| Hey! Sorry to delay your entrance into the Jack Handey Archives, (I'm sure you're dead excited) but I wanted to say something first. I just wasnted to discuss the reasons why the archives are so wonderful... 1. All quotes are in alphabetical order--well hopefully--I tried. This is good because if you copy the collection and then later you want to add new ones, you will easily be able to check to see if the "new one" is actually a repeat. But you won't really need to 'cause.... 2. (As far as I know) I now have all of the "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" AND the "Fuzzy Memories" collection as well! I must give credit to another site Daily Pencible because I gathered about 60% of the quotes from his site. (Though his weren't alphabetized) So, I just wanted to inform you all and also apologize if any of the quotes are not formatted exactly like the originals (Some quotes had more than one paragraph so I combined them---they are not changed otherwise) Enjoy!!! --Sarah-- |