm poor, I don't really think I'll have a problem . . . |
| What in the world temp. is your room, O.K.?! |
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| "That's funny...I don't see you anywhere..." "I HATE sexers!" "My mouth is so spicy . . . ! |
| * Please note: This statement is a lie. I happen to know that Melissa loves Carl Budding (Buddig?) Ham. She better watch out when she turns thirty! These lies have got to stop! |