A quiet, meditative place sequestered from the hustle and bustle of other web sites:

a place where you can free your mind and spirit.™

Take a deep breath

[insert deep breath here]

Very good!

Now prepare to be thorougly enthralled by the deepness of Vivienne's copyrighted musings!

If a smurf holds its breath, what colour does it turn?

If your knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?

If your knees were indeed that way, how would you ride a bike?

If superglue sticks to everything, why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube it comes in?

How are those toys grown in the bottom of cereal boxes where there isn't any light?

How does MSN messenger know when you're typing a message? Do they send out little spies to watch your every move and then report them?

Why do they refer to martians as little GREEN men? Am I the only one that's seeing this as colour discrimination?

Do the voices in my head use a PA system? If not, why is it that I can hear them wherever I go?

A car is a moving couch. This one makes a nice mantra.

Why are bookmarkers called bookmarkers? They aren't actually marking books...they mark your PAGE. In that case, they should be called pagemarkers.

Is it just me or do all politicians resemble mushrooms? Yeah, that's what I thought..just me again.

If mother kangaroos keep kids in their pouches, where do they keep their wallets?

If you put a fork and a spoon together, would it be called a spork or a foon?

And the thought of the day is........

If Vivienne isn't paying me anything to make this webpage, why am I sitting here doing it???

Think this page is gone QuArE HaWk????!

Well, think again! It has received the approval of all the big LeRks up there..thanks dude!