What? You people want to know about Boris the Spider?! You don't know about him already? My, what do these schools teach today?!
I'm sorry to be the bringer of ill tidings my friends, but Boris has just departed to a watermelon-rolling contest, so here's a completely unpaid advertisement from Boris &Co. I know, I know, no substitute for Boris, but you know, he's quite irreplaceable, so shut up and enjoy the show! :-)
Top Ten Signs That You're Really Incoherent:
10. In the middle of a conversation, you refer to the 7 mouldering golden ducks.
9. You know all about the rubber chinese plants and watering cans.
8. Fish speak to you.
7. The story of the lawn dwarves haunts you day and night.
6. Magical mushrooms appear musty.
5. Those cows on the track aren't brown, but BLACK!
4. You know for whom the bell tolls.
3. Allegra's window takes on a whole new meaning.
2. The giggling goof gallumps just for you.
1. You always seem to lose your pet cantaloupe when it's ripe for shaving.
If you're not incoherent already, join us today! Membership is free to a good home!
Benefits include:
-gads and gads of puzzled looks from friends and family
-lots of good laughs (who says blondes have the most fun??!)
-myriads of ???? (question marks, that is)
-friendly golf shoes
-people you can identify with (like the muzzled moosegoamer!)
-no annual fee (no fee at ALL!)
-low APR (Annoyed Polyglot Rate)
AND MUCH, MUCH S'MORES
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For all the rest of you normal people who scoff at folly and fun, here's the meandering path back to the main page (and good riddence to you, because your mum NEVER, EVER loved you, so there!).